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Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Yo look, Are we in the meth business, or the money business?

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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Throws a landmine like a frisbee at SYL*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 sing your life wrote:
Yo look, Are we in the meth business, or the money business?

Battlefield!

   
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Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

*dodges the mine*

Yo, look, when you, uh, when you started this thing, did you ever dream of having $5 million? I know for a fact that you didn't. I know for a fact all you needed was 737 000, 'cause you worked it all out, like, mathematically.

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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

I worked out I like Jeep Stuff!

   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 sing your life wrote:
*dodges the mine*

Yo, look, when you, uh, when you started this thing, did you ever dream of having $5 million? I know for a fact that you didn't. I know for a fact all you needed was 737 000, 'cause you worked it all out, like, mathematically.
*prints out a factoid sheet proving that, mathematically, money can be considered harmful, due to being used to hire mercenaries and assassins*

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Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 sing your life wrote:
Yo look, Are we in the meth business, or the money business?


Hot damn! A human! Not only that a entrepreneur! Whats the product? I can clear the market! Slaughter all opposition and we will hear the lamentation of the woman!

Also I have a full time staff of Enclave scientist who have been leaking psycho, jet, turbo, and Buffout to the local muties and lets just say its been helping financially ...


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
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Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

No you know what? Why I'm here in the first place... is to sell you meth. You're nothing to me but customers! I made you my bitch.! You okay with that? huh? You accept?

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Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 sing your life wrote:
No you know what? Why I'm here in the first place... is to sell you meth. You're nothing to me but customers! I made you my bitch.! You okay with that? huh? You accept?


Your tone is bordering hostility. *shurgs* You want the money or not?

*Three Enclave soldiers come into the room caring a silver brief case when opened there is one hundred grand*

So "Jesse" is it? Wheres the product?


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
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Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Before I give you the product, can you confirm you're not with those DEA bitches?

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North of your position

*door has been claymored*

   
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Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 sing your life wrote:
Before I give you the product, can you confirm you're not with those DEA bitches?


HA! We are the government! DEA HA! I am starting to get sick of the bs Jesse... *Pulls out plasma gun and aims at Sing your life* THE PRODUCT NOW!




First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Yo! Why don't you just kill me now and get it over with, because there's no way I'm doing one cook for you psycho bitches!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/03 17:10:58


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Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 sing your life wrote:
Yo! Why don't you just kill me now and get it over with, because there's no way I'm doing one cook for you psycho bitches!


Jesse nobody wants to kill you we want the product specifically the blue gak... I am offering you money what the hell is the problem?


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Stumbles out of tank, uniform in disarray]
Good afternoon, gentlemen. I believe I have made amends for my lack of attention previously paid to the lady inhabiting my vehicle.
I'm not sure I was quite prepared for her reciprocation, however. [Cracks back and stretches]

[Stomach growls] [Retrieves toast rack from the kitchen and sits munching] Back in a moment. It'd be polite to share.
[Steps into tank] I brought you some toast- [Hatch slams and locks again] Woah, there. [Sound of toast rack being dropped]


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Eastern edge

I am feeling a major "sneeze coming on! Ah, Ah, Ah, ACHOOOOO!!!!



"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
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United Kingdom

 shasolenzabi wrote:
I am feeling a major "sneeze coming on! Ah, Ah, Ah, ACHOOOOO!!!!


Now Processing
   
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Illinois

 shasolenzabi wrote:
I am feeling a major "sneeze coming on! Ah, Ah, Ah, ACHOOOOO!!!!



Cover your mouth!

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Hyperspace

You know, I've honestly made it a habit to have a new uniform ready for you every Thursday.

It also helps keep up appearences of not being a meat suit surrounding an array of tech that would make a Necron salivate.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
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Illinois

 Verviedi wrote:
You know, I've honestly made it a habit to have a new uniform ready for you every Thursday.

It also helps keep up appearences of not being a meat suit surrounding an array of tech that would make a Necron salivate.


A new uniform?

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Hyperspace

Of course. I fed one of his old uniforms into a Replicator, and interwove it with some metal fibre to give him a better save!



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
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Illinois

 Verviedi wrote:
Of course. I fed one of his old uniforms into a Replicator, and interwove it with some metal fibre to give him a better save!


I'd like the better save.

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Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

Jesse deals still on the table...

*Enclave Troopers sit down as Robo brains bring out breakfast*

In California time zone it is still morning so gentlemen eat some breakfast. You muties are welcome just don't try and eat one of my men.

*Sits down and shoves toast into mouth grill toast crumbs litter the ground*

God my life sucks


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
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Illinois

Is that IC or OOC?

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Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Fine. It's 2000 bucks for an ounce.

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Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Is that IC or OOC?


OOC: that IC you kidding me imagine being a genetic monstrosity that cant eat toast? I would hate life too.

Done here is a couple million figure keep you rich... so 20 ounces?


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
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Illinois

 zombiekila707 wrote:
 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Is that IC or OOC?


OOC: that IC you kidding me imagine being a genetic monstrosity that cant eat toast? I would hate life too.

Done here is a couple million figure keep you rich... so 20 ounces?


OOC: Oh. I guess i didn't read it right.

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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 Selym wrote:
 shasolenzabi wrote:
I am feeling a major "sneeze coming on! Ah, Ah, Ah, ACHOOOOO!!!!


Now Processing
The Organic Bladed Hammer
I... I don't even...
Er...
I'll be honest, I have no idea what this is.
I blame the materials I had to work with.
On the plus side, it's capable of freezing things, so maybe keep it in a cool bag for food.
Actually, bad idea. It's oozing stuff.
   
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Catskills in NYS

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 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
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Illinois

What are you doing, Cotor?

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