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2015/09/30 23:54:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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[remains staring murderously at everyone else as I have been for the past few hours]
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/09/30 23:55:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Em, why are your teeth filed?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/09/30 23:59:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*eye roll*
Why am I not surprised that the dark ones liked you.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/10/01 00:01:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Because they were daemonically sharp and I kept using them to bite off the restraints.
.. [Looks around nervously]
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2015/10/01 00:03:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:Because they were daemonically sharp and I kept using them to bite off the restraints.
.. [Looks around nervously]
DAEMONS???!!!!! [Shoots madly at everything]
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/10/01 00:07:17
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I only assume that they liked me because I'm not dead.
Also the petting. And the nicknames. [Takes off hat and hugs it] ..it has not been a good week.
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2015/10/01 00:17:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Don't worry! I designed something in your absence that should help!
*Holds up cubic lightbulb*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/01 00:25:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Flinches involuntarily] ...How does that help?
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2015/10/01 00:29:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Sorry, wrong pocket.
*Holds up a machine with several neural plugs and a very large drill*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/01 00:32:09
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*puts arm around Vervi's shoulder.*
You know, dispite how immoral, and stupidly dangerous as my experiments tend to be, even I can tell that isn't really the way to do it. There is a thing called bedside manner. Or tranquilizers, that works too.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/01 00:32:20
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/10/01 00:41:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh, right, yes.
*Needle extends through finger*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/01 00:44:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...How does that all fit in one pocket? [Perplexed]
[Turns back to face the girl] I think those names Co'tor thought of were nice. [She nods]
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2015/10/01 00:51:43
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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This place is horrible...
*pulls out flask and takes a swig*
Gods help us..
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/10/01 00:52:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...I have large pockets.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/01 01:00:43
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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"Serve? I serve no one, I serve myself and the Universe as a whole"
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/10/01 01:14:11
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You get used to it. It beats two... [works it out on fingers] ..three months in the Commorragh. [Tenses]
Warp travel is.. odd. I think I actually got younger on the trip out.
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2015/10/01 01:54:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You know, I think I'll be doing him a favor.
*Unceremoniously plants the machine on BC's head, gently placing the hat on the coffee table*
This machine exists for one reason. Two words. Happy. Button.
...What are you looking at me for? I use it to calibrate my emotions whenever I have to possess a new form!
*Presses button on the side*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/01 01:55:38
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/01 02:01:20
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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...
I knew I made those backups for a reason.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/10/01 02:01:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Wait, I'm not unhappy, I'm just tired-
[Grand mal seizure]
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2015/10/01 02:16:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...What backups and for what reason?
*Notices the dial turned all the way up to 11*
Oh, damn, thought I had it set to 1.
*Holds BC's head still and prevents him from swallowing his tongue*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/01 02:18:31
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*faceplams*
That's why. There is a micro chip in his brain that will move his consciousness into digital form should he ever suffer major damage, and makes regular backups. It was developed looking at what you did to that gaurdsman a while ago, I have one in my head to.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/01 02:18:44
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/10/01 02:31:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Seizure ends] ...What w-was that even for? ... [Pulls off device, and walks unsteadily to bedroom]
[Falls face first onto bed and sparks out]
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2015/10/01 11:00:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Did it not work?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/01 11:40:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*sprays the ground with lasers from a low altitude*
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2015/10/01 12:51:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Leg twitches] [Sits up] [Looks around in a panic]
Tank. [Grins] ...Child.. Co'tor.. and..
...Psychotic admech. [Grin fades] [Hugs knees]
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2015/10/01 14:35:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*hugs BC*
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/10/01 14:36:08
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*hugs both BC and KB*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/10/01 14:36:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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*hugs jeep stuff*
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2015/10/01 14:51:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Sits in the corner and hugs pillow*
I'm not psychotic! Just probably a little rampant, no big deal. I always have a reset button!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/01 14:56:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Flinches from hugs] [Looks around] ...? Nobody's hitting me afterwards. This is very confusing.
I was in here less than a day and you rigged me up to an epilepsy machine. You might not be psychotic, but you're certainly scary...
[Thinks for a moment] Please don't shoot me for saying that.
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