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Nope. Daemons don't actually work biologically very well. Daemonettes are a bit weird in that they're more biologically accurate than most daemons, but they still can't reproduce.

Wot kind 'o' demonz are deze?

Which might be one of the reasons so many guardsmen are seduced by them. Oh come on, that was funny.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Which might be one of the reasons so many guardsmen are seduced by them. Oh come on, that was funny.

*is not amused*

Not funny, i tell yeh.

Which is funny until you realize that I basically killed the Guardsman I body-snatched by deleting his personality and replacing it with my own.
So in some interpretations I'm piloting a healthy corpse around.

Although honestly the daemonette option is looking more and more attractive by the minute.

Haha! See! I can do humor to!

 Verviedi wrote:
Which is funny until you realize that I basically killed the Guardsman I body-snatched by deleting his personality and replacing it with my own.
So in some interpretations I'm piloting a healthy corpse around.

Although honestly the daemonette option is looking more and more attractive by the minute.

Haha! See! I can do humor to!

*is still not amused*

I'm not laughing.

*sniffs*

You babies think you can outsmart me and touch my gun.... maybe, just maybe...

I've yet to meet one that can outsmart BULLET.

* grabs minigun and starts spinning it up*

 sing your life wrote:
*sniffs*

You babies think you can outsmart me and touch my gun.... maybe, just maybe...

I've yet to meet one that can outsmart BULLET.

* grabs minigun and starts spinning it up*

*speaks into radio*

Request moar dakka, over!

*rolls in with 8 stompas, 5 battlewagons, 50 flash gitz, and 150 boyz.*

Sing your life!!! Your death is near!!!

*fires everything at SYL.*

*none of the bullets hit Heavy*

You! Yes, you! All of you are dead!

*Blasts the Orks with his minigun*

*stands his ground*

WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!

*continues to fire everything.*

Ha! Keep crying, babies! Cry some more!

* continues spraying miniguns bullets everywhere*

*easily bounced off of everything*

Mini bullets won't hurt me!

*firing continues. Some foot troops move into close combat*

WHAT SICK MAN send BABIES to fight me?

*Breaks KB's neck with his hands*

*dies*

*everything leaves*

FLASH GIT: We just need some spores.

*the flash git gets some spores*

FLASH GIT: See you soon.

*flash git leaves*

*badrukk's body turns into spores, which hurt everybody*

[Bangs on tank hatch] C-can I please come back in now? it's getting rather bullet-y and Orky out here.

[Hatch opens] Oh thank f- Seriously what is with the pillows? Sorry. [Is hugged by Daemonette] ...?

[Hauls Verviedi inside] C'mon, before you inhale Badrukk. We can find out where some of these extra doors lead.

[Opens one] Well, that's certainly a new meaning of the expression "ballroom". [Scratches head] Looks fun though. [Ceiling-height ballpit]

!!!!!!!

...I am now jealous of your tank.

*Dives into ballpit*

[Daemonette backs up and takes a running start] ...!! No-

[Is shoved at high speed into ballroom] [Foomp]

Eh, this is quite nice actually. [Makes a ballpool angel]

*Swims around in the bottom of the ballpit*

*Surfaces right behind BC*

These balls are very... plushy.

 Verviedi wrote:
Which is funny until you realize that I basically killed the Guardsman I body-snatched by deleting his personality and replacing it with my own.
So in some interpretations I'm piloting a healthy corpse around.

Although honestly the daemonette option is looking more and more attractive by the minute.

Haha! See! I can do humor to!

Sounds like witchcraft.

*begins repainting the armour to look less heretical*

[Sits up]Hm. I can sort that for you! [Bounces out of ballroom]

[Claps] [Tank blasts Selym with several giant lavender coloured paintballs]

[Leans out of tank] There you go, much bett- Oh good God.

It's... It's certainly not green.

OOC: since Sing your life killed Badrukk, I had to change my avatar. Who is it? You've got one guess.

OOC:Marlia Gilmore.

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
OOC:Marlia Gilmore.

OOC: you got it! Except its Marla Gilmore.

OOC: Ehh, it's been a while.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Sits up]Hm. I can sort that for you! [Bounces out of ballroom]

[Claps] [Tank blasts Selym with several giant lavender coloured paintballs]

[Leans out of tank] There you go, much bett- Oh good God.

It's... It's certainly not green.

Oh come on! All I did was kill several dozen Conscripts.

My local Techmarine is going to be pissed when he sees this.

*gets a bucket of hot, soapy water and starts scrubbing*

*Crawls out of the ball pit and ends up at the daemonette's feet*

Excuse me miss, I just have to-

*Attempts to get up*

*Foot planted on head*

Oh hell.

OOC: Well today was a delightful birthday. I finally got a new keyboard, and some things to paint!

*zaps selym a few more times, looking for a good color combo*

OOC: To add to your collection of things to paint no-doubt.

hey guise

*enraged at being unable to remove the paint*

Aaaarrrggh!!

*cuts TNB in half*

+100 kill.

HACKER!

*respawns in bomber and proceeds to bomb the area around Selym*
+100 Vehicle Destroyed
+100 kill