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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Goes white with shock from hearing a voice*

What th-



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS



OOC: Yay, you're back!

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Gently pokes door in the side hallway*

Spongy...

Wait. Spongy?

*Door blinks at me*

NOPE.

*Sprints back into main hall, collides with Co'tor, and slams the side hallway door*

Right... Fear room....

*Gestures at Combat Servitor room*

Happiness room....

*Gestures at the tank room*

So... Where are the other primal emotions? All I've encountered so far are spacial anomalies and eldritch horrors.

And a dogfighting ring.

OOC: My avatar looks very very traumatized. It's amazing

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/30 05:04:26




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

Shall I prepare the bear for a roast?

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Wakes up] Hullo JamesGang! We better make sure the bar and kitchen are restocked, then.

[Considers Dragon's question] I think that may be the most edible thing that died in here in a while. Go for it.

[Considers KB's scoreboard] I don't want to kill TNB. He makes me laugh. [Perplexed]

[Looks at Verviedi] Anger, ingrained repression, depression, hats and kink love? I don't suggest looking for those.
Consider how angry a commissar can potentially be at any given point.



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*falls out of a nearby door, mostly dead and badly beaten up*

*is taken away by two BT apothecaries and a techmarine*
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Points at state of Selym] ...That angry. [Writes on door in sharpie]

[Opens a door] It's... empty? [Looks around and steps inside]
Well, thats fine, I guess. seems a little anti climactic after the others. [Considers] But not disappointing. [Shrugs]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*reenters the Tank as a Dreadnought*

What?
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*joins back in Commander Mode*

*voice echoes across the room but TNB is nowhere to be seen*

HEY GUYS! I just joined as a Commander, I can't die!

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*opens a door*

I found you!

*kills TNB*

+100 kill
+5000 commander kill
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

But you can't, and I'm still alive! You're just hacking, I don't even have a body you can shoot right now!

   
Made in us
Utilizing Careful Highlighting




Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.

::Takes a sip of Columbian coffee::

I believe the time has come to reignite the flames of ...

Oh look! It's Verviedi's closet!


CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

He's a guardsman now, James. He doesn't wear the dresses any more. Maybe you could find a use for them.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*enters*

I'm B'elanna Torres, chief engineer of Voyager.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 JamesGang wrote:
::Takes a sip of Columbian coffee::

I believe the time has come to reignite the flames of ...

Oh look! It's Verviedi's closet!



OOC: Welcome back JamesGang!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*sees Scoreboard. Reads*

TNB: 9140
Selym: 6700
Marla Gilmore: 1200
BC: 0

What's all that supposed to mean?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

IT MEANS SELYM IS HACKING

*TNB is still nowhere to be seen, his voice echoing through the room*

   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Who said that?! And who's Selym?

*scoreboard changes*

TNB: 9140
Selym: 6700
B'elanna Torres: 1200
BC: 0

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

That doesn't matter! Attack Objective Elvis!

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 thenoobbomb wrote:

*TNB is still nowhere to be seen, his voice echoing through the room*
WITCHCRAFT!

*begins using a heavy flamer on everything inside the Butter Tank*
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*fires phaser at objective Elvis*

*activates force field*

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 Selym wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:

*TNB is still nowhere to be seen, his voice echoing through the room*
WITCHCRAFT!

*begins using a heavy flamer on everything inside the Butter Tank*


*runs to Selym*

Why are you doing that? There are innocent people inside!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

halp double post

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/30 14:06:57


   
Made in se
Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought






I... actually don't know. Help?

I AM BACK!


ahahahahha just kidding...

ward OUT

To Valhall! ~2800 points

Tutorials: Wet Palette | Painting Station
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*fires phaser at Objective carrot*

+200 kill for both Elvis and Carrot.

Scoreboard:

TNB: 9140
Selym: 6700
B'elanna Torres: 1400
BC: 0

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*starts running towards Objective Applesauce*
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 Matthew wrote:
I AM BACK!


ahahahahha just kidding...

ward OUT


OOC: MATTHEW! Get back here!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 Selym wrote:
*starts running towards Objective Applesauce*


*fires at objective Applesauce*

+100 kill

Scoreboard:
TNB: 9140
Selym: 6700
B'elanna Torres: 1500
BC: 0

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 Selym wrote:
*starts running towards Objective Applesauce*

CRUISE MISSILE INBOUND

*cruise missile strikes Objective Applesauce*

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Hides inside Combat Servitor room from Selym's flamer*

I... I need a moment.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
 
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