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Didn't you move the planet once?

...Heh.

...Not like that. I thought you were being suspiciously quiet.

Oh, I've just been concentrating. Did you know there's a control in here for your vital organs? Why would you even have that?

At a guess that's left over from when I did have augmetics. Don't mess with that.

...

... [Sweats]

Wait, which augmetics were removed?

++I'd advise not touching that.++

So we have three options here. I can create something to redirect the incoming planet, create something to destroy it, or I could cast the Room into the Warp again, and build a Gellar Field generator.

...I would advise making that choice quickly.

I vote for the first or latter. Destroying a planet is somewhat extreme.

Considering you regrew me from scratch, most if not all of the organs would be organic, no?
Hence the confusion of you fitting the neck port at all...

++ But look, this one makes his eye twitch... ++

[Blinks oddly] ...?

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Thanks to some unexpected trolling, I got a great signature now

OOC: If you mean to say something that your character is not saying, preface it with "OOC"

BIC:

I could reverse teleport the planet, but that might take this one too...

*Is seen with several other Kroot putting wasps into glass jars*

I don't see what's wrong with these wasps, they look rather nice.

*a lone wasp flies straight into a nostril and starts to sting everything in reach*

Ow, feth! Kill the planet, take it apart with nanocubes, do something! This hurts!

I think it's cross that you're taking its friends. [Girl nods]

[Holds out drink and several wasps settle on it] They seem quite amiable really.

I like the little stinging parts. Gots me one of those myself.

That is not what those are... [Shudders]

[Looks up at sky] Someone do something, either way.

*Runs into a room and pulls out an ancient macro-scale warp jump generator*

Shaso, I hope you don't mind that I'm using this thing!

*A cloud of nanites begin building a Gellar Field Generator in the middle of the room*

How's having a different person in your head?

[Girl points] [Wasps start flying back to their planet en masse] ...You should go and play in your room, that has a small field around it for double protection. [Ushers girl gently]

[Looks at Verviedi] It's not in my head per se. It's basically sharing my entire body... Effectively a power struggle for motor control... I suspect the only reason I'm winning is that he's not trying very hard.

It's comfy being chauffeured. I have no reason to take the reins, really.

Me look after little girl she less odd then you lot.

*follows the little psyker girl.*

Little girl like teddy bears?

*pulls out a very badly mauled teddy bear showing it to the child.*

Sure thing!

*Activates warp jump generator, and it begins spinning and emitting violet light*

*Starts placing Gellar Field emitters in each corner of the main room*

We're going to need to close the doors...

OOC: 5 posts until I teleport the room?

If my calculations are correct, reinforcements should arrive in 3... 2... 1...

*nothing happens*

Oh bollocks. My teleport picks up an entire planet, but not my army of Cubes?

OOC: Roll a D20 for posts until moving

[Little girl pokes teddy bear on what is probably the nose and laughs]

[Sits on sofa and smokes] At least it's been otherwise relatively peaceful today.

his name Bernard. he had argument with a dwarf. Dwarf look worse.

*Brochtree nods then looks at the little girl.*

Me protect you since you Buttery commissars friend. he gave me bottle of grog!

15!!!

*Lightning begins crackling from the warp jump generator*

[Little girl looks confused at the word "dwarf"]

[Shrugs] Not one I know either.

It must be a form of... plant?

There really short people with big beards. There really stubborn as well.

*mimes a short person with a beard.*

Oh! Like squ- [Looks around]

... No, no idea. Sounds like a good fight though.

*wasp flies out of nose and heads back to its planet before being sent to the warp*

Finally. I'd rather fight more tyranids, that was awful. At least we still have the ones in jars, those could be useful.

[Girl runs over and breaks a jar, freeing a wasp]

Oi, behave! [Is glared at] They started it, kid-

Oh, you can hear them? Low level gestalt insects, eh.

I hear them

Careful little one.

*follows the little girl holding his claymore in a way to protect the child.*

What's Claymore?

A very big traditional sword.

*sees the sword*

Wow...

*One of the Gellar Field generators activates, cutting a spear of lightning in half*

So now is the moment. The make or break...

Wow, Verviedi. You cut lightning in half!

[Shoos small girl back into butter tank] Blackjack won't hurt the wasps, stay where it's magically safer..

[Jumps at sound of Gellar Field]

 Selym wrote:

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Thanks to some unexpected trolling, I got a great signature now

OOC: If you mean to say something that your character is not saying, preface it with "OOC"

BIC:

I could reverse teleport the planet, but that might take this one too...

-shows signature of John Cena- I got a signature from the Chapter Master himself!