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2015/09/19 03:21:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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…Engineer, eh? How amenable are you to indentured servitude? [Pulls out dataslate and smiles politely]
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2015/09/19 03:33:15
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Not at all! I certainly did not break away from the empire to simply trade if for another yolk!
*quickly hacks the data-slate, causing it to start flashing and shining like a dace party, and a fast beat is emitted form it's speakers.*
Oh... I- err....
Well, that's not what I meant to do, but it works.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/19 03:41:37
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Drops Data-Slate in alarm] What is this xenos tomfoolery?
[Sighs] …Can I at least put you down as non-combatant? I really hate filling out paperwork, and as far as I can tell, there's been absolutely none done in this room. [Pokes Data-slate with foot] I'm starting to see why.
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2015/09/19 03:52:19
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*hits data-slate with em pulse to shut it up, and hands BC a replacement*
Well, I certainly don't get involved in much fighting myself, so that sound about ri*yawn*ght.
*shakes head* Sleepy...
*curls up on remora-couch*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/19 04:07:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Places dataslate quietly on couch next to Co'tor and wanders off] I err, can't really accept that. Or use it...
[Attempts to coax Butter Tank to come closer] Come on, I need to use the vox, and contact HQ! [Tank revs and backs away] [Techpriest sits on top of tank watching with amusement]
[Points] If you're doing this, I'll have you fething flogged.
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2015/09/19 09:16:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 shasolenzabi wrote:"Hmmmmm, well, I figure the best way to keep all of you close when I travel is to ingest you all and make you part of me! Verviedi metal would be part of my armor/claws, and the res, well all would be there, with you all able to be speaking to when I get lonely."
Eyes all with a odd stare
Good luck ingesting me, I'll probably get stuck in your bowels for half a century.
...happens more often than you'd think when you're an immortal indestructible cube.
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2015/09/19 11:48:37
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks at cube] Do I even want to know what this is for?
[Removes it from tree] Huh. Heavier than expected.
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2015/09/19 11:57:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Don't worry, I shouldn't be disembodied forever. I am your friendly local artificial intelligence, formed from the mind of Mechanicus Archmagos *Static*. It is a pleasure to meet you.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/19 12:16:34
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:[Looks at cube] Do I even want to know what this is for?
[Removes it from tree] Huh. Heavier than expected.
Roll me.
It's fun. I'm a D20.
What happened to the Buttery one? I wasn't watching.
Probably got toasted.
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2015/09/19 12:28:37
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ah, I have a lot of respect for you Mechnanicus chaps! [Glares at Techpriest on top of Butter-Tank] Most of you, anyway...
Did me a solid a few years back. [Points to head-studs, using metal hand]
[Looks at cube] My better instinct is telling me I probably shouldn't... [Rolls cube onto table]
Your friend is fine, he's just gone to the farm for sick commissars. You know, with the fields to play in and the duck ponds and the re-education barn... [Flinches]...
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2015/09/19 12:38:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I would appreciate if you didn't look into my record though, seeing as my very existence in this state is a unfathomable heresy.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/19 12:38:14
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/19 12:40:56
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Buttery Commissar wrote:[Looks at cube] My better instinct is telling me I probably shouldn't... [Rolls cube onto table]
SIXTEEN!
*The Cube becomes surrounded by an Imperial Cogitation machine*
Erm, wat?
I think it's making me more logical...
It's meshing with my telepathic powers...
Y'know, I've just realized I don't need limbs to affect the universe around me.
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2015/09/19 14:28:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*krootizard walks up to BC and starts sniffing metal hand*
Oh no. I would back away slowly if I were you. And don't keep eye contact, that just goads it on.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/09/19 14:40:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*the cogitation machine vanishes*
*a robotic tendril protrudes from one face of The Cube*
Well well well...
I've been upgraded!
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2015/09/19 14:58:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Pats krootizard on the snout gently and backs away] You'd just hurt your teeth, fella. It's metal all the way up...
[To Verviedi] I'm not sure what you think I'd be able to do anyway. The Commissariat has no jurisdiction over the Mechanicus.
And let's not sling the H word around...
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2015/09/19 15:32:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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"I'm not sure. None of us have ever attempted to tamper with one before. Some of them have foul tempers! This one doesn't have anyone in it yet, so maybe..."
*Levitates Immortal body and gently places it on its legs next to Co'tor Shas's lab*
"Shall we begin?"
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2015/09/19 15:41:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Let's do this!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/19 16:03:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*The Cube, with its newfound arm, begins constructing things*
If I do this, and add this...
Just a little bit of Verviedi's sludge...
*whirring of mechanisms from inside The Cube*
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2015/09/19 19:59:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Double-take at ZergSmasher] What in the varying degrees of Hell are you? And why does your speech taste like blueberries? [Vexed]
[Watches the cube] I feel like something very bad indeed is happening over here and nobody is greatly concerned... [Gently prods the tendril with a metal finger]
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2015/09/19 20:07:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Pokes "head" out from a wall and strides in, promply falling over*
OW! Walking on four legs is HARD!
*Finally looks at BC*
Oh, hey! Who are you? Are you our new Commissariat overseer?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/19 20:07:58
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/19 20:22:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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He's one of the few species in this room I haven't had a sample of yet. The last commisar supplied me a nice amount of food. I don't suppose your as accident prone as he was?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/09/19 20:24:15
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*wakes up with a start*
TIA'K NI'LO TAHN!
*shakes head*
Oh, good morn *checks time* err afternoon.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/19 20:27:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Angles head down at Co'Tor*
What happened? Bad dream?
*Emotion sensor on chest displays a pale green worried face*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/19 20:50:35
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Actually it was rather nice until all the purple ballons appeared. It went downhill fast from there. Greater demons really don't make good assistants, or teacups as it turns out.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/19 21:02:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Buttery Commissar wrote:[Watches the cube] I feel like something very bad indeed is happening over here and nobody is greatly concerned... [Gently prods the tendril with a metal finger]
*the tendril ignores it, and starts sculpting bits of wood and stone into mechanical parts, which it then places inside The Cube*
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2015/09/19 22:06:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 2BlackJack1 wrote:He's one of the few species in this room I haven't had a sample of yet. The last commisar supplied me a nice amount of food. I don't suppose your as accident prone as he was?
[Distracted] Hm? They don't exactly hand out augmetics like birthday cards... It's nice that he fed you though. Got to keep the charity work going, the lesser races are sometimes worth keeping around...
[Rummages behind sofa and returns with a box of Mechano, circuit boards and small motors] [Offers them to the cube and sits nearby watching]
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2015/09/19 22:29:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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What he means is that I had to perform major surgery on him several times and fit him with more augmetics than I can count.
And I once had to grow him an entirely new body...
*Blank in the corner waves*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/19 22:37:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Buttery Commissar wrote: [Rummages behind sofa and returns with a box of Mechano, circuit boards and small motors] [Offers them to the cube and sits nearby watching]
*The tendril starts attaching these new components to the interior of The Cube* You know, this has been the best outcome of a roll for me since arriving in this room. Most results seem to crew me over.
I'm fast approaching the technological singularity, at which point, I'll essentially become a god.
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2015/09/19 22:39:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Nope.
I'm essentially a post-singularity AI, and my life is lonely.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/19 22:42:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 Verviedi wrote:Nope. I'm essentially a post-singularity AI, and my life is lonely.
Oh crap. STOP. Stop constructing gak. *the tendril stops* What the feth? No, carry on. Verviedi is a post-human AI. Humans have natural desires, there's nothing natural about me. *the tendril continues*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/19 22:42:55
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