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*processes for a few seconds, and produces a new weapon*
*chimes happily, as if proud of its work*
The Eye Blaster An eye-mounted dart gun, that fires Electroshock Darts, designed to stop the heart of anything within 500 metres. It also comes with an attached Grenade Launcher. It fires frags. Featuring digitally-controlled optical camouflage that only covers the gun, this weapon has been considered overly complicated by Mars' Techpriests.
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*processes for a few seconds, and produces a new weapon*
*chimes happily, as if proud of its work*
The Eye Blaster An eye-mounted dart gun, that fires Electroshock Darts, designed to stop the heart of anything within 500 metres.
It also comes with an attached Grenade Launcher. It fires frags.
Featuring digitally-controlled optical camouflage that only covers the gun, this weapon has been considered overly complicated by Mars' Techpriests.
*Detaches psionic blade from armor and inserts it into Selym*
"I wonder what it can do with Protoss technology..."
My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 21 | Current main painting project: Warhammer 40k Leviathan set
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote: You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
[Is hit in the head by an electro-spanner] ..! ..?
[Picks it up and puts it in the machine]
The Minelayer This Space Marine pistol features revolving chambers, and an active machine spirit controls the targeting.
It fires Radioactive Sticky Mines to distances of up to 10 Kilometers.
This weapon is accurate to distances of up to 5 inches, due to the Machine Spirit being a complete nob.
The weapon has been covered in purity seals to rectify this issue, but to no avail.
thenoobbomb wrote: *inserts PKP Pecheneg into Selym and waits to see what happens*
The Psyonic Machinegun This Light Machinegun fires psyonic bolts that freeze the target. Comes with attached Flamethrower in case of accidents.
Or to cause them. Whatever.
Due to having a long reload time, and being from the Pre-Heresy era, this Inquisitorial weapon rarely sees action.
ZergSmasher wrote: *Detaches psionic blade from armor and inserts it into Selym*
The Sanctified Tendril This Mechadendrite is capable of firing EHE Swords.
EHE stands for Extreme High Explosive.
It also has an attached chainblade, but whatever.
This Pre-Heresy Chaos Artifact tends to jam.
*Vertibird smashes through building and explodes. Out of the inferno I walk out*
Failed Primary objective... President is dead some mutie convinced him to kill himself... *shrugs* Guess I have to wait for the next election... for now secondary objective kill all muties!
*Sees selym*
Interesting? Some sort of old world weapon manufacturing device.
*Shrugs and puts in End Boss Knife*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden
The Pooper Shooter This weapon is organically grown from a Squig.
When pointed in the correct direction, it fires masses of Anti-Warp Organic Pellets.
However, due to the nature of Squigs, pointing it the right way can prove difficult, as it likes to move around, and both ends look the same.
And you didn't have to work with smelly Ogryns and take orders from the Astra Mitarum. [Nudges gently]
[Retrieves upgraded weapon and returns it to the techpriest] I'm sorry, it doesn't seem to be very spanner-y any more. I hope that's okay...
[Engineseer gets very excited and sits down to examine it] Oy! Finish your main before starting on your pudding! [Taps side of tank]
zombiekila707 wrote:*Shrugs and puts in End Boss Knife*
The Necronomicon This heavy, locked, methul bawks contains an ancient book of immense power.
It is capable of, upon reading, firing ludicrous numbers of magic bullets every second.
It does, however, suffer from extreme recoil, and tends to turn invisible after a few seconds outside of the box, resulting in nobody being sure which way it is pointed, and who is reading it.
s'cuse me a second. [Borrows Minelayer before Techpriest has time to object] [Wanders behind zombiekilla and fires multiple sticky mines onto him]
[Walks back and returns weapon to Engineseer] Just testing it works. Now you have more data.
Guys! We picked up a signal from this place. What's going on?
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
*clicking of cogs, as it decides whether or not this is a weapon*
*spits out the bipod at high velocity into TNB*
*begins processing*
The Poleaxe of DOOM This several-decades-old Eldar weapon is based on the humble Poleaxe of ancient times.
As such, it features revolving chambers that fire Beams of Acid that can home in on the target.
It has also been blessed by Khaine. By which I mean melted somewhat, as the acid leaked a little during production.
It may or may not be too complicated for its own good, with a staggering four-hundred-and-eighty-seven moving parts.
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
zombiekila707 wrote:*Shrugs and puts in End Boss Knife*
The Necronomicon This heavy, locked, methul bawks contains an ancient book of immense power.
It is capable of, upon reading, firing ludicrous numbers of magic bullets every second.
It does, however, suffer from extreme recoil, and tends to turn invisible after a few seconds outside of the box, resulting in nobody being sure which way it is pointed, and who is reading it.
Yeah I think ill save this for later...
*Turns pulling out End Boss Plasma Gun and shoots thenoobbomb turning him into a pile of green goo*
Die mutie scum!
*Begins shooting at everyone expect non organics*
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden
[Steps out of kitchen and hurls coffee put at ZK's head, showering him with broken glass and boiling coffee]
You sir, are an abomination unto the Emperor and you spoiled my best jacket.
[Looks at empty cup] I should have poured some for me before I threw that, huh?
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~16000 Astra Militarum: 
~1200 | Imperial Knights: 
~2300 | Leagues of Votann: 
~1300 | Tyranids: 
~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: 
~5000 | Kruleboyz: 
~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: 
~700
