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 zombiekila707 wrote:

 Verviedi wrote:
*Soulstone in my pocket shakes and the girl seems to flicker, restoring her prior form*

...Bitch, please.

OOC: Are you writing your own fluff as you go? What the feth cause her to come back to orginal form... How you do half the stuff is already lore breaking on a level I havent seen sense matt ward all I am saying is THAT MAKES NO SENSE!

ooc: Considering the tank was on lock down and shooting/scaring a psyker of that level would have imploded the room, I say we just go with it.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Warp energy dissipates] [Relieved] That's some trick...

Thanks, Co'tor. [Leads girl to bathroom and waits for her to get changed]

We really ought to look at finding out her name... "Girl" seems a bit unfair. [Picks up helmet and reads the back] Subject #NH769035.. That's no earthly use. And quite sad.

*Ignores the fact shes alive because OBVIOUSLY she has EPIC PLOT ARMOR*

We should kill her before...

*In a explosion of ecstasy the little girl explodes into a keeper of secrets*

*Shakes head*

OOC: There make her bad for everybody!

 Buttery Commissar wrote:

 zombiekila707 wrote:

 Verviedi wrote:
*Soulstone in my pocket shakes and the girl seems to flicker, restoring her prior form*

...Bitch, please.

OOC: Are you writing your own fluff as you go? What the feth cause her to come back to orginal form... How you do half the stuff is already lore breaking on a level I havent seen sense matt ward all I am saying is THAT MAKES NO SENSE!

ooc: Considering the tank was on lock down and shooting/scaring a psyker of that level would have imploded the room, I say we just go with it.

OOC: That is true but still... If I did what V does for his avatar... I could say frank grows a pair of double Ds that shot lasers that destroy planets...

How about J'karra? Or perhaps Aloh?

 zombiekila707 wrote:

 Verviedi wrote:
*Soulstone in my pocket shakes and the girl seems to flicker, restoring her prior form*

...Bitch, please.

OOC: Are you writing your own fluff as you go? What the feth cause her to come back to orginal form... How you do half the stuff is already lore breaking on a level I havent seen sense matt ward all I am saying is THAT MAKES NO SENSE!

OOC: that's more than half of what we say.

OOC: I generally don't pull things out of my ass. V just has Rationality enabled.
Well, honestly Rationality is the most OP ability.
Noted, will tone down V's Rationality.

Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!

*opens fire at KoS, screaming the above*

[Picked up and hugged by daemon] [Squeaks like a dog toy]
[Incoherent cursing on a level hitherto unheard] Someone fething exorcise the kid! And I mean exorcise, not incinerate.

Ooc: Like we have continuity.

*throws incendiary grenade for good measure*

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Picked up and hugged by daemon] [Squeaks like a dog toy]
[Incoherent cursing on a level hitherto unheard] Someone fething exorcise the kid! And I mean exorcise, not incinerate.

Ooc: Like we have continuity.

*Tackles the creature and begins a melee with the monstrosity*

For America!

OOC: I know I know being a little critical on a tongue and cheek thread.

[Catches grenade and throws it back] Hot potato!
[Is squeezed] [Squeaks again] [Daemon finds this vastly entertaining]

[Starts hitting Frank in the head with a sword]
I. Never. Took. Fencing. Classes. But. I. Will. See. You. Dead. For. That.
[Gets incredibly tired]
I can't do that alone.
[reclines in a sofa and pulls out warp-mobile phone]
Girolano? Remember that Lord of Change you told me owed you a favour? Could he manage some ressurrections? Oh, not much, just the Preibrazhensky and Semyonovsky Regiments, oh, and Suvorov. What? Khorne has Suvorov? Well, tell him to STFU and hand him over. Great! Thank you!

[a few seconds after two regiments of Russian Imperial Guard start charging at Frank while a very angry Suvorov (now Demon Prince of Khorne) directs them]

Good job guys, keep at it, he will get die eventually.

[Daemon drops BC and Frank, and runs off down corridor, into a random door in the tank] [Door vanishes]

... I'll figure that one out another time, I think.

 Verviedi wrote:
OOC: I generally don't pull things out of my ass. V just has Rationality enabled.
Well, honestly Rationality is the most OP ability.
Noted, will tone down V's Rationality.

OOC: Rationality is someone being tactical/reasonable that's not OP. All I am saying is how you acquire that technology and use it is one thing entirely... but eldar dont have stones that recreate other life forms. So when you say "Soulstone shivers and a girls pops into reality" I think "how the hell does that work?" . I know everyone has "plot armor" But it would have made sense If you trapped her soul in a device and regrew her in a vat.

Not trying to be so critical but some exposition on how your crazy awesome tech works would help a tad..

*Walks away from Frank, handing him the more esoteric gear I have on me*

I am going to go check on something.

*Deposits infrared and NV filters in a wastebasket and grabs flashlight*

Has he lost his mind?

