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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Collapses onto the ground, slightly confused*

Owwwww... My nose, my brain... I think I'm going to-

*Vomits a spray of liquid metal and oil*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*dodges pool of oil and metal and helps Verviedi to his feet*

You should probably go lay down, upside downses do not look fun to do.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

FOR TERRA -Crashes Landraider into the room in the most Crusader fashion possible- RANDOM ENTRANCES ARE ALWAYS OF ASTARTES TEIR

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Stumbles into Tactical Spam, and falls over to the side*

I apologise, good sir!

*Locates a random door down the Hall of Discarded Plot Devices*

This looks comfy!

*Lies down on absurdly soft bed and plays with lamp*

*Door suddenly slams*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

FOR THE EMPEROR -starts hitting the dirty Xenos with a sword from the top of my Land raider-

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

*Starts blasting at the Land Raider with energy cannons*

"Leave my friends alone!"

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Bows to Verviedi and falls over]
Sorry V, zoned out there for a bit...

I was able to lift you due to harnessing a little of my unwilling passenger's energy. [Cranks dial back up] Unfortunately it seems it's hard to concentrate when doing so...


Ooc: And that's what happens if you fall asleep for twelve hours after posting. I wasn't trying to be evil, I'm just in another time zone.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/04 06:27:05



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*starts attaching multi-coloured steamers to the land raider, seemingly oblivious to the violence*

OOC: Case in point it's 2:30 here, while it's, what, 7:30 over by you.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Hears door slam] [Staggers down corridor] Why've you locked yourself in a room, V?

Ooc: Yeah, it's breakfast time here.
I went to bed like 10pm.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Door slowly swings open and I fall out*

...Fething polymorphine. I can never get any sleep.

Er, proper sleep.

*Passes out again*

OOC: I believe the last time I got 9 hours of sleep was in august.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/10/04 12:49:30




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Slowly drags Verviedi to the tank bedroom and deposits him on the bed] [Places mug of cocoa on bedside table and leaves, closing the door quietly] I always assumed he used a wall socket.

Ooc: I am struggling with a pretty bad illness at the moment, no idea what. I'm just fatigued 24-7 but it's worse at night to the point I have to sleep or I fall asleep sitting up at the PC.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

I do use a wall socket, but there's at least some biological brain in here, and it needs rest.

Thanks for the chocolate...

*Drinks chocolate and extends cable that plugs into the wall*

OOC: That's a shame. I've found that most viruses do that to me. Rapid cell death in the affected area causes some weird gak until the immune system fights it off.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/04 13:00:10




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*dodges Tactical Spam's sword*

Hey now, I highly suggest you don't do that.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*sees the vomit*

Yuch!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Puddle of liquid metal becomes a small metal crab and scuttles away*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Steps back from crab in alarm] ...!

... [Composes self and pretends nothing happened]

ooc: It's been going on since August, I can do about 15hrs awake, tops. Hopefully the doctor will know what's wrong, had some tests done this week. Sometimes actual Admech look like a very appealing option.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

-Flips Landraider-

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in gb
Regular Dakkanaut





*cheers at the chaos and comes out of the furniture fort swinging his claymore screaming "GROOOOG!" at the top of his voice."

Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

*drives off a ramp and shoots Bochtree in the face with its cannon whilst airborne because feth you*

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Pulls Brochtree clear and hands him a drink] I'm not sure he'd notice being shot in the face, but it's pretty uncivil.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Unsteadily rises from the bed*

Finally, some actual rest. Fething polymorphine...




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Regular Dakkanaut





*Takes the bottle and flops in a corner drinking it. Seems he didn't notice the tank trying to shoot him.*

Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Ay, he wakes. [Wanders into bedroom and replaces sedative cartridge from stock in bedside table]

...there's got to be a better way to do this. Hell, even bigger cartridges would be a start.

[Twitches] Can't complain...


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 Verviedi wrote:
*Unsteadily rises from the bed*

Finally, some actual rest. Fething polymorphine...



What is polymorphine? Is that like an old earth drug called Morphine?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Polymorphine is a drug that allows you to shapeshift. It's used by... Callidi.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

And who is Callidi? Is she the psyker girl?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Has she actually decided on a name yet?

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Callidi are shapeshifters with completely fluid forms, because they use polymorphine. They're generally assassins.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

So these Callidi, they're Changelings? Like the Founders?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Yes, I suppose.

Yurughh.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
 
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