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2015/09/30 19:03:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Merciful Emperor...
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/09/30 19:04:54
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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*Not quite everyone. Shielding on the Immortal chassis protects from large damage while being vulnerable to small-arms fire. Not the regular Protoss shielding, it is a secondary system.*
"Sounds like Jadzia Dax is taking too many lessons from the Orks, specifically about overkill..."
*Establishes communication link with Defiant*
"Are you quite finished? Or do I need to send up the Protoss fleet and deal with you?"
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2015/09/30 19:09:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Hit by a cooking-off tank shell and stumbles back a step*
*Liquid metal projector seals the massive dent in my torso*
Holy gak, those things actually worked for once!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/30 19:24:37
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Magma bubbles from the ground as a black armored figure crawls into the room*
I... Live AGAIN! *Stands up and begins maniacal laughter.*
Now for the... *Gets stabbed in the throat by piece of shrapnel from exploding tank*
Dammit.. *gurgling blood sound* I... just...
*Falls to the ground*
Healer... I need a... healer...
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/30 19:27:40
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*walks over*
*injects ZK with healing nano-droids and removes shrapnel*
There we go, now who are you?
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/30 19:31:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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I told you we should have scrapped the military!
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2015/09/30 19:38:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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Co'tor Shas wrote:*walks over*
*injects ZK with healing nano-droids and removes shrapnel*
There we go, now who are you?
I am Sarevok Anchev! And thank you strange creature for your assistance... I appear to have crawled into a large explosion.
Selym wrote:I told you we should have scrapped the military!
I'm sorry you feel that way old man...
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/30 20:06:09
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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I am Sarevok Anchev! And thank you strange creature for your assistance... I appear to have crawled into a large explosion
You have crawled into your doom, Xenos scum [BLAM BLAM BLAM]
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/09/30 20:28:56
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 Tactical_Spam wrote:I am Sarevok Anchev! And thank you strange creature for your assistance... I appear to have crawled into a large explosion
You have crawled into your doom, Xenos scum [BLAM BLAM BLAM]
Not again I really hate hell...
*Rounds explode all about by I stand unscathed*
Ok well... Now what?
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/30 20:52:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*steps away from Space Marine and other Imperials*
I don't want any trouble, and I assure you, I am not worth the effort.
[To the group of nearby Kroot]
This is what you do to buy time. Look as incompetent as possible until they find something else to shoot at or you can draw your gun.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/09/30 20:53:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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You know, we can still hear you. I'm not an earthshaker crewman.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
 The Empire : ~60-70 models.
 1500 pts
 : My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2015/09/30 20:56:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Well then, if you won't let me teach my followers in any acceptable fashion, will you at least accept the treaty I offered earlier of forgetting past disputes?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/09/30 20:56:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*gets hit by a runaway tank*
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2015/09/30 21:16:18
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Climbs out from under butter tank] [Pats tank until turret wags] Good tank! Did you get my postcard? [Happy beeping] I'm glad.
That's a very impressive head dress, Blackjack. What does it mean?
[Looks around and steps inside tank] Oh... Hello, small child? I'm fine without any gumdrops, but thanks. Can I use the sofa please?
[Nests on sofa with a cup of cocoa]
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2015/09/30 21:22:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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It shows my promotion to being a Shaper now. They also gave me a handful of young and troublesome Kroot to guide. Perhaps it's because they don't trust my tactics for gathering DNA, but I don't think they would care a whole lot if they went missing.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/09/30 21:26:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Alpha One, Alpha One, target in sight, permission to fire?
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2015/09/30 21:51:20
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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 ZergSmasher wrote:*Not quite everyone. Shielding on the Immortal chassis protects from large damage while being vulnerable to small-arms fire. Not the regular Protoss shielding, it is a secondary system.*
"Sounds like Jadzia Dax is taking too many lessons from the Orks, specifically about overkill..."
*Establishes communication link with Defiant*
"Are you quite finished? Or do I need to send up the Protoss fleet and deal with you?"
We are finished firing at you.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/09/30 21:53:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Walks into the butter-tank carrying a device that looks like it was made from the tech of many different species*
*Points it at the girl*
Finally found a classification device that doesn't up and die whenever brought into the Room!
(Computerized voice)
++Warning: Psyker level Beta Plus.
Warning: Psyker level Obsidian.
Warning: Thinker 11, Blaster 8, Changer 6, Master 8.
Warning: Threat Level Alpha.
Warning: Threat class Euclid anomaly, Type Green.
Warni-++
*Ends the scan*
*Looks awed by the amount of warnings*
Honestly, this sounds like an everyday walk in the park.
*Sits on a small couch and eats slice of cake*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/30 21:58:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Copy that Alpha One, firing on Zero.
*drops incendiary bombs into the Butter Tank*
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2015/09/30 22:02:42
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*is hit by flames*
*starts running and hits tank*
*suddenly realizes that the shiled has kept me safe*
Well.... That was embarrassing.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/30 22:06:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Alpha One, cannot confirm Hit on Zero. Making another pass.
*swoops back around, and lines up a strafing run*
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2015/09/30 22:13:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Girl bounces on sleeping BC and plays with doll]
Wzzt..? [Wakes up] Do you actually have a name, then?
[Looks at verviedi] Oh gods, it's you. [Pulls blanket over face] I didn't do it.
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2015/09/30 22:26:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Puzzled*
Didn't do what? I already knew the child was a psyker, I just needed a good reading.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/30 22:37:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:[Girl bounces on sleeping BC and plays with doll]
Wzzt..? [Wakes up] Do you actually have a name, then?
[Looks at verviedi] Oh gods, it's you. [Pulls blanket over face] I didn't do it.
She doesn't appear to have one. I had a few suggestions though. J'karra? Or perhaps Aloh?
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/30 22:44:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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... [Looks around in a panic] A-anything. [Twitches] All of it.
What was the question? ..No?
[Is handed a gumdrop by the girl] Oh. Thank you.
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2015/09/30 22:47:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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So what did you do on your vacation?
*Crosses legs*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/30 23:04:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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Buttery Commissar wrote:[Looks up] ...So you are an actual dragon! I owe you an apology! [Salutes] Nice/terrifying to see you when I'm actually sober.
"Well, fear is a thing I find pathetic in humans. Be brave! be fearless, it will set you free!"
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/09/30 23:20:35
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Follows Co'tor shas*
Creature where are we?
*Ducks under cover avoiding strafing run*
Cowards! *Waves sword at flying machine* fight like a man!
*Sees dragon*
Dragon who do you serve you look to be a kind I have yet to see?
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/09/30 23:26:00
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Ah, we are in The Room, which appears to be an a planet with the power of will, able to make things happen without ever actually changing or causing anything.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/09/30 23:45:29
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Vacation? [Looks around] Is this a test? I was handed over to the Inquisition.
They didn’t like me much. [Opens mouth and points to filed-down teeth] At least I don’t think they did, I’m not sure. It’s fuzzy.
The Dark Eldar scouts that broke in and freed the prisoners, though, they liked me. [Stares at wall]
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~16000 Astra Militarum: 
~1200 | Imperial Knights: 
~2300 | Leagues of Votann: 
~1300 | Tyranids: 
~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: 
~5000 | Kruleboyz: 
~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: 
~700
