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...You're wearing a guardsman despite being able to grow your own blanks.

*Several Protoss Zealots run in and start slashing Badrukk with their energy blades*

"This is what happens when people start shooting innocents. The buttery Terran wasn't bothering you, and you just shot him for no reason at all. And no, because you're an Ork is not a reason."

*Zealots all stand back from Badrukk*

*Manifests Psionic Storm around him, then throws him very high up using telekinetic powers*

"Consider that a lesson."

Fair and valid point, but he did consent. He signed the form and everything!

[Considers] Oh. Well I guess then yeah, I'd believe you if you said someone was a heretic. And shoot them.

...Is that wrong?

[Tilts head] ...Can anyone else hear an alarm clock? [Turns up hearing slightly] ... [Stares at Butter Tank]

I thought we were past this whole 'xenos are untrustworthy' gambit. I mean, not once did we purposefully contribute to one of the guardsmen's deaths who ended up trying to bomb us all, including yourself. Sure, the knarlocs are a toss up with casualties, but you try and herd them into a condensed area without anyone ending up dead.

[Sighs] I'm trying... I even put my gun away before I came over, to avoid any.. accidents. [Points at lack of gun belt]

Seriously, nobody hears that? [Wanders over to Butter Tank and peers inside] ...We really do have an indecently large military budget.

[Locates alarm clock and stops it] [Sits on edge of bed] Huh. Nice bedroom. But why would- [Hatches automatically slam and lock] [Muffled] Very funny.
[Sound of struggle] Where the hell are all of these straps even coming from? [Sounds eventually stop] I-I'm not sure what this is supposed to achieve. I'm strapped to something comfortable? Oh no?
...Is that a gag? Guys... If this is some kind of prank then, seriously, enough now- Mmmff!


[Calm silence]

*Sprints towards the butter-tank*

Oh feth, I think he found the guilt room.

*Remembers*

Or the bedroom.

*Knocks on the door*

[Hatches release]

[Is lying half asleep, fully clothed, gagged and extremely well strapped to the bed]

[Notices Verviedi in the doorway and panics] [Shakes head and attempts to indicate to the bedroom ceiling] Mmrrnnff!

Yep. Guilt room.

*Goes outside to go poke the Faceless*

*Walks back in and locks the door*

I still haven't found out what emits these straps. It's quite annoying.

*Undoes gag and begins undoing the straps*

*Suddenly dataspike in the neck-port*

*Limbs freeze up and I fall on my face*

I thought this was just a regular bedroom... It seemed peaceful.
[Wrenches bionic arm free from half loosened strap]
[Has a thought] [Uncouples arm and uses it to fish the data spike gently out from back of Verviedi]

[Reattaches and pulls enough straps off to sit up] [Looks through window] ...? An empty field? What did you go out there for?

*Extends one piton to flip myself over*

Do you not see them? The faceless people?

[walks into tank]
Whoah, this looks way bigger on the inside!

*floats into the tank*

*enters a room*

Wert the ferk is thers rerm?
Ermahgerd! It cherng'd ther wer I sperk!

*Fires da rippa at Selym*

HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT, SELYM!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Walks BC into the field with the Faceless*

Do you not see them?

*Places BC's hand on a Faceless*

*The hand goes through*

Or... feel them?

Well, you did say it was the guilt room. Perhaps they are your guilt.

I don't see anything personally, which can mean two things. One, that I have not done anything that I should feel guilty about, or two, I'm a complete sociopath who doesn't feel guilt.

 aldo wrote:
[walks into tank]
Whoah, this looks way bigger on the inside!

*an empty jeep with lots of C4 attached to it is seen flying towards the tank*

*A shuttle flies in and detonates the C4 with phasers*

TNB! It's B'elanna Torres. Remember me?

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*Fires da rippa at Selym*

HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT, SELYM!!!!!!!!!!!!

*the bullets hit a repulsion field*

Who are you calling Selym?
Wait, does this mean I have a name now?
I'm going to get you!
Time to zzzaa-
Where did the green biped go!?
Awww.

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*A shuttle flies in and detonates the C4 with phasers*

TNB! It's B'elanna Torres. Remember me?

You're that hacker!

I'm pretty sure the last Commissar saw them after I altered his mind, perhaps the guilt room only works on baseline humans?

But I'm not a baseline human, so that's impossible...

Hey, B'elanna, can you come here? Do you see the faceless people?

I see the faceless people, yes.

My hand feels... Numb. [Pulls it back]

Perhaps your commissar had things to feel guilt over.

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
I see the faceless people, yes.

I can't see the difference between them and the rest of you.
Bipeds all look the same anyway.
If you mean those guys clawing at the window, by the way.
I think they want in. I'll just open the window.

*starts ramming the window*

Please just use the catch. [Lifts window pane for Selym]
We don't need broken glass tracked all over the tank.

[Shivers as a Faceless passes through torso] What was that? It felt like my heart slowed briefly.
I don't much like it in this area. [Sad]

*gets poked by a faceless*

I think it likes me.
I shall call it D3.
It's soooo cuuuute!
There's a lot of them...

*getting swamped by faceless*

[Backs into main tank] Do you feel anything then, cube?
Verviedi seemed under the impression that they trigger an emotional reflex.

 Selym wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
I see the faceless people, yes.

I can't see the difference between them and the rest of you.
Bipeds all look the same anyway.
If you mean those guys clawing at the window, by the way.
I think they want in. I'll just open the window.

*starts ramming the window*

How is the cube doing that?!

BC, there is a Faceless halfway through your chest.

*Attempts to stab a Faceless and is rewarded with a vision of burning to death*

...I'm going to need a psychologist after this, aren't I?

Are these Faceless creatures dangerous?