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 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Selym wrote:
*starts running towards Objective Applesauce*

CRUISE MISSILE INBOUND

*cruise missile strikes Objective Applesauce*

+100 for both of us.

Scoreboard:
TNB: 9240
Selym: 6700
B'elanna Torres: 1500
BC: 0

*pops back into existence, and flamers TNB*

+100 kill

*opens a new door, leading to a desert landscape*




What the...

*shoots TNB again for good measure*

+100 kill

...You can't shoot me, I'm not here in bodily form. I'm in Commander mode, so I'm not sure who you're actually shooting...

 thenoobbomb wrote:
...You can't shoot me, I'm not here in bodily form. I'm in Commander mode, so I'm not sure who you're actually shooting...

I'm shooting all the WITCHCRAFT and HERESY you are leaving all over the place!

*goes on a rampage, opening doors and killing everything inside them*

I'm not there, though..

Commander mode

*kicks down a door, and flamers several civilians inside*

What is this Commader Mode heresy you speak of?

It means I'm in command of you lot.

Now go capture Objective Duplo!

*Sees Selym open the door to the Combat Servitor room*

*Servitors begin firing heavy weapons at Selym*

*Fires shot through Dreadnought view slit*

 Verviedi wrote:
*Sees Selym open the door to the Combat Servitor room*

*Servitors begin firing heavy weapons at Selym*

*Fires shot through Dreadnought view slit*

WHY THE EYES? WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE EYES?

*fires lascannon wildly until the Servitors stop firing*

+300 kill

[Wanders out of kitchen] [Looks around in confusion] Selym, you can't just murder civilians! [Unfastens Selym's Flamer attachment] You can't have this back until you behave!

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Wanders out of kitchen] [Looks around in confusion] Selym, you can't just murder civilians! [Unfastens Selym's Flamer attachment] You can't have this back until you behave!

THEY WERE GETTING IN THE WAY!

*punches down another door, finds a Necron Lord inside, and pulverises it with the DCCW*

*supply drop falls on top of Selym*

Guys... attack the Objective! I need it so that I can fire cruise missiles!

*somehow still in the tank /and/ at objective Applesauce*

No missiles for you!

It is always the eyes because my aimbot goes for the highest probability of armor penetration. On Space Marines and Dreadnought, that would be the eyes.

*Takes a bow and notices all the dead Servitors*

...Oh...

*Runs out*

Running an infantry scan...

*plants feet firmly on the objective*

Anyone that tries to capture this shall DIE!

*fires lascannon for emphasis*

*ties the kroothounds to a tree outside of the room*

Stay. And no fighting. Apparently that's frowned upon.

Jeez, I'm out for a little while and everyone is having delusions of grandeur!

Vervi is a guardsman?
What's next? Warhammer will be dropped like a moldy hot pocket?

Oi vey, everybody!

Hey you, French guy! Oui oui, omelette du fromage! Attack Objective Applejuice!

[Sighs and pushes Selym out of tank] Go be.. insane.. somewhere else.

[Looks at smoking, chaotic corridor inside tank] ...Couple of nice throws and a new wallpaper- [Gives up]

[Leaves tank and sits in the bar] [Uses Selym's flamer to light a smoke]

*Gets lost in the smoke and wanders down the hallway towards a door that looks like the door out*

*Opens door to reveal the inside of a small cabin, with a bed and a fireplace*

Oooh, cozy. I better stay here while the tank airs out.

*Lies on bed and feels a pressure on my ankle*

*Ignores it and pulls out radio*

Well, looks like I found a nice room. It looks like a log cabin. I'm going to sit here until the tank airs out, if that's OK.

Well, I suppose if my kroothound sporting outlet isn't allowed I should clear out the room I turned into a jungle resembling Pech, too?

[Swigs] I've got no problem with that. [Considers] I guess you could put them in there if they like it.
[Remembers] That fire has probably raised my insurance costs massively already. Can't hurt at this point.

[Wanders back into tank and switches on the extractor fans] [Walks down corridor and selects a random door] ...!! [Wide eyed excitement at a large amount of hats]

I can see that working out.

*takes leashes and guides the dogs to the jungle room*

Oh, and those dog fights could've helped pay for the insurance, in case you change your mind.

*vanishes into the warp for no reason whatsoever*

Finally, the hacker logged out!

*a drop pod lands on TNB*

+100 kill

You can't land on me, for I am not here in bodily form!

*wanders out of the pod, looking much older and more war-torn than before*

I have...

*wheezing*

...returned. I traveled back in time over ten centuries, and in that time I have seen and done much.

*hears TNB*

You, sir are a witch. What is your name, again?