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EDIT: woop, missed the part where they started attacking.

[Stands nearby and loads everyone into jeep] Okay, seriously, go! [Jeep tears away]

[Attempts to restore some kind of order to the ranks, and succeeds in a limited fashion]
[Looks up] I can hear Vendetta engines. This is not a good day...

[Butter Tank rumbles up] [Worried beeping] Yes, I know...
[Nudged by turret] I'll be fine! Get on with you. [Smiles and attempts to shoo the Leman Russ]

*flies up on remora-coach*

*attaches small shield generator to butter-tank*

Don'e get hurt now, tanky.

*flies into the stratosphere and cloaks*

[Attempts to vox] We have too many men alive down here to justify a missile strike. You can't be seriou-

...They cut me off.

[Engines now loud enough for everyone to hear] Fething run! [Guards scatter]

[Grabs Verviedi by the collar and starts running] [Dives underneath Butter Tank] Cover your ears, open your mouth and exhale.

[Missiles start to impact where Verviedi and guard had been fighting]

YAY EXPLOSIONS!!
Explosions indeed, good sir!

*swallows an incoming missile*

[music starts coming from giant speakers attatched to the Vendettas




[sitting in the jeep]
I'm hearing music, where are the musicians?

*Ezri leaves with the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT*

*Badrukk walks in*

Hey guys! It's Badrukk, da freeboota king. I have just been on one of the most important missions of my life.

I obliterated a small moon with the help of rokkit weapons!

You should have been there, the explosion was glorious.

[Bombardment continues, causing the room to shake] Either they g-grossly overestimated the amount of threat you guys p-pose, or they r-really really like explosions...

Explosions? Who's causing the Explosions?

*can be seen in the background sticking C4 to all kinds of objects*

*The Cube is trying to catch as many bombs as possible*

The cube is a cube! A cube is an inanimate object!

Hey! I resent that!
Sod off green biped!

[takes control of the jeep, kicks out all passengers out and rides over TNB]
Ha!

Now I have this... jeep stuff? Whatever, I'm off to find some of my generals and armies, this room is getting kinda bellic.

[is seen riding the jeep into the horizon while trying to sing "jeep stuff" along the tunes of Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries"]

*Retractable pitons extend into the ground to anchor me*

So, why did you save me?

 aldo wrote:
[takes control of the jeep, kicks out all passengers out and rides over TNB]
Ha!

Now I have this... jeep stuff? Whatever, I'm off to find some of my generals and armies, this room is getting kinda bellic.

[is seen riding the jeep into the horizon while trying to sing "jeep stuff" along the tunes of Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries"]

*Looks at TNB's dead body. Obiterates it*

TNB is dead! (5x)

OOC: Selym...it's kind of hard to see your yellow text sometimes...perhaps you could use a different color?

 aldo wrote:
[takes control of the jeep, kicks out all passengers out and rides over TNB]
Ha!

Now I have this... jeep stuff? Whatever, I'm off to find some of my generals and armies, this room is getting kinda bellic.

[is seen riding the jeep into the horizon while trying to sing "jeep stuff" along the tunes of Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries"]

Well, at least you're singing a good song!

TNB! I obliterated you!

HOW DID YOU RESPAWN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

I suspect his Landlord brought him back to life to make sure payed his rent.

[Looks at Verviedi] …

…People should f-fight in person. Shelling is d-dishonourable and messy. [Looks away again and points to arm]

For b-better or for worse, HQ won’t b-believe anything could survive this…

Yes! The ammnount of shilling here is too damn high!

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
TNB! I obliterated you!

HOW DID YOU RESPAWN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

J E E P S T U F F

If you want to marry that jeep, I'll let you marry it.

sing your life 574478 81422469d1c47e0b697654c55291b84b0420c7d.jpg wrote:If you want to marry that jeep, I'll let you marry it.

No, I just blow them up!

Ah, so it's a abusive relationship?

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
OOC: Selym...it's kind of hard to see your yellow text sometimes...perhaps you could use a different color?

OOC: Can do. Didn't realize it was hard to see though, comes out quite clearly for me, on several viewing platforms.

Cyan Time!
Why are we still being shelled!?

...Hey, BC. Turn off your vox. Maybe they'll think you're dead and stop shelling!

So, I was shoved into a jeep only to be kicked out of it. Fething gue'la.

*dusts self off*

I wonder if that happened to the other commisar.