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2015/10/06 12:17:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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I've eaten animals with acid for blood. I'm fairly certain this won't affect me.
*downs the grog and stays silent for several minutes*
Thish wash all fun an' shtuff, but I should go an' lie down.
*shakily stands up and attempts to walk, but falls over*
... Thish works too.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/10/06 12:25:18
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Carefully puts Blackjack on the sofa out of harms way with a cup of water] That was... Rapid.
[Looks at Grog] This smells like it should be used to clean machinery. [Shrugs] [Drinks from mug] [Grins]
++ Holy hell, thass strong shtuff. Howss he still stand~* ++
Where'd you find this 'drink'?
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2015/10/06 12:28:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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I make it! Was told you suppose to leave it a year in barrel but then it get weak!
*downs his mug with a large burp!*
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Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. |
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2015/10/06 14:32:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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THE DAEMON IS STILL HHHEEERRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE -charges daemon with sword- DIE FILTHY CREATURE
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/10/06 14:36:14
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...?
[Sighs]
[Distracts Tactical_Spam by giving him a vivid hallucination of John Cena awarding him several medals for bravery] [Goes back to drinking]
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2015/10/06 14:43:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Puts down glass and stretches*
I am suddenly feeling very tired.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/06 14:48:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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JOHN CENNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... wait why can't I. see him.... HE IS NOT THE REAL. JOHN CENA
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/10/06 14:57:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Tactical spam try grog!
*thrusts mug of the grog at the marine.*
machine man try grog too!
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Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. |
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2015/10/06 15:06:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Takes a sip of the grog*
Huh. Interesting. My software is refusing to simulate the effects of that drink.
...I need a nap now.
*Passes out*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/06 15:06:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Uh. It's you. John Cena was in your heart all along..? [Four shoulder shrug]
[Picks up Verviedi and puts him on the sofa next to Blackjack] [Finds some snuggly fleeces from the linen closet and flumps them over both] Honestly, you guys are bewilderingly fragile. I don't see what the fuss is all about. [Looks at Daemonette] [She shrugs]
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2015/10/06 15:43:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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they alive most who drink my Grog die.
*nods downing another mug of the Grog.*
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Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. |
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2015/10/06 16:12:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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 Tactical_Spam wrote:THE DAEMON IS STILL HHHEEERRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE -charges daemon with sword- DIE FILTHY CREATURE
We can see the Daemon is still here.
*phasers it*
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/10/06 16:17:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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DRINKING IS SLAANESHI WORSHIP AND SLAANESHI WORSHIP IS HHHEEERRRRRREEEEEESSSYYYYYYY
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/10/06 16:18:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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What is going on with Tactical_Spam?
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/10/06 16:18:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*sits up with a grimace*
Noises are bad. Go and be a fanatic somewhere else, ok?
*sips glass of water and uses headdress to cover face from light*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/10/06 16:19:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*wakes up 2BJ1*
THERE'S A DAEMON HERE! OR HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?!!?!??!
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/10/06 16:25:29
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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What the- [Is phasered] [Looks at burning hole in side] Oh g-gods that's good. And bad. And everything.
[Stands up] You just made a hole in my new uniform. And my new torso. That makes me very... vexed.
++ [Incoherent screaming] ++
It appears your commissar can also feel what's going on. Makes sense as it was his body and all.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/06 16:27:22
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2015/10/06 16:26:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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I think I hurt it!!!
EVERYONE!!!! TARGET ALL YOUR WEAPONS ON BC!!!! FIRE!!
*I fire the phaser*
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/10/06 16:27:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*winces at outburst*
There was a daemonette in the Butter Tank for who knows how long. This one seems to just be upset at not having anything exciting to do, and hasn't actually hurt anyone so far. This shouting however, that needs to end, please? This alcohol is worse than anything that I drank and/or ate in my celebrations on Pech.
*looks at brochtree*
I mean that in a good way.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/10/06 16:27:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Stop lollygagging and FIRE!
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/10/06 16:29:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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FOR THE EMPRUH -Fires 8 assault cannons- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIE HERESYYYYYYY
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/10/06 16:31:11
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Ooh, this is intersting.
*starts examining possessed BC's wound*
It appears demonic possession has nullified the electronics, even the nano-bots. That probably means the backup is broken too.
*looks up at BC (quite literally, as I'd be quite short compared to a demon)*
Do you mind if I operate on your head for a little bit, I'd like to see what it has recorded?
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/10/06 16:31:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*fires phaser on wide field*
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/10/06 16:45:44
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Examine? Well, I don't see why not. Sounds quite..! [Pushes Cotor out of the incoming fire and attempts to hide behind a chair] [Is not greatly successful due to size]
[Partially shredded by incoming fire] Feth, that's a rush and a half... [One arm hanging off at a strange angle]
++ [Continued screaming] ++ ++ [Disconnects] ++
I have been nothing but polite to you fethers, what is your deal..? [Stands up and throws chair at KB, knocking her off her feet] FETHING PACK THAT IN. I WILL LITERALLY TURN YOU INTO A FLESHY HAND PUPPET.
And you! [Points at Tactical_Spam and causes brief tinnitus severe enough to badly effect the marine's aim] [Considers] [Messes with T_S's perception so that he can only see an actual commissar before him] ...Why I didn't do that before is a very good and sensible question.
[Looks around for somewhere to sit] [Gives up and sits/bleeds on the floor]
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2015/10/06 16:47:18
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*oblivious to the fire, starts unpacking some surgical and healing equipment*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/10/06 16:50:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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*looks at barrel of Grog.*
i not brew it that strong? why everyone try kill pink thing that buttery commissar hiding in?
*walks over and offers another mug of the Grog to the pink thing(Buttery commissar).*
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Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. |
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2015/10/06 16:52:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Suddenly snaps awake and leaps for the partially ungulfed-in-flesh port on BC's neck, holding a bizarre device that looks like the bastard child of a soulstone and a hard drive*
Fething-regen-that!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/06 16:53:25
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Climbs into armchair and tries to push own arm back into place] I don't have anything much by way of regenerative powers... This... Makes changing back.. Problematic...
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2015/10/06 16:55:10
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Oh don't worry.
*pulls out 10" syringe*
I'll fix you while I remove the backup.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/06 16:55:25
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/10/06 17:00:27
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Pulls device away and looks at it] I'm all for strange insertions, but what is this?
...Backup?
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