*Opens door to a dark hallway*

She probably is with Girolano, don't worry, he is great with women.
[passionate sigh]
[starts staring at the wall, daydreaming while the Russian Guards try to stab Frank with their bayonets]
[a soldier actually tries to shot Frank, but is immediately killed by Suvorov*]

OOC:*The real Suvorov didn't like guns too much, in his own words "the bullet is a mad thing, only the bayonet knows what it is about"

Russians?!

Hostile soldier, spotted!

OOC: I'll do some proper exposition when I'm feeling better.

[Follows where daemon headed to, and listens to wall] [Hears noises] Hm...
[Takes out marker pen and draws a door] [Opens it and finds a rather sheepish daemon] Okay, cartoon physics on a cartoon tank... [Has an idea] Wait there.

[Closes door and rubs it out again] [Starts running down corridor]

 aldo wrote:
[Starts hitting Frank in the head with a sword]
I. Never. Took. Fencing. Classes. But. I. Will. See. You. Dead. For. That.
[Gets incredibly tired]
I can't do that alone.
[reclines in a sofa and pulls out warp-mobile phone]
Girolano? Remember that Lord of Change you told me owed you a favour? Could he manage some ressurrections? Oh, not much, just the Preibrazhensky and Semyonovsky Regiments, oh, and Suvorov. What? Khorne has Suvorov? Well, tell him to STFU and hand him over. Great! Thank you!

[a few seconds after two regiments of Russian Imperial Guard start charging at Frank while a very angry Suvorov (now Demon Prince of Khorne) directs them]

Good job guys, keep at it, he will get die eventually.

Ha... how adoerable *Encalve soldiers deploy from vertibird all carrying fatmans*

Break there morale then gather up the rest... for... experimentation.. Ill handle the red one... *Charges Suvorov with end boss knife*

For AMERICA!

*Enclave soldiers fire mini nukes in the ranks of guardsmen causing them to break morale and flee*

Murica! *opens fire with, ironically, a Russian LMG*

They are trained to stand in line and be shot at with guns, cannons and even cannonballs full of Calcium Oxide, I doubt you can break their morale.
[Enclave soldiers are charged by a group of Chevaliers Garde]
Ha!
[Suvorov starts wrestling Frank]
Oh oh, that doesn't look too good.
[pulls out The Multiverse Phone Agenda]
Let's see, group C, Choosen One should be in volume 47, page 14...

*Begins walking down the hall to the second door on the left*

*It's a bare, wood panelled room with a charging cradle and a small storage unit in the corner*

*Opens storage container, revealing far more drawers than it should be capable of storing*

Can he see or is he blind.

*Plugs self into cradle*

I suppose I'm back in the business of innovation...

 aldo wrote:
They are trained to stand in line and be shot at with guns, cannons and even cannonballs full of Calcium Oxide, I doubt you can break their morale.
[Enclave soldiers are charged by a group of Chevaliers Garde]
Ha!
[Suvorov starts wrestling Frank]
Oh oh, that doesn't look too good.
[pulls out The Multiverse Phone Agenda]
Let's see, group C, Choosen One should be in volume 47, page 14...

You dare stand against FREEDOM!? SEND IN THE DEATHCLAWS!

*Encalve soldiers swith to plasma rifles and laydown fire, as vertibirds drop off a horde of deathclaws who begins scything through the infantry*

*rips off one of Suvorovs horns and stabs it in his eye*

*Turns to aldo*

You son of a bitch you better not call that mutie donkey-cave or I swear to god!

[Comes running back down corridor with suitcase and very confused looking priest] [Draws door again and pushes both inside before slamming it] [Door fades away again] I'll give that a while.

[Wanders back into lounge and sees mass combat] [Picks up chilli and sits back down, propping feet up on a corpse] Not my circus; not my monkies.

That's because you were incompetent enough to get them all killed.
[finally finds pip-boy number]
Oh boy, this is gonna be good.
[makes the call and sits in sofa next to BC as the pure power of PLOT starts crushing Frank]

*Hears PLOT participating in the story*

Nope. Not even touching this.

*Busies self with building a cubical lightbulb*

[starts laughing maniacally]

Wait, this game has a campaign?

[Looks up from food in confusion] Are you alright?

 aldo wrote:
[starts laughing maniacally]

*The remaining guardsmen are all killed off and the daemon prince is slain*

Dear god here comes that mutie freak now!

*little does aldo know he calls zombiekila707 chosen one who has never beaten Frank Horrigan in fallout 2*

Wait its this guy? Oh come on he never could beat me! And I have a whole army around! This is totally unfair for this guy!

*Zombiekila707s chosen one sighs* "maybe I can get him this time? Come on Marcus and Goris we got this!"

Marcus says "no way we never win I am gonna go start jacobstown near new vegas..."

Chosen one "Marcus you dick! Goris you got my back right?!"

Goris says " I have enough knowledge not to try this again I am out... Hopefully they put me in fallout 4!" (Please Bethesda?)

Frank says "well mutie looks like your going down again!"

*Frank horrigan and a horde of deathclaws destroy my character from fallout 2... I slam my head on the key board and yell "FETH YOU FRANK!"*



OOC: Anyways Frank would probably win vs people who have beaten the game because the chosen one fought frank horrigan by himself not the whole enclave army... nice try though aldo