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*Phaser charge harmly dissipates across now slightly mirrored skin*

Do not interfere.

*Pokes Badrukk, injecting a paralytic agent*

*doges poke*

*sees a spore land and hormagaunts burst out*

You will pay for your thefts!

*leaps at tyranids*

[Stops staring into space and notices invasion] ..! [Whistles] [Butter Tank seals its hatches before anything can enter]

[Turns, draws power sword and attacks a small Ripper with it] [Is bitten on the arm by another] Ah feth, get off! [Punches it in the face] [Is very slowly increasingly inconvenienced and bitten by little aliens]
It's like being mobbed by angry cats. [Shakes them off and stamps on several]

[Looks up] Oh feth, that's a lot of teeth.

*Notices incoming Tyranid creatures*

"All Protoss Warriors! To arms! Activate shields, move to defensive positions! Activate photon cannon emplacements!"

*Many Protoss troops move near base entrance, ready to defend the base*

"These creatures are very much like the Zerg we once faced in our own reality. Let us teach these Tyranids the same lessons! For Tassadar! FOR AIUR!"

*Tyranids begin to approach the base. Defensive cannons begin firing at them, but soon they get into melee combat with Zealots and Templars and battle is joined*

Pfft! Ha ha ha! Release the deathclaws!

*Enclave releases hordes of mind controlled deathclaws and prepare defenses*

Another victory for America!

*charges with deathclaws into the horde*

Lightning heralds the arrival of portal, HUGE portal, out pops Dragon, with bag of bodies, Eldar bodies. "Hah! shopping is done, even some fun as they fought valiantly, I can now make my elf meat dish I crave so much!"

Prepares the meat and other ingredients "Odd thing, this much older one challenged me to some chess, and won the funny smooth ruby stones from the chest of the fallen Elf troops, no biggy! I have my meal to make, he has the stones, win-win!"

Hums as he prepares the food as the rest fight nids. "oh don't let me stop your fun gang"

*Charges into a pocket of Tyranids that are attempting to steal the fridge*

*Multiple of my fingers shift to the side as gun barrels portrude from the space between them, and begin targetting the Termagants' eyes*

*Spins in a circle and stabs Gaunt after Gaunt with needles*

 shasolenzabi wrote:
Lightning heralds the arrival of portal, HUGE portal, out pops Dragon, with bag of bodies, Eldar bodies. "Hah! shopping is done, even some fun as they fought valiantly, I can now make my elf meat dish I crave so much!"

Prepares the meat and other ingredients "Odd thing, this much older one challenged me to some chess, and won the funny smooth ruby stones from the chest of the fallen Elf troops, no biggy! I have my meal to make, he has the stones, win-win!"

Hums as he prepares the food as the rest fight nids. "oh don't let me stop your fun gang"

If he was wearing black robes, it was probably Eldrad. That's exactly the sort of stuff he would do.

*begins lopping heads off Gaunts, and casting concealment spells on Verviedi*

*is seen sitting in a corner experimenting with different sights on his weapon*

*starts phasering tyranids*

Enterprise, I need a security team down here.

*the security team phasers tyranids*

*starts beating a Warrior to death with its own arms*

*fits IRNV scope on ACW-R, since LMGs suck nowadays*

*looks through scope*

It's so... green!

*cuts down one hormagaunt and dodges the shot of a termagaunt*

An endless source of meals... why didn't I do this sooner?

*Charges towards a Pyrovore, which fires it's flamer, burning my skin and clothes off*

*Leaps and impacts Pyrovore, firing two shots into it's head at point-blank range and blendering it's neck with not-so-subdermal knives*

*Lands, minus most skin, most surface tissue, and clothing*

Damn. Looks like it's back to square one.

[Fires hell-pistol at a Termagaunt and distracts it long enough for the Butter Tank to run it over] ...Jammy.

[Is gradually dog-piled by Rippers] Get off, you tiny bitey bastards! [Kicks one off fairly ineffectively]
Why is this one trying to get at my face?

*Dives under a Tyranid Warrior's scything talon and cuts it's arm off with a dropped power sword*

*Rushes towards beacon but is interrupted by a Flyrant, which sprays devourer shots at me, tearing my arm off*

Oh damn.

*continues phasering tyranids with security team*

Looks like it's down to this.

*Yelling*

Selym! I'll need an exorcism after this!

*Injects needle full of Mutilator Virus*

*Walks out of workshop and tosses grenade sized object into air*

*a strange vibration suddenly rattles the room as many of the tyranids fall to the ground in pain or flee*

Ah, so the frequency was correct, I thought as much.

[Rippers calm down and dissipate, leaving one hiding, not very well, under BC's hat]
[Sits up having a quite visible nose and eye bleed] ... [Shambles off unhindered by tyranids, and starts fiddling with the beacon]

*Notices all the Tyranids are gone*

*Looks at liquid metal arm with various warp-touched weapons sticking out of it*

Hey, em... Selym? Macha? Could I have an exorcism? Please?

Is that a..? *picks up weapon laying on the floor*

Railgun!

[Stands up and looks around in a fairly docile manner] ... [Hat chitters]

Spotted, enemy hat!

*fires at BC's hat with railgun*

... [Ducks projectile and punches TNB in the face whilst looking thoroughly disinterested] [Hat chitters again]

...you managed to duck underneath a gun that fires bullets with 3600m/s? *blinks*

[Goes back to staring absently into space] [Wanders away slowly]

 Verviedi wrote:
*Notices all the Tyranids are gone*

*Looks at liquid metal arm with various warp-touched weapons sticking out of it*

Hey, em... Selym? Macha? Could I have an exorcism? Please?

*facepalms for a few seconds, then lobs a soulstone at Verviedi's head, causing the virus to be absorbed*

*starts scooping up all of the dead tyranid corpses*

So much. So much food. This is one of the happiest moments of my life.