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Why would a shapeshifter prevent you from sleeping?

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
Has she actually decided on a name yet?

she seemed to quite like your suggestions. Maybe you should try her out with some more.

I have a few...
...! [Increases sedative dosage and sits down on sofa] D-disregard that...

Why does BC keep sedating herself?

...Why does KB think I'm a woman?

And because I'm suppressing a possession. I don't know enough about demonology to use other methods.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
...Why does KB think I'm a woman?

And because I'm suppressing a possession. I don't know enough about demonology to use other methods.

I suppose its nothing important?

It's sort of important if you think I'm a girl. Because there are a few missed steps to your education I could help out with there. [Scratches head]

Is it the boots? Because the guy at the store said that these were unisex.

Buttery commissar wear blue! Commissars wear black so they more scary!

*collapse's in heap from effort of saying something half way intelligent.*

...I don't want to talk about it.

*Looks at shoes and then at BC's boots*

Heels are unisex?

*Scrolls wear off*

Gods what a waste of time...

*Takes a swig from flask*

They're not? [Looks down] This would explain the way some of the other commissars speak to me... And this medal. [Points to love-heart shaped award]

Blue isn't scary? [Facepalms] ...If I knew about fashion, I'd not be pulling minimum wage trying to corral guardsmen into places they don't want to go.

I thought they looked rather dapper. Engh.. [Tries to adjust dosage] It doesn't go any higher.

Me can knock you out mister blue buttery commissar?

*pulls a leg of a table as he approaches the commissar.*

What kind of Daemon is that?!

*Looks around puzzledly*

[Backs away from Brochtree] No, that's quite alright. I think you're a good bit stronger than my skull could deal with.

[Looks at Verviedi] I really don't know... I'm not usually conscious when it manifests. But either I'm building up a resistance to horse drugs, or they don't actually have an effect and it's been laying low for its own reasons.
Neither is reassuring.

*Blasts syl's tank with cannons, then turns to brochtree*

"You know, the buttery blue Terran saved you from that maniac in the tank. He even gave you a drink afterwards. Knocking him out is no way to say thank you."

Me just trying help.

*puts the table leg down then slumps on to the ground.*

Me not good at helping.

It was a nice idea. It's just that human skulls aren't as well insulated as Ork skulls. If you hit us with a table leg, it just causes serious fractures.

You should try it. It'll be fun..

...No, no it won't. Don't listen to me.

why Buttery commissar sound like two people? and which one me listen to?

*picks up table leg and stares at BC. Looking really confused!*

Wait... the commisar isnt a woman?

Don't listen to either of them. [Nods] Listen to the blue alien, he's probably the most sensible person here.

[Looks at Tactical_Spam] [Facepalms again] Oh, like the Astartes know anything about fashion or wome- For you, fella, anything.

[Looks aghast] I swear that wasn't me...

Alpha One, the Commissar is not female, repeat, the Commissar is not female!

Red One, could you say that again?

I am only interested in Sororitas. Sorry, Commisar

maybe buttery commissar need tell funny voice be quiet?

*continues to stare at BC holding the table leg more like a totem then a weapon.*

I'm not a- [Sits down on armchair and stares at feet] ...I'm starting to feel very ganged up on.

Oo-err madam. Hurr hurr.

Y-you be quiet.

Buttery commissar taking charge now! he boss! tell funny voice who in charge buttery commissar!

*cheers "buttery Commissar!" rather loudly then starts swinging the table leg looking rather over excited.*

-returns to flipped landraider- One does not simply...

... [Switches on the TV for Brochtree to watch the Rugby instead]

Oh what this it look fun!

*sits in front of the tv watching it intensely while cheering every time someone gets hurt.*

Rugby is the sport of Khorne!!!!!!!!! -shoots tv-

Who this khorne? he sound like my kind of person!

*throws table leg at Tactical spam!*

-shoots at brochtree with bolter- HERETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's going on? Leave him alone!

Ignore the purple voice, of course!