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*finishes eating genestealer*

I- is anyone else hearing, erm, something like whispering?

I, honestly, just hear some static and the radio I set to play in my head.

...

You know, I think I've defeated the point of grabbing a mostly organic body by this point.

Hmm. It almost sounds like scratching, but with words. I just can't make it out.

*shakes head to ward off the sound*

Well, humans have the tendency to be a bit squishy, so augments are probably the way to go.

"I hear no scratchy sound, and my Observer probes detect nothing unusual. If anything, it is quiet, too quiet..."

*Looks at the paint work on the side of BC's tank*

"I think I could add something to spice it up a bit. Least I can do after having to cut a hole in the door to leave."

*Focuses psionic energy on an unpainted area near the front of the tank. A glowing blue Protoss glyph is etched lightly into the metal.*

"That mark makes you, Buttery Terran, and your tank honorary members of my Conclave. Be proud!"

I think I'm going to paint a happy Servitor frolicking in a field of flowers.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
I didn't realize humans could avoid eating meat. The concept... confuses me. I could avoid eating plants, but the other way around.. That's something else.

My job is to kill people, sometimes people who aren't even the enemy. Getting my energy from killing things as well just feels... Too much.
Most of the time I don't get the choice. There are no menus in trenches.

[Looks at tank] We have Will Riker sitting next to a bunny, under a happy tree and a cloud, and a very impressive Protoss Glyph... [Hands Verviedi a brush] You cannot possibly ruin this.

*Slowly and carefully paints a sun made of various mechanical bits in the corner*

Contrary to popular belief, I do not spend all of my time conjuring up nightmare fuel.

...That wasn't insulting you.

*pulls out a small knife and carves a picture of a knarloc*

There, I think that pulls everything else together.

*paints small group of drones in the distance, who somehow seem to be happy, despite there being no indicator of such*

Which do you like best, tank? [Tank engine purrs]
You like Will Riker? And the picture that the Daemonette drew on your other side?

...! [Runs around to the other side of the tank and confiscates marker pen from the Daemonette]
[Daemonette has drawn a tasteful life-size pin-up of Commissar Yarrick reclining]

I don't. I just... What.

Note: Slaanesh is good at art

....

*Stealthily draws a happy, frolicking combat servitor half-hidden between a tree*

I think that makes it much better!

I actually like that image of Riker. It's very lifelike.

Good.

Because I am Will Riker!

*Begins drawing some runes onto the tank*

I may have many disagreements with your kind, but art seems to be common ground...

*Recoils*

OH GOD THE PICTURE IS ALIVE WARP MAGIC RUN RUN RUN!

Roons?! Magiks?! wot guds dat! Winie gits runnin a mukk.
...needs moor dakka me finks! 'breaks out the meks tools'

By Khaine, it's just an optical illusion. If you stare at the dots, the circles move. If you stare a the circles, the dots move.

What's Khaine?

*Embarrassedly walks back over*

Yeah... Sure. I guess.

*Passes out from exertion*

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
What's Khaine?

The Eldar god of war.

He has a special place in my heart.

*paints a beautiful mural of an Eldar slaying a Space Marine*

 Selym wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
What's Khaine?

The Eldar god of war.

He has a special place in my heart.

*paints a beautiful mural of an Eldar slaying a Space Marine*

What is Eldar?

OOC: I'm trying to be in character. I do know what Eldar are, but my character does not.

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 Selym wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
What's Khaine?

The Eldar god of war.

He has a special place in my heart.

*paints a beautiful mural of an Eldar slaying a Space Marine*

What is Eldar?

OOC: I'm trying to be in character. I do know what Eldar are, but my character does not.

*sigh*

Prmates... I swear to Khaine...

*tries to ignore the human*

OOC: I know

Stop painting the tank now, thank you. [Ushers everyone away]
[Looks at it] Oh that certainly won't get me killed.

*to Selym*

I'm talking to you!

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*to Selym*

I'm talking to you!

*begins making a show of how much he cannot hear the pestering*

*tries to use a paintbrush on BC's hat*

BC take off your hat!

*takes BC's hat off*

*punches Riker in the gut, causing him to double up*

I'll have that, human.

*starts painting scenes of battle onto BC's hat*

*Vertibirds fly in and enclave troopers fan out and begin putting up Enclave propaganda posters everywhere; I walk up*

Well look all the muties are painting how adorable! *Local enclave soldiers stop to laugh*

Well yesterday was labor day and though america is ash and irradiated waste we still celebrate the holidays!

God bless the USA!

 Selym wrote:
*punches Riker in the gut, causing him to double up*

I'll have that, human.

*starts painting scenes of battle onto BC's hat*

*is all right*

YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!!!!!!

*phasers Selym*

Riker to Enterprise, one to beam up!

*beams out*