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*The Warp Jump Generator finally activates, with a horrific spear of lightning hitting the incoming planet, which has just hit the atmosphere. The Room is dragged into the Warp*

...Holy feth, that was close. The gravity fethery from that incoming would have killed us all!

*A daemonette walks by nonchalantly*

...I think we have a, em, hull? breach somewhere. Did a Gellar Field generator fail?

Oh... Now we're in my playground. Take a back seat, Commissar.

What? But I thought you said-

Hush now, my turn to drive. [Begins growing taller, horns and teeth form, skin and eyes change colour, until a seven foot tall Keeper of Secrets in a commissar uniform is standing there]
Hm. [Rips sides of jacket and extends second set of arms] Better. [Adjusts hat]

And don't you get any funny ideas, you pull his consciousness, and I've got one finger on his soul. I'd love to see what would happen.

[Stretches] I do look good in heels...

*sees BC*

What the hell is that?

HOLY TERRAN TATER TOTS -Open fires- DAEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
HOLY TERRAN TATER TOTS -Open fires- DAEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TARGET YOUR WEAPONS ON THE DAEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sets phaser to maximum and shoots BC*

*approaches possessed BC*

*cheerily, but with a strange tone in the voice*
Hello there! If you would be so kind, could you not kill him. Possessing him for now is fine, but just don't kill him. I rather like him, and it would be an awful shame if he died. I might even have to subject you to an eternity of anguish and torment, to which this plain has not known for millenia.
*smiles unsettlingly*

[Sidesteps] I wouldn't do that if you want your commissar back intact.

CO'TOR!! SHOOT THE DAEMON!!!!!

What the-

*Drops remote for the Warp Jump Generator*

++Em, Noosphere comms test. Can you hear me, BC?*

Remote comms test. Can you hear me?!

OOC: Verviedi, I can't see the yellow text.

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
CO'TOR!! SHOOT THE DAEMON!!!!!

Oh, don't worry, it's just a demon. Besides, I have some insurance.

 Co'tor Shas wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
CO'TOR!! SHOOT THE DAEMON!!!!!

Oh, don't worry, it's just a demon. Besides, I have some insurance.

Co'tor? It's a Daemon. It's dangerous.

[Walks over and takes KB's phaser] Stop that.

Look, he's fine. I can feel him wiggling about in here trying to work out what just happened, bit like a puppy under a sofa cushion. [Grins]

-you hurt any of them and I'll put everything into controlling one arm and shooting my own head off.

Shh. I have no intention of harming anybody. It's just only courteous to show folk around your own home, no? Have a little fun... [Sighs] It's a shame you're all guys. I'm not picky, but the females make much cuter noises.

OOC: The yellow text represents me remoting into augmented people's minds. The last time I used it was quite a while ago.

*lowers phaser*

Oh. Well, I'll hold you to that.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Walks over and takes KB's phaser] Stop that.

Look, he's fine. I can feel him wiggling about in here trying to work out what just happened, bit like a puppy under a sofa cushion. [Grins]

-you hurt any of them and I'll put everything into controlling one arm and shooting my own head off.

Shh. I have no intention of harming anybody. It's just only courteous to show folk around your own home, no? Have a little fun... [Sighs] It's a shame you're all guys. I'm not picky, but the females make much cuter noises.

Hurmf!

*stalks away to corner muttering to self in tau*

-is holding two twin linked assault cannons in each arm (yes, 4 guns an arm)- LET NOT THE CHAOS LIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speaking of holding... Hello there. [Follows a very familiar looking Daemonette] Ever dance with someone who can hold you in four places at once?

[Daemonette walks up and inspects Daemon-BC very closely] Nice, no? [Does a twirl] [Daemonette shakes head and looks disappointed]
What? Don't tell me, you like humans. [She nods] Oh. Oh, gross.

[Puts hand on Daemonette's shoulder] You could half close your eyes and pretend...I kept the hat- [Smack]
Fair. [Removes hand] The lady knows best what she likes.

why Buttery commissar turn in to pink thing?

*stands in front of the buttery thing the child is in holding his claymore in an "on guard" position.*

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
-is holding two twin linked assault cannons in each arm (yes, 4 guns an arm)- LET NOT THE CHAOS LIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The daemon means no harm!

I HAVE MASTERED THE ART OF DAKKA -dakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakkadakka-

I suppose you do.

++ This is weirder than the time with the toaster. :( ++

Hm, physical form... What to do, what to do... I feel like making some food... [Notices small girl] You can stop glaring at me. He knew what he was getting into when-
Ergh. [Is forced down onto one knee] You're lucky I'm not a child-killer- Grah. [Forced to sit on floor]

[Girl wags finger in Daemon's face] ...Am I being scolded?

hehe Pink thing scared of child! me like child more now she boss!

*grunts but stays close to the little girl his claymore still in a ready position.*

[Growls] I said I don't kill children... I never said anything about Orks.

[Is hit on the nose with a rolled up paper] What the me. The minute I get back up you are getting such a non-sexy spanking. [Strains to stand]

Yeah... I'm not even touching this one.

*Notices daemonette*

Oh Hello! Welcome back!

[Daemonette makes confused gesture at the large daemon being beaten around the head by an eight year old girl with a rolled up paper]

EMPEROR'S GOLDEN TOILET SEAT!!! ANOTHER DAEMON

Hey Co'tor, start taking notes, they just made a better warp drive than anything you've got so far!

*several wasps break out of their jars and start stinging*

Oh come on! I planned on giving you guys a nice home on Pech!

[In a whisper] and see if we could get any useful DNA off of future generations...

*more wasps fly over*

...I would normally hit on her, but I have a job to do.

Wait, do I?

*Looks out the window*

No, no I don't.