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OOC: it's been a quiet 24 hours recently

 Selym wrote:

 Verviedi wrote:
...I thought I saw a stomachmouth. At least it isn't a stomachmouth.

What is this stomachmouth you speak of, mon'keigh?

He seems to think a Daemonette blessed me with a mouth in my stomach rather than a pervy eyeball and fangs. I suspect he may have just seen my belly button and been confused...

 Buttery Commissar wrote:

 Selym wrote:

 Verviedi wrote:
...I thought I saw a stomachmouth. At least it isn't a stomachmouth.

What is this stomachmouth you speak of, mon'keigh?

He seems to think a Daemonette blessed me with a mouth in my stomach rather than a pervy eyeball and fangs. I suspect he may have just seen my belly button and been confused...

The ignorance of the mon'keigh has no limits, it seems.
Where is this daughter of Slaanesh?

*Slowly pulls gun behind my back*

I'm not ignorant. Just confused.

And I suppose that forgives all your faults?

And why would an upstanding Eldar want to know the location of our resident nuisance?

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
And why would an upstanding Eldar want to know the location of our resident nuisance?

To destroy it.

*Spring-loaded needles full of neurotoxin and other nasty augmetics throughout my body prepare themselves*

I would be careful mentioning other people's faults, Eldar.

Are you ape or robot? Your augmentations will not harm me.

Neither, I'm the cook. The man who executed Gus Stark.

I have not the time for your primitive games, creature. Where is that foul beast?

What foul beast?

That creature of Slaanesh that was here naught but a moment ago.

 Selym wrote:
What is the point of you, Ork? Why are you here, why do you fire your weapons needlessly, and why must your kind be everywhere I go?

*shoots Selym*

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 Selym wrote:
What is the point of you, Ork? Why are you here, why do you fire your weapons needlessly, and why must your kind be everywhere I go?

*shoots Selym*

*sidesteps the bullets, and lobs a fireball at Badrukk*

If you want a good ape, I can surely work out a deal to sell a krootox to you, for a reasonable price.

Hey guys, we're live streaming!

*Uses his alchemical skills to make some water ferom the air and extinguishes the fireball*

Kroot, I have never particularly wanted a pet lizard. And I do not see how that would make for a good mon'keigh.

*runs under Badrukk's guard, and tries to stab him in the back*

 Selym wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 Selym wrote:
What is the point of you, Ork? Why are you here, why do you fire your weapons needlessly, and why must your kind be everywhere I go?

*shoots Selym*

*sidesteps the bullets, and lobs a fireball at Badrukk*

*doges fireball*

*speaks into radio*

Request moar dakka, over!

*6 stompas, 3 battlewagons, and hundreds of orks roll in*

Selym! Your death is near!

*fires everything at Selym*

OOC: I'm trying to be more in character.

... And here we see a group of hackers. There's quite a lot of them here usually.

Thanks for the donation, xAlpacaBrainz! Yeah, I do like the PKP Pecheneg!

*blows Selym up with fulimated merucry*

Just a little tweak of chemistry.

Woah now, a krootox is far from a lizard. Why does everyone think we're lizards? Bird jokes, sure, but lizards? Come on now, I've seen more creativity come from an Imperial conscript.

*Pulls out bizarre device with the severed eye sutured to the inside of a lens*

*Points it at the wall to test it while maintaining lock on Selym*

Are you immune to poisons that fuse your synapses together into an unrecognizable mess?

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 Selym wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 Selym wrote:
What is the point of you, Ork? Why are you here, why do you fire your weapons needlessly, and why must your kind be everywhere I go?

*shoots Selym*

*sidesteps the bullets, and lobs a fireball at Badrukk*

*doges fireball*

*speaks into radio*

Request moar dakka, over!

*6 stompas, 3 battlewagons, and hundreds of orks roll in*

Selym! Your death is near!

*fires everything at Selym*

OOC: I'm trying to be more in character.

 Verviedi wrote:
*Pulls out bizarre device with the severed eye sutured to the inside of a lens*

*Points it at the wall to test it while maintaining lock on Selym*

Are you immune to poisons that fuse your synapses together into an unrecognizable mess?

*becomes invisible*

*firing stops*

now WHERE THE FETH DID HE GO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

*several Orks begin suffering "shiny metal spike to the face" syndrome*

 Selym wrote:

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
And why would an upstanding Eldar want to know the location of our resident nuisance?

To destroy it.

I am particularly averse to this concept at the present moment.
She may not be the ideal house guest, but she makes life interesting.
Also her brother was very particular about the parts of me that would be rearranged if I let something bad happen to her. It's a secondary concern but bears attention.

I would look for Selym, but I can't.

Wait. Orks reproduce asexually.

*Swivels device towards the dying Orks and sees a floating robe with nobody in it*

The hell? Damn warp magic...

Damn, not this again!

*strips off, to become fully invisible*