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**Verviedi**

I feel like I am a cocoon!

*Sees a pale purple foot through a gap in the pillow pile*

...Uh oh.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Wakes up and rolls over to find a large bear sleeping on the bed]

..!

[Very slowly pulls covers over head]

**thenoobbomb**

Selym wrote:
thenoobbomb wrote:
You were dead, and you said you can't come back after death!

*spawns in attack helicopter and flies away*
I have the Armour of Faith. I'm really hard to kill in the 41st millennium. And you're using ancient weapons.

Haven't you heard? Older = better

**shasolenzabi**

HMmmm, Maybe I should make a stew from all the dead Noobbomb clones?

**Selym**

thenoobbomb wrote:
Selym wrote:
thenoobbomb wrote:
You were dead, and you said you can't come back after death!

*spawns in attack helicopter and flies away*
I have the Armour of Faith. I'm really hard to kill in the 41st millennium. And you're using ancient weapons.

Haven't you heard? Older = better

It only goes so far. Comparing your weapons to my armour is like comparing a wooden stick to one of your "Abrams Tanks".

shasolenzabi wrote:
HMmmm, Maybe I should make a stew from all the dead Noobbomb clones?

Please, I'm getting peckish.

**zombiekila707**

Jack Burton had enough of this cannibalism gak!

*Runs over punches hole in Selyms chest rips out one of his hearts*

Wow that Chinese white magic still works! Anyone else eats another human they have to go past ol Jack Burton!

*The sounds of cheering and applause fill the air*

**2BlackJack1**

*pushes past Jack*

I'm starving, and those TNB corpses are looking pretty appetizing

**KaptinBadrukk**

2BlackJack1 wrote:
*pushes past Jack*

I'm starving, and those TNB corpses are looking pretty appetizing

*sees TNB corpses*

Let me take care of this.

*vaporizes the corpses*

+100 kill

**2BlackJack1**

What was that for? I don't vaporise your food. Wait, I have a plan.

*shoots TNB*

+100 Kill

Ok, that can get annoying. But maybe I can get a meal in peace now.

**Selym**

zombiekila707 wrote:
Chinese white magic

WITCH!

*slices his head off*

**shasolenzabi**

Well! Being that I am NOT a human, it would not have been cannibalism for me, Now I need new ingredients!

**thenoobbomb**

*stuffs incendiary grenade in Blackjack*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Creeps out of bedroom past large sleeping bear] Anyone capable of d-dealing with this?

[Daemonette walks in and starts petting the bear, making cooing noises]
...?! [Drags her out and closes door] No! Go and baby something else. [Points down corridor]

Seriously, someone want to remove the live bear? It's not the kind I want in my bed.

**thenoobbomb**

*turns towards Daemonette*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Daemonette lets the angry bear out of the tank where it chases after TNB]

[Sits on top of tank and watches] Well, it's put of the bedroom.

**thenoobbomb**

*Daemonette walks over claymore which explodes*

YEAH!

**Buttery Commissar**

[Sighs] [Pushes Daemonette out of the way of the mine] [Knocked backwards several feet and blackened by explosion] Thank feth for cartoon physics... [Wipes soot off face and spins hat around correctly]
[Politely shoves her back in tank] Go be somewhere not-here.

[Angry bear attacks TNB and chews his helmet] [Watches]

**thenoobbomb**

*blows up bear with C4*
+100 kill

**Buttery Commissar**

[PETA turn up and start picketing TNB and throwing paint at him]

**thenoobbomb**

Haha! *Empties MG4*
+100 kill
+100 kill
+100 kill
+100 kill
+100 kill
+100 kill

**KaptinBadrukk**

*phasers TNB*

+100 kill

**Selym**

*punches TNB in the face*

+100 kill

*starts chopping up the hordes of PETA protesters*

+500 kill
+500 kill
+500 kill

Fifteen kills so far!

+200 kill
+50 assist
+100 kill

**thenoobbomb**

You're all just hacking, I'm leaving this server!

**Selym**

thenoobbomb wrote:
You're all just hacking, I'm leaving this server!

*punches TNB in the face*

+100 kill

**Verviedi**

*Drags self out of the pillow pile and checks the next door

...That's interesting. I wonder if she'll mind if I borrow some cake mix...?

*Steps into giant walk-in pantry*

*Grabs a box of chocolate cake mix and placed it in my backpack*

Right then! Next!

*Opens next door*

*It's a lava pit*

...I have no words.

**thenoobbomb**

Selym wrote:
thenoobbomb wrote:
You're all just hacking, I'm leaving this server!
*punches TNB in the face*

+100 kill

I didn't even respawn yet!

**2BlackJack1**

thenoobbomb wrote:
*stuffs incendiary grenade in Blackjack*

*pulls out incendiary grenade*

You know you're supposed to pull the pin on these, right?

*throws pin and sets it on TNB corpse*

I like my meat crispy

**Buttery Commissar**

[Appears behind Verviedi] Oh, I knew about that one. That's what happens if you yell, "The floor is lava!" enough times inside a transdimensional vehicle. I use it to prove bread. [Pulls door shut]
And that's commissariat cake mix, it better be put to use in morale raising purposes.

[Flips open next door and closes it again very quickly] [Goes white] Th-that one's empty. Moving on. [Jams doorhandle]

**KaptinBadrukk**

Current kill points?

**Selym**

Yes please, ma'am

*punches a passing Guardsman in the face*

+100 kill

Time for lunch.

*starts eating*