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 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 zombiekila707 wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
I'm sure nobody wants the tank blown up.

*Shrugs*

Wants are out weighed by the needs...

The tank needs to be blown up?

Yes.

*a jeep is seen flying towards the tank, unmanned, before the payload of jeep stuff is blown up*

Is everyone all right?

[Wakes up] ... Well it's not the weirdest place I've woken up recently.
[Looks at Aldo] I feel like I should be shooting you and I'm unsure why.

[Walks into kitchen and starts making a large batch of chilli]

Chili? What kind? Vegetarian or Meaty?

Y'all saw my jet skis
My nose soft and dry
It's me part perogi
Depend on the wall
I see vanilla
Defend all the eggs
Our feet are gold
But our pants can deliver
I'll spawn the liquor
And you'll spawn the wine
It's me part perogi
Depend on the wall
I see vanilla
Defend all the eggs
Our feet are gold
But our pants can deliver

...Yes.
Also hot and mild. [Points to two pans]

[Starts cooking rice and warming tortillas]

What are you singing, TNB?

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
What are you singing, TNB?

A BRAND NEW SONG

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
What are you singing, TNB?

A BRAND NEW SONG

WHATS THE NAME

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
What are you singing, TNB?

A BRAND NEW SONG

WHATS THE NAME

I don't know...

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Wakes up] ... Well it's not the weirdest place I've woken up recently.
[Looks at Aldo] I feel like I should be shooting you and I'm unsure why.

Must be the having tea with a demon prince part, in that book he gave me called "The Imperium of Man: Resumed Version" it says commisars must kill mutants, heretics, aliens, etc.
But you resigned so it must be some lingering mental indoctrination kicking in, ignore it and it will go away.
Alternatively, try to kill me and your head will go away.

Besides, we have survived that maniac throwing a jeep full of explosives to the Butter Tank, I highly doubt you can do anything to harm me.

I'm not a maniac!

Of course you are, you spend hours playing a video-game that revolves around killing people, and spend the rest of the time dreaming you are playing that video game.

And you sing horribly.

[Glowers from kitchen] Heretic! You're lucky I'm unarmed. You don't resign from Imperial duty, I'm just temporarily vocationally inconvenienced. It's our universal religion to abhor the mutant, heretic, alien and psyk- [Looks at small girl on sofa]

... [Dishes up and brings trays through]
[Points] Green tray is medium, black tray is hot. Red is dragon temperature. [Hands bowls out]

[Sits on end of sofa and mutters whilst eating]

 thenoobbomb wrote:
I'm not a maniac!

TNB is just a different person. We all are.

 aldo wrote:
Of course you are, you spend hours playing a video-game that revolves around killing people, and spend the rest of the time dreaming you are playing that video game.

And you sing horribly.

I'm the BEST SINGER OF ALL TIME!

Mutie with mind power eh?

*Activates something on armor giving a green glow and a sense of dread to everyone nearby. The girl begins wailing and screaming*

Damn muties...

*Blows the little psyker apart with plasma gun*

WHY, ZK707, WHY?!?!??!

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
WHY, ZK707, WHY?!?!??!

Shut up! I am Frank Horrigan! And all muties must die especially the ones that can kill you with mind bullets!

*Keeps shooting remains while keeping eye contact with KaptinBadrukk*

Whoa, what weapon is that? How do I unlock it? It's awesome!

[Plasma ricochets off the child's shielding and destroys the dragon-heat chilli]

You are a terrible dinner guest. [Sighs]

*beams back to Equinox just before shooting starts*

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Plasma ricochets off the child's shielding and destroys the dragon-heat chilli]

You are a terrible dinner guest. [Sighs]

Commissar!? Your letting this... ABOMINATION LIVE?!

*Chest plate opens and a little sonic emitter pops out firing at the girl causing the shield to flicker and finally pop*

You cant handle you duty is one thing MINE is another!

*Turns to mutant girl*

Sweet dreams mutie

*Plasma bolt strikes chest turning her into a pile of green goo*

OOC: Hey this is what frank would do cold hearted as it is....

*walks back in*

BC!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!

You lunatic. [For lack of a better option, throws hot chilli at Frank]

[Room starts shaking on a foundation level] ..? [Air starts tasting like metal]

*Soulstone in my pocket shakes and the girl seems to flicker, restoring her prior form*

...Bitch, please.

The gun? Can I have it?

Oh yes! I almost forgot

*hands BC dress*

This is for her, and she seems to have adopted you as her guardian, so you have it.

 Verviedi wrote:
*Soulstone in my pocket shakes and the girl seems to flicker, restoring her prior form*

...Bitch, please.

OOC: Are you writing your own fluff as you go? What the feth cause her to come back to orginal form... How you do half the stuff is already lore breaking on a level I havent seen sense matt ward all I am saying is THAT MAKES NO SENSE!

[Warp energy dissipates] [Relieved] That's some trick...

Thanks, Co'tor. [Leads girl to bathroom and waits for her to get changed]

We really ought to look at finding out her name... "Girl" seems a bit unfair. [Picks up helmet and reads the back] Subject #NH769035.. That's no earthly use. And quite sad.