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ooc: Holy Hell, fourteen feet? Is that boss fight even beatable by conventional means?

OOC: probably not.

BIC: *CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT rolls towards ZK707 and stops 4 feet from him*

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
ooc: Holy Hell, fourteen feet? Is that boss fight even beatable by conventional means?

OOC: Dude I gave up! Hes the kind of boss that you research for hours, save the best grenades, get a full party and... fething lose again! Immortals pretty big but not to big I think Frank could pick the immortal up and smash it...

Hell in my avatars picture that thing hes holding with his right hand is a brother paladin in power armor and hes like 7 feet tall? Frank also kills deathclaws with his bare hands and he towers them and there are 10 feet tall.

Hes the greatest body guard ever!

ooc: Man, that sucks, I'm all for a level grind, or good old timing and awareness fight, but final bosses that are unfair just kill the game for me.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
ooc: Man, that sucks, I'm all for a level grind, or good old timing and awareness fight, but final bosses that are unfair just kill the game for me.

OOC: Fallout 2 still my one of my favs and frank has a special part. He brushes you off the first couple times you see him. First time I played he was executing wastelanders and I was driven to talk to him. I kept walking closer the whole times hes like "get the feth out of here mutie" and I was ten at the time so I though "Whoa mom and dad got me this!" finally we go in vats and I died in one hit...

Hey you guys ever get kids show them fallout 2. Sure the graphics suck but they will learn so much about drug abuse, prostitution, murder, curse words, and all sorts of fun stuff!

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
OOC: probably not.

BIC: *CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT rolls towards ZK707 and stops 4 feet from him*

*jumps to the side and climbs into the tank killing everyone inside*

OOC: Tanks shock sucks vs fearless units

*Crashes to the ground at BC's side, critically damaged*

Fething Frant goddaaaMMmmmnn2&71711@,@,/...

*Lights on head go dead and Co'tor's computer's hard drive suddenly fills up*

*Stands on immortal corpse for awhile then pulls out a box*

Well this is the part where we talk and come to terms.

*Enclave soldiers come out bring table and chairs and a mini bar. Then another Enclave soldiers helps Buttery up and into a seat, and another Enclave soldiers grabs Co'tors hard drive plus a speaker and micro phone and places it all the opposite side of BC*

*Opens box and pulls out a cigar and lights it*

Now then anyone want anything to drink before we come to terms of peace?

How about "everybody stop killing each other". I like that plan. It' a good plan.

*messes around with data-pad*

*A holographic tech-priest appears*

I'm just going to go and get something. Feel free to follow me if you don't trust me to do so. [Shrugs]
[Strolls into armory and returns with regular bionic arm] It's not weaponised, I just feel better having two hands.

[Looks at Co’tor] I don’t kill civilians but you are seriously harshing my mellow.

*drone flies over with teapot and cups*

Tea anyone?

Ow. Out of all of my deaths, that was the most brutally violent.

*Hologram experimentally moves it's arm*

So what did you want to talk about?

*Kroot look around and begin gathering the slain*

Done so soon? I'll take the other half of my paycheck in full, please.

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
How about "everybody stop killing each other". I like that plan. It' a good plan.

Technically I only have to kill him once. After that it isn't an issue.

Look, I can't don't negotiate with heretics, traitors or mutants, and this- [Waves hand up and down] -abject mockery of a person, is at least two of those at any given time.

I'm only here because that very tall Custodes just body-checked a giant robot, and I suspect is not the calmest individual going.

*Hologram's form alters to match a slightly more idealized version of my last iteration*

I'm not an insane mockery of a person! I do not lie about being completely posthuman. Plus, what would I have to gain from claiming to be human?

[Nods to Blackjack] You know where everything is. Though if you wish to stay around I don’t mind either. We get a rolling budget.

[Sighs and looks at the hologram] Look, we’re getting lost in semantics here.
You are not human, and whilst your record with the mechanicus is non of my business, I cannot ignore that, or the heresy you were part of in this room alone. Nor the fact you have repeatedly threatened this operation and my person.

I don’t- there isn’t- [Glances at ceiling in frustration] It's not personal. It's just that I have no alternative but to expunge you and your works from existence.

And how could you possible accomplish that?

*Hologram shrugs*

 zombiekila707 wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
OOC: probably not.

BIC: *CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT rolls towards ZK707 and stops 4 feet from him*

*jumps to the side and climbs into the tank killing everyone inside*

OOC: Tanks shock sucks vs fearless units

You didn't kill me.

