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Made in es
Dakka Veteran






[Walks in from a random door]
Hiya guys, you wont believe who I met.
[Sees psyker child]
Oh my! Who had done that to her? And where is the machine-guy?Was it his fault?
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

I think it might have been the Inquisition. I'm not certain... Verviedi has been very helpful actually.

Who did you find?

[Sets up the sofa as a bed and sits the girl on it] This is probably the safest place for you to sleep for now.
If something scares you, just ask the tank to close its hatches.

[Girl tugs on BC's sleeve] No, my bed is in the barracks... [Looks down] ...Fine. This once.

[Pulls cushion and blanket from an armchair and sits on the carpet next to the sofa] Apparently my new vocation is guarding against bed monsters. [Leans back against sofa and attempts to sleep]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in es
Dakka Veteran






Erm... You have a really messed up sleeping schedule.
[Sits next to the psyker child]
Hokay, what can we do while grampa Prussian recovers from his narcolepsy attack?
Do you know how to play chess?
[Girl creates a psychic representation of a chess board inside our heads]
Whoah!
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Emerges from another room*

*Notices aldo*

Found her!



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Grumbles] S'not my fault the last bed I went near randomly tied me down and didn't allow for sleeping... And less of the old, I'm only [struggles to do basic maths and falls asleep]...

Ooc: I work nights, I lose track. ^_^;


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in es
Dakka Veteran






Ooc: I have insomnia so I'm always keeping track

Ic: why were you searching for me? I was just haveng some tea with il excelentissimo cavalieri Giacomo Girolano Casanova, who aparently is a demon prince of some byzarre pagan god you guys have.
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

I'm not too comfortable around kids, and this one is human, which I barely know anything past usually taste good, and their organ systems don't revolve around the mouth. With that in mind, I'll let you all baby sit.

*attempts to leave Butter tank but door shuts in his face*

*turns back towards little girl to see her smiling at him*

Ok then, I guess I can stay too. No worries.

*glances around the room for a window*


Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*drone returns with a light blue dress, stiched with flowers*
There we go.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Attempts to open door from the outside*

I was looking for you because....

Em...

I guess I was told to?

*Thinks for a minute*

So what do we do with her?

*Finally manages to open door*




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

I'd say she can stay. There is enough room here, and I'll happily supply food.


Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Is there a place we can put her to prevent her from exploding the planet/starting an incursion/popping people's heads? I don't know how to deal with psykers, really, especially children.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Well...
I still have that psychic null field generator you gave me, but I'd hate to think what thst would do to her.
*absent-mindedly pulls a stuffed animal in the shape of a knarloc out of pocket and tucks it under her arm *

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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Are those Ghosts still here?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Nope, they're all gone. Just a little girl now.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*lands on the girl, crushing her*

Sorry, what?
I dozed off.
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Hands a now-full soulstone to BC*

That was supposed to be for me...

*Grabs the cube and carries it into a side room*

*Sounds of drills and liquids pouring*




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

I guess it's a good thing I gave her that shield generator... Let's keep the cube away from her from now on.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/09/25 14:51:44


Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Are those Ghosts still here?

Why was Call of Duty Ghosts here? Battlefield 4 is a lot better!

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Hooks the cube into an intricate device with a very intimidating funnel on the top*

Right then. Antimatter drill. Shall we see if you are sorry for scaring a soul out of her body?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 Verviedi wrote:
*Hooks the cube into an intricate device with a very intimidating funnel on the top*

Right then. Antimatter drill. Shall we see if you are sorry for scaring a soul out of her body?
*teleports away*
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 Selym wrote:
*lands on the girl, crushing her*

Sorry, what?
I dozed off.


You landed on something, Cube.

How is everything going?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

So you're not?

*Sad face*

Awwww...



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
 Selym wrote:
*lands on the girl, crushing her*

Sorry, what?
I dozed off.


You landed on something, Cube.

How is everything going?
*teleports back in*

It's going pretty well. I currently own roughly 47,003 planets.
I thought my lower face felt squidgy.


*blood dripping off*

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Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

OOC: I had my shield generator save her. Did nobody notice?

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: You ninja Tau!



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 Selym wrote:
 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
 Selym wrote:
*lands on the girl, crushing her*

Sorry, what?
I dozed off.


You landed on something, Cube.

How is everything going?
*teleports back in*

It's going pretty well. I currently own roughly 47,003 planets.
I thought my lower face felt squidgy.


*blood dripping off*


47,003? Where are those planets?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Walks up*

We still looking at the tank? I can blow it up if you want?


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

I'm sure nobody wants the tank blown up.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
I'm sure nobody wants the tank blown up.


*Shrugs*

Wants are out weighed by the needs...


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 zombiekila707 wrote:
 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
I'm sure nobody wants the tank blown up.


*Shrugs*

Wants are out weighed by the needs...


The tank needs to be blown up?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
 
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