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2015/09/01 22:06:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*opens another door and sees eggs of various shapes, colors, and sizes scattered throughout it*
Well then. Omelets anyone?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/09/01 22:11:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*gives BC a blood sample*
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
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2015/09/01 22:12:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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 2BlackJack1 wrote:*opens another door and sees eggs of various shapes, colors, and sizes scattered throughout it*
Well then. Omelets anyone?
One omlet please.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/09/01 22:13:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks at it] ...Who's is this?
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2015/09/01 22:15:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/09/01 22:23:33
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*Accepts blanket and drink*
*tosses BC a small vial of blood*
That's puretide blood there.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/01 22:38:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Pokes head out hatch and tosses BC a severed hand*
Not mine! Got it off one of the Servitors!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/01 22:41:46
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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OOC: Poor BC, now you have to think of what they all do. 
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/01 23:01:11
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Gah! [Drops hand and kicks it off tank] Nasty. Nasty. Why the Hell?
Hm. [Applies Torres' and Co'tor's samples to a second pad inside the hatch] [Throws a brick over-arm at Co'tor] [Side-sponson multi-laser blasts the brick out of the air mid-arc]
Hey look at that, you guys now have a sentient tank bodyguard. Just be warned, it has a very short attention span...
[Closes hatch] Well, whilst that was entertaining and useful, it didn't solve the room issue.
[Hops down and wanders back inside] [Curls up in bed] [Notices Daemonette] You quite done being a nuisance for the day? Hokie dokie. [Scoots up and makes space]
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2015/09/01 23:29:37
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Rips turret off of tank and peers inside*
While I was smashing those strange muties! I found anomalies in all of your blood systems... In other words your either A: Human with FEV virus ready for extermination or B: Unknown life form that needs to be brought to Enclave labs for dissection and termination.
I would prefer the path of most resistance... Make my day mutie bastards!
*Flips tank*
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/09/01 23:32:29
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/01 23:34:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Tell you what, you stay over there Frank, and I'll stay by these eggs, making some omelets and I'll tell you if I see any mutants, got it?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/09/01 23:40:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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2BlackJack1 wrote:Tell you what, you stay over there Frank, and I'll stay by these eggs, making some omelets and I'll tell you if I see any mutants, got it?
Sounds good! I am still taking you to the "egg heads" later... see what I did there!?
*Awkward silence*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/01 23:47:44
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Tank self-rights with a crash] [Staggers out of tank] The actual living feth is wrong with you? We were sleeping, you could have killed us!
[Fires hell-pistol at zombiekilla]  Forgiveness is a sign of weakness.
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2015/09/01 23:48:58
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Well, I'm most certainly not human, nor are blackjack and zergsmasher. Vervi's body is human, but with some changes. BC's had his entire body regenerated while still alive and whole, as well as whatever his demon friend puts in him and Sylem is a space marine, so he's sort of beyond human.
I'd say the only really unaltered human people here are TNB, who has a tendency to reswpawn, and jamesgang, who has a permanent BAC of about 50%.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/01 23:49:52
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/01 23:56:21
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Waves hands at Co'tor] Stop helping. You're just giving him a shopping list. [Leans against wall one-handed and continues firing] Room spinny. Whoosh.
And I'll have you know, that daemon doesn't put anything in me. Not like that, anyway. [Blinks] That came out wrong. I mean, I'm mostly a one-way system. Unless drunk/vomiting.
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2015/09/01 23:58:55
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 Co'tor Shas wrote:Well, I'm most certainly not human, nor are blackjack and zergsmasher. Vervi's body is human, but with some changes. BC's had his entire body regenerated while still alive and whole, as well as whatever his demon friend puts in him and Sylem is a space marine, so he's sort of beyond human.
I'd say the only really unaltered human people here are TNB, who has a tendency to reswpawn, and jamesgang, who has a permanent BAC of about 50%.
*Maintains conversation with Co'tor Shas as I get shot by Buttery Commissar *
Your not human which is a perfect reason for you to be taken away to enclave scientist and experimented on until your a lifeless corpse! All other non-humans will come with me and the other humans will be tested for FEV virus.
*Swats Buttery Commissars hand which inadvertently rips his arm off*
Whoops damn mutie your pretty fragile... WAIT! ... My president needs me... I will return!
*Walks out of room*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/02 00:03:13
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*pulls out healing devise*
*reattaches BC's hand*
There we go, and the healing nano-droids should fix all the internals.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/02 00:08:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Yargh! If this affects my ability to clap, ZK, I'll have your balls for a keyfob.
[Pokes severed arm] This is weird and a half.
...Did that giant angry man just call me a mutant?
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2015/09/02 00:22:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Injects Frank with potent nanites set to "Random Alteration"
Who's... human... now?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/02 01:43:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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Hmmm, Omelets!
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/09/02 01:57:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...I am running on far too little coffee.
*Drags self to bed in the corner of the room and falls asleep*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/02 11:04:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Wake up very suddenly and abruptly*
*Notices that I'm paralyzed*
Oh, damn. Forgot to beat my heart, hold on a second.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/02 13:24:47
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Tank makes sad beeping noise] Oh, gak. I got distracted. [Looks at torn off turret] [Runs over and pats tank] It'll be fine!
I think. [Keeps patting tank until it purrs] See, just need to.. Uh.. Find someone who knows what they're doing..
[Turns on vox headset and then reconsiders] Hey V, how much trouble would I hypothetically be in, if I call in an enginseer for a Leman Russ that sports both a pocket dimension and non standard paint job?
[Tank grumbles its engine] Oh, and a machine spirit that thinks it's a Labrador.
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2015/09/02 13:41:43
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*examines place where turret was*
It doesn't look to bad. Just some torn cabling and broken metal, the motors seem fine.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/02 13:42:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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*voice echoes across room once more*
NIGHT OPERATIONS YAY!
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2015/09/02 13:46:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Just don't let him inside the tank, and everything should be fine.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/02 14:12:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*appears*
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2015/09/02 14:23:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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*runs into the room*
Hey guys, I joined again! Night Operatioooons!
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2015/09/02 14:24:35
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I guess so. Should be simple enough to stay the curiously of a techpriest. [Raises eyebrow]
[Voxes HQ] ...A large angry man broke the top off my tank. ... An ogryn? I don't- Yes. Yes it was. Can you send someone? And no servitors? ... ... No, I'm not scared of them. That'd be ridiculous. ... Oh you too? Yeah, it's something about the eye- Oh you bastard, stop laughing. ... Just send the repair crew. [Hangs up]
[A pair of ogryns walk in accompanying an engineseer, and haul the turret back into place] [Techpriest begins working]
[Stands and pats side of tank] See, the nice lady knows what she's doing. [Tank makes worried beeping noises] Sshh! Yes it's fine for a lady to touch your turret! You're a tank!
[Looks up] I'm so very sorry. [Embarrassed]
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2015/09/02 14:30:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Please Insert Weapon For Conversion
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