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[Looks down] [Mumbles and gets changed into a button up dress-shirt ]

++ In his defense, plenty larger men have thinly veiled bumps, under their shirts, and I find that more disturbing... ++

Perron, give me all the secrets of Slaanesh!

...Did you just ask him for all the secrets of Slaanesh?

NOOOPPEEEEEE

...

*Activates Gloom Prism and swan-dives out the window into the raw Warp*

I just want Perron to whisper them to me, so that only I hear it.

[Looks uncertain] [Starts writing into a data slate at speed] There's a limit to what I actually know. Slaanesh is pretty paranoid..

[Snaps fingers and teleports Verviedi back safely]

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Looks uncertain] [Starts writing into a data slate at speed] There's a limit to what I actually know. Slaanesh is pretty paranoid..

[Snaps fingers and teleports Verviedi back safely]

That's the spirit!

*implied smile*

*rolls Selym like a d6*

I hope that hurt, Cube!

Ha! No! I killed that voice thingy that made things happen last time someone rolled me.
I really didn't want another Spinosaurus attack.

*the Spinosaurus, still hiding in a dark corner of the room, raises its head out of curiosity*

*sees the spinosaurus. Shoots it*

oh we playing dice?

*trys to roll Selym aswell.*

Yes, we are playing dice.

*zaps brochtree with a taser*

How did the cube do that?

Oh lord. Weren't you the one who made me sentient, Ork?

 Selym wrote:
Oh lord. Weren't you the one who made me sentient, Ork?

No. I wasn't. How does that even happen anyway?

You shoved me into a hole outside of reality, and then shook me around like mad

OOC: Actually happened. Up until that point I had planned to just be a D6.

 Selym wrote:
You shoved me into a hole outside of reality, and then shook me around like mad

OOC: Actually happened. Up until that point I had planned to just be a D6.

I swear, it wasn't me. Perhaps it was Gilmore, Dax, Riker, I don't know.

OOC: Strange, I don't remember.

[Finishes up data-slate and hands it to the cube] Um, it's mostly diagrams of esoteric biology, poems that ought not be read aloud, and a great many labyrinth solutions. She does like himself some sensuous mazes.
You'd be astounded how little we know about Slaanesh.
The most secrets we know are those of mortals...

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Finishes up data-slate and hands it to the cube] Um, it's mostly diagrams of esoteric biology, poems that ought not be read aloud, and a great many labyrinth solutions. She does like himself some sensuous mazes.
You'd be astounded how little we know about Slaanesh.
The most secrets we know are those of mortals...

You claim you're a Slaaneshi Daemon but you don't know much about Slaanesh?!

I never claimed to be anything... And Slaanesh is wildly carrying in appearance, nature, whim and body depending on mood and viewer. I wrote what I am certain are facts... Little else would be useful.

I really should be going... [Edges away]

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
I never claimed to be anything... And Slaanesh is wildly carrying in appearance, nature, whim and body depending on mood and viewer. I wrote what I am certain are facts... Little else would be useful.

I really should be going... [Edges away]

WAIT!!!!!!

*Chases after BC with flash gitz, shooting at BC the whole time*

Nuh-uh! Simon didn't say! I'm not that stupid!

++ You say that now. ++

[Runs at breakneck speed and teleports the Flash Gits guns out into the warp]

*sees Snazzgunz disappear*

OH MORK!!!!!!!! WHERE THE FETH DID THE SNAZZGUNZ GO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

No worries...I have more!

*Snazzguns come out of the ceiling and we keep shooting at BC*

OOC: I will be back soon

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 Selym wrote:
You shoved me into a hole outside of reality, and then shook me around like mad

OOC: Actually happened. Up until that point I had planned to just be a D6.

I swear, it wasn't me. Perhaps it was Gilmore, Dax, Riker, I don't know.

OOC: Strange, I don't remember.

OOC: T'was Badrukk, Da Freebooter King. I would look for a quote, but I'd be trawling through this damn thread all day.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Finishes up data-slate and hands it to the cube] Um, it's mostly diagrams of esoteric biology, poems that ought not be read aloud, and a great many labyrinth solutions. She does like himself some sensuous mazes.
You'd be astounded how little we know about Slaanesh.
The most secrets we know are those of mortals...

*has a good read*

Ta very much. This is indeed educational. What do you make of this?

*points at one of the labyrinths, in which seventeen men clad in burkas are attempting to construct a motor vehicle in the center*

It's lovely, put it on the fridge. [Continues running from orks]

[The Orks stop, suddenly believing they are amongst a large crowd of drunken sports fans having a brawl, and join in]

FLASH GITZ!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! KEEP FIRING AT BC!!!!!!!!!!!

*we do*

*Hit by stray snazzgun shot*

*Makes angry face at Orks*

I may be very soft, but I can tank bullets easily!

[Tired] [Hides behind the Butter Tank]

++ Badrukk, stop shooting at the daemon! I'm still in here and if you kill it, you kill me. :( ++

STOP SHOOTING GITZ!!!!!

*they do.*

*goes to the daemon*

Release BC or I will resume shooting.