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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
[Sits very still] It doesn't hurt but it does feel weird... Also I can see what's happening. This very possibly wasn't a local anaesthetic job-
[Stops Daemonette from putting her finger in it] That is not helpful.
*Deathclaws run into Vs confined operation room and try and eat the Daemonette much of equipment is smashed as she/he/it runs around the room avoiding the deathclaws; I run in and stand at the doorway*
Whoa looks like we almost got her! Send in the alpha!
*A huge Black Deathclaw breaks through the door frame and begins lunging at she/he/it*
I would help but there isn't any room in there! Don't worry guys got another plan!
*Pulls out a mini-nuke*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden
Uh, thanks, Clyde. Sorry about the flinching. It's very hard not to move when you can see the tools up close... [Looks up and down] Oh thank feth, you're all wearing clothes again.
[Stands up and shields the Daemonette] She may be a pest, but she's generally quite amenable. What's your issue here?
*Walks forward metal choke hold bends and breaks under strain*
Whoa Frank Horrigan never gets choked out for one!
Two! For the safety of america! Honestly I forgot the day just kinda rolled by and I sent a bunch of deathclaws to kill a daemon which seems like a holy and pure thing to do. Not saying I am holy but this brings us to ...
Three! WHY!? WHY THE FETH NOT KILL IT! THIS FASCINATION FOR PROTECTING THAT CREATURE IS SICKLY FOR YOUR HEALTH!
Four! *Grabs Co'tor shas device and puts into a enclave Black box nuclear chamber that explodes destroying it utterly* No more stupid reality bending crap sorry gash face but enough is enough *Smashes the Alpha into paste* stupid mutie anyways...
*Deathclaws scamper back to cages and are airlifted out of here*
There hooray keep having a affair with her/he/it... Notice how I SAY HER/HE/IT?! CAUSE ITS A MONSTER THAT EATS FETHING SOULS!
This gak would never fly in america...
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden
Verviedi wrote: Oh, shut it. Who cares? At least they're happy, unlike you.
Happiness is a realitive term for all you know he is enslaved by the succubi! Also I protect the president and my country nothing bring me more happiness... also killing sick demented muties... such as yourself.
OOC: Nobody likes Frank Horrigan
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden
*steals box and stuffs it into remora, which promptly activates it's stealth field and zooms away*
Bad Frank, no stealing!
*sprays ZK with conveniently placed squirt bottle*
OOC: I love my characters position right now, almost impossible to hurt to any extent, via a viratey of shields and safety devises (although underneath that is one of the easiest to kill people in this room), but who's real combat potential is mostly rolled up newspapers and blowing myself up.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote: Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote: Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote: Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
They all keep forgetting I can fix folks with my purple haze breath.
OOC Kaptinbadrukk discovered one of my WiP picks a Tank to be precise
"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
Hey! Nobody's enslaved... I'm viewing it more as rehabilitation... Arguably for the Daemonette. She hasn't killed or eaten anyone since she arrived, which is more than can be said for 99% of this room's occupants.
And I'm learning to not psychotically murder everything I disagree with. I think I'm doing okay.
Sure she accidentally gave me daemonic mutations, but the third one was alright... Beats STDs any day.
Well, I'm not going to therapy for wanting a quick snack. (Or in the case of some of the chubbier enclave soldiers, slow snack). What's wrong with wanting to not be hungry?
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
...? [Grins showing extremely pointed teeth] I have no idea what you mean.
2BlackJack1 wrote:Well, I'm not going to therapy for wanting a quick snack. (Or in the case of some of the chubbier enclave soldiers, slow snack). What's wrong with wanting to not be hungry?
Well, you don't uhm, play with your food...
There's a key difference.
That is my video! I knew spending half an hour grinding out all those sound files via the nightmarish enter enter down arrow enter enter down arrow sequence would prove useful to someone!
I should think of a new signature... In the meantime, have a
OOC: My internet goes down for 16 hours or so, and I miss stuff. What did I miss?
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
