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**aldo**

Oh, its nothing, only the joy of vengeance, I will have Frank chained and brought before me, I will hear him beg mercy, I will see him dragged into the street and soot at dawn!

And decapitated, incinerated and buried looking down on 5 different crossroads which geographically form the shape of a cross, just in case.

EDIT:
[sees zombiekilla707's post]
Oh, come on, why did I get that chump?

**zombiekila707**

aldo wrote:
Oh, its nothing, only the joy of vengeance, I will have Frank chained and brought before me, I will hear him beg mercy, I will see him dragged into the street and soot at dawn!

And decapitated, incinerated and buried looking down on 5 different crossroads which geographically form the shape of a cross, just in case.

*Throws the chosen ones corpse on the ground*

Already beat him.... sorry to bum you out

*Lifts plasma gun*

You better have good plot armor cause this is going to hurt!

*Begins blowing aldo to bits with plasma gun*

OOC: Read last post aldo

I think I may change my avatar to Goris greatest character in all of the fallout games.

**aldo**

[Plasma is reflected by the Million volumes of The Multiverse's Phone Guide]
Well, emergency measures, go!
[passionately kisses BC and steals his chili in the resulting confusion]
[steals jeep and vanishes into the horizon while eating chili]
[a few minutes after a Russian Tsar Bomb starts falling on Frank.as it approaches impact fireworks saying:
"didn't see that coming, huh?
pd: thanks for the chili"
appear in the sky]

EDIT: OOC: yeah, I got ninja'd by you, I edited it.

EDIT 2: OOC: maybe I got carried over, now you have a chance

**zombiekila707**

aldo wrote:
[Plasma is reflected by the Million volumes of The Multiverse's Phone Guide]
Well, emergency measures, go!
[passionately kisses BC and steals his chili in the resulting confusion]
[steals jeep and vanishes into the horizon while eating chili]
[a few minutes after a Russian Tsar Bomb falls on Frank. Before it impacts fireworks saying:
"didn't see that coming, huh?
pd: thanks for the chili"
appear in the sky]

EDIT: OOC: yeah, I got ninja'd by you, I edited it.

*Looks up*

So do we all die or is someone going stop the nuke?

*Sits down next to BC pulls out cigar and lights it*

Smoke em if you got em.... its been a honor to serve with.... it was just a honor to serve... SEMPER FI!

**Co'tor Shas**

OOC: it depends. Some people manage to kill him in a single round. They would probably still annihilate and army with a big enough team. Although it depends who's playing.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Dazed] ... [Looks at fireworks]
I honestly don't know if my life makes more or less sense than this time last week.

Ooc: You should try being someone from New Vegas. Wasn't there a multiple personality super mutant companion?

**aldo**

OOC: Isn't Semper Fi a Marine thing? Frank is Secret Service AFAIK
IC:
[more fireworks appear in the sky:
"well, you are, your bloodthirsty madness needs to end, BC can always be grown again, and he has a ridiculous resistance to all kinds of injuries anyway.
Or, you know, you could take that jetpack and detonate the nuke in orbit, thus saving everyone and being remembered as a hero and not as a monster"]

**Buttery Commissar**

[Reads] ... That was a different commissar. He's MIA...

[Starts running]

**Verviedi**

*Emerges from workshop to notice the nuke*

Nope.

*Grabs BC and aldo and drags them into the Butter-Tank, closing the hatch and setting the tank to go as fast as possible away from the nuke*

Nooooope.

**2BlackJack1**

Oh for the Hawks' sake, I'll take care of this if you humans are all cowards.

*whistles sharply and after a few moments several Kroot warspheres start rumbling, preparing to take off*

... Bless those brave souls. You all owe us one after this.

*warspheres head towards the nuke, sacrificing themselves in the process*

*puts head in hands, ignoring the large amounts of explosions going off in the sky*

I think I need a vacation. That was painful to watch.

**Co'tor Shas**

*emerges from workshop followed by a large anti-missile platform on treads*

Alright where is the...

Oh.

Well that makes this thing rather useless now.

**zombiekila707**

Co'tor Shas wrote:OOC: it depends. Some people manage to kill him in a single round. They would probably still annihilate and army with a big enough team. Although it depends who's playing.

You talking about Frank? HOW? he has 999 health? Nothing does that much damage!

Buttery Commissar wrote:[Dazed] ... [Looks at fireworks]
I honestly don't know if my life makes more or less sense than this time last week.

Ooc: You should try being someone from New Vegas. Wasn't there a multiple personality super mutant companion?

dog/god yeah he was alright for a character but I love Goris he is a albino deathclaw who is very intelligent and is just badass! New vegas has some cool characters though so Ill think about it!

aldo wrote:OOC: Isn't Semper Fi a Marine thing? Frank is Secret Service AFAIK
IC:
[more fireworks appear in the sky:
"well, you are, your bloodthirsty madness needs to end, BC can always be grown again, and he has a ridiculous resistance to all kinds of injuries anyway.
Or, you know, you could take that jetpack and detonate the nuke in orbit, thus saving everyone and being remembered as a hero and not as a monster"]

He was apart of the marines his final words in the game are Semper Fi! Sadly I am a loser and instead of beating him I just watched someone else do it on youtube...

