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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Thank you.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Yawns] [Releases Zombiekilla outside the Gellar field and zips up the hole with one finger] Limited manipulation of warp energy, but it should hold for a while. [Swigs more grog] You holding up in there okay?

++ Ish warz charity ciuns. But not so merf. ++

Uh. Either that's drunk speech or something is going very wrong.

++ If them ish surty? ++

Is he usually like this?

++ Berf. ++


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Well, I'm off to bed!

*Sound of bedroom door closing and locking*




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*sees the daemon*

FLASH GITZ!!! FIRE EVERYTHING AT BC!!!!!


INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Briefly contemplates mischief] ...Nah.

[Flickers briefly and teleports into a spare Butter Tank bedroom] I feel fine, but I think the Commissar isn't faring too well on continuous uptime without rest.

++ Each of the yearly ferny? Rengle. ++

I'm going to go with "Yes?"...

++ :-) ++

[Pulls two beds together, stacks a heap of pillows and makes a nest] [Goes to sleep]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

OOC: after all of this, i cannot tell if BC is a woman or not...

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

OOC:Guy. Either that, or BC has really hands for a woman.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
OOC:Guy. Either that, or BC has really hands for a woman.


OOC: I thought it was woman from the hands...

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Co'tor Shas wrote:
OOC:Guy. Either that, or BC has really hands for a woman.


OOC: I thought it was woman from the hands...


OOC: there has been at least one hairy arm in the pictures, unless that wasn't him..

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Co'tor Shas wrote:
OOC:Guy. Either that, or BC has really hands for a woman.


OOC: I thought it was woman from the hands...


OOC: there has been at least one hairy arm in the pictures, unless that wasn't him..


OOC: But the hands are very womanly... or she doesnt shave her arms in the case that BC is a she...

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Ooc: This is such a weird conversation.
Re. Hands, I have a genetic condition where my hands are very long and narrow, I did name it but the Google image results are simply horrifying, extreme examples, so I nixed that. Plus they're not always my hands in the pictures.
(People do not shave their arms here. I've never encountered a girl or guy that did that)
There are no wolves on Fenris girls on the Internet.

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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Ooc: This is such a weird conversation.
Re. Hands, I have a genetic condition where my hands are very long and narrow, I did name it but the Google image results are simply horrifying, extreme examples, so I nixed that. Plus they're not always my hands in the pictures.
(People do not shave their arms here. I've never encountered a girl or guy that did that)
There are no wolves on Fenris girls on the Internet.

OOC: Well that just sucked the fun out of dating sites. Anyways, moving on...

Hey! Hey, guys! I invented a method of permanently closing the warp!
On the downside, it makes proper FTL impossible, and would kill every psychically capable being in the universe... Y'know, on second thoughts, I'll not use it.
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Walks out the door looking somewhat different*

There was a breach in my liquid metal tanks. Needless to say the bedding is a goner, and I am now... soft.

Wait...

*Looks defeated*

Don't you dare misinterpret that!

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
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Regular Dakkanaut





oh look the melty man is a human now!

*downs a mug of his grog and then turns to Selym.*

how you even speak?

*trys to grab and shake Selym.*

Hello who inside box?

Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. 
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 brochtree wrote:
oh look the melty man is a human now!

*downs a mug of his grog and then turns to Selym.*

how you even speak?

*trys to grab and shake Selym.*

Hello who inside box?
Ow, get off, you idiot!
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Melty?

How am I Melty?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*pulls out a flask of liquor*

Hey Brochtree, if you set the cube down you can have this.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Emerges from Butter Tank] I think that rest helped.

++ :( ++

Ah. Or not. I don't think he's coping too well being edged out of his own body.

++ I miss my hat. ++

... Here I was thinking it was an existential crisis caused by being a passenger in your own warm corpse.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Regular Dakkanaut





Hm play with cube or have flask?

*throws the cube across the room and takes the flask.*

You looked all metaly earlier.

Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

++Where is your hat?++

*Looks at brochtre*

Huh. Alright then, well, I'm basically all metal right now, but I'm also ridiculously soft.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Regular Dakkanaut





Pink thing asked me look after it.

*grins with the hat perched on top of his head.*

Pirate ork said i look good in it.

Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

I do have a name, you know-

++ Don't tell them your name. ++

Rude. It's Perron. [Shrugs]

++ Argh ++


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*fires Da Rippa at Perron*

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Slaps Badrukk*

Oi! There's no need to murder people!



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Perron's a DAEMON, or haven't you NOTICED?!?!?!?!?!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Holds up baking tray and deflects some of the shot] Owww. Why, Ork? I expect it from that crazy warrior... [Points at ZK]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Perron's a DAEMON, or haven't you NOTICED?!?!?!?!?!
[Stands to attention at mention of name and puts tray down] I feel the strangest obligation to do what I'm told...

++ I'm beginning to see how you ended up being bound by a junior Inquisitor... ++

...? What?

++ Perron, slap yourself. ++

[Smack] ...?!?? How?

++ Don't give people your name, you giant purple cretin. ++

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[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Regular Dakkanaut





Perron do a hand stand!

*bursts out laughing after downing another mug of Grog.*

Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Does a backwards flip onto four hands]
I uh, have regrets.

++ [Sigh] ++


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Perron, please stand up. You're embarassing yourself, and your shirt is coming undone.

...

Actually, Perron, stand up normally and get a new shirt.

++I don't know much about Slaaneshi biology, but I don't trust anything with vague, thinly veiled bumps.++

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