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Yo, look, when you, uh, when you started this thing, did you ever dream of having $5 million? I know for a fact that you didn't. I know for a fact all you needed was 737 000, 'cause you worked it all out, like, mathematically.
Yo, look, when you, uh, when you started this thing, did you ever dream of having $5 million? I know for a fact that you didn't. I know for a fact all you needed was 737 000, 'cause you worked it all out, like, mathematically.
*prints out a factoid sheet proving that, mathematically, money can be considered harmful, due to being used to hire mercenaries and assassins*
Hot damn! A human! Not only that a entrepreneur! Whats the product? I can clear the market! Slaughter all opposition and we will hear the lamentation of the woman!
Also I have a full time staff of Enclave scientist who have been leaking psycho, jet, turbo, and Buffout to the local muties and lets just say its been helping financially ...
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden
No you know what? Why I'm here in the first place... is to sell you meth. You're nothing to me but customers! I made you my bitch.! You okay with that? huh? You accept?
sing your life wrote: No you know what? Why I'm here in the first place... is to sell you meth. You're nothing to me but customers! I made you my bitch.! You okay with that? huh? You accept?
Your tone is bordering hostility. *shurgs* You want the money or not?
*Three Enclave soldiers come into the room caring a silver brief case when opened there is one hundred grand*
So "Jesse" is it? Wheres the product?
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden
[Stumbles out of tank, uniform in disarray]
Good afternoon, gentlemen. I believe I have made amends for my lack of attention previously paid to the lady inhabiting my vehicle.
I'm not sure I was quite prepared for her reciprocation, however. [Cracks back and stretches]
[Stomach growls] [Retrieves toast rack from the kitchen and sits munching] Back in a moment. It'd be polite to share.
[Steps into tank] I brought you some toast- [Hatch slams and locks again] Woah, there. [Sound of toast rack being dropped]
I am feeling a major "sneeze coming on! Ah, Ah, Ah, ACHOOOOO!!!!
"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
shasolenzabi wrote: I am feeling a major "sneeze coming on! Ah, Ah, Ah, ACHOOOOO!!!!
Cover your mouth!
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Verviedi wrote: You know, I've honestly made it a habit to have a new uniform ready for you every Thursday.
It also helps keep up appearences of not being a meat suit surrounding an array of tech that would make a Necron salivate.
A new uniform?
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Verviedi wrote: Of course. I fed one of his old uniforms into a Replicator, and interwove it with some metal fibre to give him a better save!
I'd like the better save.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
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OOC: that IC you kidding me imagine being a genetic monstrosity that cant eat toast? I would hate life too.
Done here is a couple million figure keep you rich... so 20 ounces?
OOC: Oh. I guess i didn't read it right.
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shasolenzabi wrote: I am feeling a major "sneeze coming on! Ah, Ah, Ah, ACHOOOOO!!!!
Now Processing
The Organic Bladed Hammer I... I don't even...
Er...
I'll be honest, I have no idea what this is.
I blame the materials I had to work with.
On the plus side, it's capable of freezing things, so maybe keep it in a cool bag for food.
Actually, bad idea. It's oozing stuff.
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