**Co'tor Shas**

OOC: Like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbirYHgFifY

**zombiekila707**

Co'tor Shas wrote:
OOC: Like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbirYHgFifY

That gak is soooo hacked lol! Nobody does 628 damage like that!

**Co'tor Shas**

OOC: It's a super specific build. You have to hit with all round and to max damage with all of them. I think they guy who actually designed it explains it in the comments section.

**zombiekila707**

Co'tor Shas wrote:
OOC: It's a super specific build. You have to hit with all round and to max damage with all of them. I think they guy who actually designed it explains it in the comments section.

Yeah I jus reviewed his stats it makes sense... just kinda lame you know he really made a character to fight frank! But the rest of the game he restricted himself in charisma and a ton of other stuff! Still some of his stats a question...

Poor Frank he deserved better

**Co'tor Shas**

OOC: it is sort of weird to see such a powerful boss taken down so easily.

**zombiekila707**

Co'tor Shas wrote:
OOC: it is sort of weird to see such a powerful boss taken down so easily.

OOC: pisses me off honestly I have been playing this game sense I was 14 so almost ten years! Obviously I fighting him the whole time but I got a few characters to him and each time I lose. feth that guy making it look so damn easy in one turn of fething Vats! Didn't even do drugs to boost himself...

bs!

**2BlackJack1**

*sighs and starts looking for any remains of the warspheres or slain Kroot*

At least the died as heroes. That counts for something, right?

**Buttery Commissar**

[Whistles for tank to slow down] [Tank trundles to a halt]
[Looks out] ...I'm sorry about your Kroot, Blackjack. There's a large amount of dead cavalry in the lounge if that's useful?

[Ministorum Priest bursts out of tank and runs] Guess that means he finished... [Walks down inner corridor and draws door] [Pulls it open] You uh, done being a daemon? [Small girl nods]
[Walks into room and hands over doll] Good, now let's draw you some furniture. [Kicks door shut, causing it to vanish again]

**ZergSmasher**

*Lightly draws outline of door into wall, then walks through the door and kneels down to eye level of little girl*

"Don't worry, little one. We'll find a way to keep that big scary monster from making you do bad things."

*Manifests small blue sparks in air. Girl smiles, then uses her power to do the same thing.*

"Remarkable! Protoss Initiates usually have to undergo weeks of training before they can do that."

OOC: I don't actually know about how Protoss learn stuff, I'm just making it up as I go.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Scratches head] Arguably she could be a very potent defense against, well, anything threatening. Perhaps just putting that rationally to the big guy could help...
[Looks down] Not that I'd actually suggest weaponising a child, but there's at least a strong argument to be made for leaving her be.

[Draws a floral rug] I know full well this is you doing it, by the way. There's no such thing as cartoon physics that make matter appear. [Girl shuffles feet]

**2BlackJack1**

*nods thanks to BC*

I think what I need is a trip to Pech. See if there's anything there to take my mind off of these recent events. We still have a couple back up warspheres we can use to get there, and back when the time comes.

OOC: I felt like a change in avatar for the time being, and I like explaining the sudden change. Now I just need to find a suitable avatar until I feel like I should go back to the hard hat wearing, cannibalistic, and surprisingly one of the more sane inhabitants of the room Kroot we all know and love (I do, anyway).

**Verviedi**

*Wanders in looking sleep-deprived*

I... have invented the cubical lightbulb!

*Holds it up in the air and passes out on the rug*

**Buttery Commissar**

What, like you can get dressed in it?
[Catches lightbulb before it hits the floor] [Draws a sleeping bag and puts it over Verviedi]

**Verviedi**

OOC: Is cubical not the correct adjective for something that's shaped like a cube? I have a feeling I've made a terrible mistake.

**2BlackJack1**

*outside of the room a faint green glow is emitted, and soon a black pyramid materializes. Soon a small army of skeletal warriors emerge, lead by an overlord of their kind*

How strange.last time my eyes set their view on this planet it was a lifeless rock. Now. Now life flourishes once more, perhaps these new weeds are different than their ancestors.

*leads a squad of lychguard to the room*

**2BlackJack1**

OOC: cuboid might be the word you're looking for Verviedi.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Hears commotion outside] [Looks out of tank doorway]
... We are so very fethed. [Voxes across to IG barracks] [All the doors slam and it goes into lockdown] ... How very brave.

ooc: It's correct (albeit uncommon) but as you "said" it? BC is just making puns at your expense.

**ZergSmasher**

*Sees Necrons outside, communicates with Protoss base and is teleported by an Arbiter to the base*

"Hear me, loyal Protoss! Today a new threat arises, perhaps one more insidious than the Zerg of our home universe. The Necrons, as the local Terrans call them, are a very ancient and dangerous enemy. We shall meet them in battle this day, my loyal warriors. We do this to protect our Terran friends and allies. We shall go forth and take the fight to them!"

*Zealots cheer loudly*

"We shall claim victory!"

*Zealots cheer again*

"Let our actions speak for us! FOR TASSADAR! FOR AIUR!"

*All Protoss yell "FOR AIUR!" and proceed to move out for war. The skies soon fill with various Protoss aircraft, which immediately engage incoming Necron flyers*