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*The Warlock spontaneously becomes a cube*

Oh Gork, not a hypercube.

*shoots it*

+100 kill

Scoreboard:
TNB 1400
KaptinBadrukk: 200
Selym: 0
BC: 0
Verviedi: 0

*the cube is unaffected*

*the cube seems to be 3-dimensional*

*sticks C4 on cube*

*runs from cube*

*the cube cares not*

*detonates C4 to see what happens*

[Sits very still] But... If I mutate, they won't let me be a commissar any more. I'd just be Buttery Dead Person.

[Starts having a severe headache] [Troubled expression]

Hmm...
Would it be heresy if I put your personality in a computer, grew you a new body from the blood you left around before you mutated, and then put your personality in the new body?

Would that technically be killing me? [Looks at Daemonette] I'm not sure what happens to the soul if you do that kind of thing...

[Starts bleeding out of one ear] Oh, crap.

*Looks at BC*

Do I look dead to you?
I'll prepare the transference mechanism.

Hmm, what will happen to the mutated, soon to be abandoned BC body? I trust it won't go to waste?

*sees orks eating nids*

Hey, I'm the one that brought them here, those are mine!

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Would that technically be killing me? [Looks at Daemonette] I'm not sure what happens to the soul if you do that kind of thing...

[Starts bleeding out of one ear] Oh, crap.

Cloning someone does not make them a new person even with "copying and pasting" there personailty.

Sounds like a horrible idea.

But by all means go forth!

Also the idea that the daemon may take your soul and eat it doesn't bother you?

 thenoobbomb wrote:
*detonates C4 to see what happens*

*the cube is unaffected*

Well, you don't exactly look healthy...
[Falls sideways off table] ...Fine. Just please don't let Blackjack eat me until I'm actually dead.

*cautiously takes a bite out of the cube*

Tastes... stale.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
*cautiously takes a bite out of the cube*

Tastes... stale.

*the cube leaves a faint aftertaste of the colour blue*

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Hmm, what will happen to the mutated, soon to be abandoned BC body? I trust it won't go to waste?

*sees orks eating nids*

Hey, I'm the one that brought them here, those are mine!

*gives 2BJ1 the nids*

There's plenty for both of us.

 zombiekila707 wrote:
Also the idea that the daemon may take your soul and eat it doesn't bother you?

Oh, no, she doesn't get a look in. I had it on good authority that I'm absolutely going to be-
...
...
Let's just say, I'm hoping Verviedi's right.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:

 zombiekila707 wrote:
Also the idea that the daemon may take your soul and eat it doesn't bother you?

Oh, no, she doesn't get a look in. I had it on good authority that I'm absolutely going to be-
...
...
Let's just say, I'm hoping Verviedi's right.

Hey just letting you know... eternal damnation is a possibility and you trusting daemons is like hiring a deathclaw to be a babysitter.

*takes tyranid corpses*

Thank you, ork. I forget some are actually diplomatic. I'm more used to being on the enemy side of them.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Well, you don't exactly look healthy...
[Falls sideways off table] ...Fine. Just please don't let Blackjack eat me until I'm actually dead.

Dont worry no one will eat you the enclave will take your corpse... technically its in the contract you signed that you actually didnt sign but the enclave will just say you did... Your body is technically are property.... But your mind is free!

So when operations over we will take your corpse just a heads up.

Hey, what's the point of having the body of you aren't going to eat it? You have to honor the dead, not cut them open and see what's inside!

 zombiekila707 wrote:
Hey just letting you know... eternal damnation is a possibility and you trusting daemons is like hiring a deathclaw to be a babysitter.

Eternal damnation would be a reprieve from what I've got coming if this goes wrong.
Last time you killed me i died, I may have accidentally aggravated a Keeper of Secrets. Or two.

And I don't think anyone can have my corpse, I'm technically Imperial property. They fitted a GPS and everything. [Tries to stand up] Hey look, I can count to eleven on my hands.

*all edges of the cube are no longer than 25mm*

Hm alright then no takebacks let's go!

*Plugs giant dataspike into BC's neck and pours the dried blood into the regen vat*

I'll just put you here in this toaster until you regrow...
Here's a microphone and a camera to communicate!

*Passes corpse to 2BJ1*

*drags corpse in the corner and 'pays dues to the fallen'*

I can taste the call of Slaneesh on this one. Doesn't taste too bad.

[Turns off camera] [Makes depressed sound]

Don't be sad! I have blueberry muffins for you when you're revived!

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
*drags corpse in the corner and 'pays dues to the fallen'*

I can taste the call of Slaneesh on this one. Doesn't taste too bad.

*Grabs 2BlackJack1 By leg and throws him away from corpse*

God know whats gonna happen to you after eating that bit of mutant flesh... But like I said this corpse is the property of the enclave!

*Vertibirds fly in and pick up corpse*

Also Verviedi Why not put BC in a robo brain? We have plenty of em...