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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Ah-ah-ah... [Gently leads Daemonette backwards] Standing on people bad, remember? Just like people don't like your hot wax or tasers, either.
We went through thi- [Daemonette whispers in ear] Yes well, that one is a commissar thing. [Loosens collar] Ahem. Moving on.

[Wanders into tank kitchen and emerges with tray of hot chocolate with marshmallows] [Places tray on coffee table]
Help yourselves, there's more marshmallows in the jar. I'm going to get some sleep.

[Shuffles to bed and sparks out] [Daemonette gathers several random cushions and curls up on bed like a cat]

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/28 09:40:46



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*air alarm goes off*

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*the lone kill from the air raid was a hiding conscript from the paintball match*

Coward! Fight me like a man! I challenge you to...

Chess

Best out of one!
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Begins quietly walking down the hall in the tank*

*Opens door two*

Nope. Nope. Nope. NOPENOPENOPE.

*Closes door*

*Sound of bear smashing into the door*

Well. I should probably mark that.

*Opens third door and is immediately buried in pillows*

MMMFPH!

...Comfy...



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 Selym wrote:
*the lone kill from the air raid was a hiding conscript from the paintball match*

Coward! Fight me like a man! I challenge you to...

Chess

Best out of one!

*bombs begin falling on Selym*


   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*USS Equinox lands outside the room with a thump!*

*walks in*

Hello everybody!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*air alarm is still going off*

   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*silences air alarm*

*hears alien tone. Nucleogenic Lifeforms appear*

Take cover!!! We're under attack!!!

*takes cover*


INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*continues bombing the area*

   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*bombing sends the Nucleogenic Lifeforms back to their realm for the time being*

TNB, I don't know how to thank you. You got rid of the Nucleogenic Lifeforms!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*moves a pawn*
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

YES! I GOT PROMOTED!

*bombs chess board*

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

....I now understand why she spends so much time buried in pillows



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 thenoobbomb wrote:
YES! I GOT PROMOTED!

*bombs chess board*
Witch!

*kills TNB with a bolt pistol*

+100 kill

*TNB respawns*

*kills TNB with a bolt pistol*

+100 kill

*TNB respawns*

*kills TNB with a bolt pistol*

+100 kill

*TNB respawns*

*kills TNB with a bolt pistol*

+100 kill

*TNB respawns*

How are you doing that!?
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Tank shakes from nearby bombing]

...? ...

[Rolls over and goes back to sleep]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 Selym wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
YES! I GOT PROMOTED!

*bombs chess board*
Witch!

*kills TNB with a bolt pistol*

+100 kill

*TNB respawns*

*kills TNB with a bolt pistol*

+100 kill

*TNB respawns*

*kills TNB with a bolt pistol*

+100 kill

*TNB respawns*

*kills TNB with a bolt pistol*

+100 kill

*TNB respawns*

How are you doing that!?



I don't care how TNB is respawing. He says that phasers don't exist. Well, here goes.

*vaporizes TNB*

+100 kill

*TNB respawns*

I VAPORIZED HIM! HOW COULD HE RESPAWN?!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Current kill points:

TNB: 9000

Selym: 400

Marla Gilmore: 100

BC: 0

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

He's... just like that. For all intents and purposes he's a regular human being, but stuff just happens.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
He's... just like that. For all intents and purposes he's a regular human being, but stuff just happens.


Where is he from? Maybe if we kill him with a weapon of where he's from, he won't respawn.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

It... depends. I think he's, I think he called it.. "American", but he's also "Chinese" and "Russian".

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Sounds like ancient Terra. Which explains why I'm not dead yet.
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 Selym wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
YES! I GOT PROMOTED!

*bombs chess board*
Witch!

*kills TNB with a bolt pistol*

+100 kill

*TNB respawns*

*kills TNB with a bolt pistol*

+100 kill

*TNB respawns*

*kills TNB with a bolt pistol*

+100 kill

*TNB respawns*

*kills TNB with a bolt pistol*

+100 kill

*TNB respawns*

How are you doing that!?

YOU CAN'T SHOOT SOMEONE WITH A PISTOL FROM A PLANE!


   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

It must have been introduced in the new update.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 sing your life wrote:
It must have been introduced in the new update.

there's no new update

   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Well, bolt weapons are rocket propelled grenades.... albeit small ones.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

MEDIC! Another two for the looney bin!
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
Well, bolt weapons are rocket propelled grenades.... albeit small ones.

Grenades can't damage planes!

Ban him!

   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 Selym wrote:
MEDIC! Another two for the looney bin!

Wait, you're the one eating dead people!

   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

I certainly hope you are not talking about me. I'm not insane, a tad deranged perhaps, but aren't we all.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Ban him? You're the one respawning in Arena mode!

*punches TNB in the face*

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
 
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