*several Kroot start gathering large piles of war gear and taking it to the war spheres*

I think most of us will stick around, probably due to crashing our ticket out of here into the earth, but I'd imagine some will be leaving.

[Looks at hard drive] A very large magnet?

Or frankly, shoot the gak out of anything you manifest as?

[Yawns] [Winces] If it's any consolation, you have broken at least two of my ribs.

Nah, that's only one copy. I wouldn't be so stupid as to put the backup in plain view.


And magnets? We haven't used magnetic drives in hundreds of years. The closest you'd find to that is a crystal drive. Then again, you imperials do tend to use some pretty outdated storage mediums.

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 zombiekila707 wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
OOC: probably not.

BIC: *CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT rolls towards ZK707 and stops 4 feet from him*

*jumps to the side and climbs into the tank killing everyone inside*

OOC: Tanks shock sucks vs fearless units

You didn't kill me.

Well its cause I loves yous so much!

*Turns to V and BC*

So the commissar hates you cause your AI and from what information I was... me gather information HA.... what the Scientist have gathered from this imperium is that long ago the humans in this universe used robots called Iron Men who developed a AI turned against the humans and well needless to say... the humans won but at a high price so they vowed never to use AI again... So then you come along and upload your conscious into a machine and become a AI.... now granted your humanity is long gone but if you were still some flesh and blood you would realize the danger in what you are...

And you thought I wasn't smart I LISTEN AT THE VERY LEAST!

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
Nah, that's only one copy. I wouldn't be so stupid as to put the backup in plain view.


And magnets? We haven't used magnetic drives in hundreds of years. The closest you'd find to that is a crystal drive. Then again, you imperials do tend to use some pretty outdated storage mediums.

Oh come now we could always kill you and put a virus into the noosphere that specifically hunts Vs program and sense there are no other programs like V it would relatively easy! V would be stuck forever in some Hard drive unable to do anything but sit...

Overall I am siding with BC on this one V's becoming to much like that book I read "The swarm" By Michael crichton... hes the guy who wrote Jurassic Park

OOC: real book everyone should read it

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
Nah, that's only one copy. I wouldn't be so stupid as to put the backup in plain view.


And magnets? We haven't used magnetic drives in hundreds of years. The closest you'd find to that is a crystal drive. Then again, you imperials do tend to use some pretty outdated storage mediums.

You think they keep me clued into this? I walk around in a cloth jacket and hat in a world where tanks and battlships wipe out entire platoons that can't even see them.

[Puts elbows on table and head in hands] [Sighs] ...Glory unto Terra, and all that.

 zombiekila707 wrote:

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
Nah, that's only one copy. I wouldn't be so stupid as to put the backup in plain view.


And magnets? We haven't used magnetic drives in hundreds of years. The closest you'd find to that is a crystal drive. Then again, you imperials do tend to use some pretty outdated storage mediums.

Oh come now we could always kill you and put a virus into the noosphere that specifically hunts Vs program and sense there are no other programs like V it would relatively easy! V would be stuck forever in some Hard drive unable to do anything but sit...

Overall I am siding with BC on this one V's becoming to much like that book I read "The swarm" By Michael crichton... hes the guy who wrote Jurassic Park

OOC: real book everyone should read it

Well, you certainly could try, but I have my own failsafes in place.

*Voice comes from BC's augmetics*

++It is a nice hat, though.++

So... You're just going to shoot anything I manifest as? So what if I possessed your arm again, or I downloaded myself to ZK's armor and gave him a lethal dose of whatever drugs the armor injects? You should really think this through.

*Looks at ZK*

I'm working on a good antivirus addon right now.

And I'm just in it for the money. Well, profits of war, to be specific. I wouldn't doubt that I have any DNA I could gather from the guardsmen, but the flavor is still appreciated.

*ignores glares of disgust coming from guardsmen*

*tilts head*
You know, I'm not sure there is a lethal dose for him. Maybe if you injected enough into his bloodstream, to cause his vessels to burst, or water-down his blood to the point where it couldn't provide enough oxygen.

Verviedi is a perfect reason why people shouldn't look down on Kroot's forceful lack of technological advamcement. If one person can do this much damage, I'd hate to see what an army of him could do.

If I drained the reservoirs in his armor, he would die to withdrawl eventually.

Anyway. So, BC. How about you just accept my current state of existence, like your predecessor, or we have to continue this cat-and-mouse game?

An army of me wouldn't do much more than just one of me. More direct combat power? Sure, but I already can create an army of myself just by spamming copy to some Servo-skulls.


...Or supercomputers, or tanks...