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2015/10/18 00:54:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Helps Co'tor move Blackjack] You're sick, fella. You don't usually eat live people. And you don't have a brain fixation either...
[Is sprayed with blood] [Drools profusely and struggles to focus]
Y-you're all very lucky I just ate. So lucky.
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2015/10/18 00:58:29
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Here.
*pushes blackjack onto a large wooden slab, covered with leather straps*
Secure him while I sew him back together.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/10/18 01:00:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*eyes all the dead reporters*
Impressive
*turns to Co'tor*
Need any help?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/18 01:02:07
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/18 01:04:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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No one answered my question if this will kill me or not. I'm not dying, right? Right? Guys?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/10/18 01:06:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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We didn't answer because we don't know.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/18 01:06:48
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*thinks about it for a second*
Technically this won't kill you.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/18 01:07:25
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/10/18 01:08:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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That is not helpful. If you kill me then I want each and everyone one of you to take part in freeing my warrior spirit. I do not want to be left wandering because some people killed me for wanting to eat something and losing some limbs...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/18 01:09:19
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/10/18 01:09:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Straps the remains of Blackjack to the bench] This takes me back to cadet training... Though I was never the one doing the buckling.
... [Pauses] It's astounding I turned out this normal.
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2015/10/18 01:10:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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So what now?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/18 01:12:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Leans on edge of bench] I hate to break this to you fella, but I'm fairly sure you are in fact already dead...
It's not so bad, I mean you get used to it. [Shrugs]
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2015/10/18 01:19:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*moans*
You know what? I think I'm feeling better. I think you can let me go now, you can even keep the limbs. I'll just get some augments or something. Deal?
*lifts a bloody stump before remembering his arms are gone*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/18 01:19:22
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/10/18 01:20:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I know a good apothecary if you need augmetics. He does good work
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/18 01:22:31
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*finishes sewing on limbs*
And what I plan on doing is un-killing you. Now if someone would get the lightning generator warmed up, I need to go find my tools.
*wanders out of the weirdly archaic workshop into a strange castle, which somehow appeared with nobody noticing*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/18 01:24:32
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/10/18 01:22:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Or see my apothecary, he amputated my lower body because of a broken finger, not even the finger itself
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/10/18 01:23:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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You actually bought that? I mean, sure, if you could ask him that'd be great. Just don't tell him they're for a xenos, I think he'd make them explosive or something...
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/10/18 01:25:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Sure, standby
*activates helmet vox, orders several kroot sized augmetics*
*crate full of augmetics drops through ceiling*
*turns to co'tor*
You can work with these right?
*back to 2bj1*
I didn't "buy" anything, I'm just not sure he can get your biological limbs working again, the augmetics are the back up plan
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/18 01:27:55
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/18 01:28:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Castle, eh? I'm a fan!
*Nods slightly*
You're going to ask if you can get the blood off of me. You're free to do that if you'd like.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/18 01:35:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...I do have some remaining dignity. [Tries very hard not to stare hungrily at Verviedi]
[Sags] Who am I kidding? I just don't have the energy. Blank blood isn't sustaining. Something about life force and sentience.
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2015/10/18 01:35:05
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*returns wearing lab coat and carrying a large amount of archaic looking technology*
Hmm, I could definitely do something with those.
*starts bolting blackjacks head on*
*strange electrical prices, with glass and exposed wire begin to spark, and a slight green fog beings to form*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/10/18 01:38:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:...I do have some remaining dignity. [Tries very hard not to stare hungrily at Verviedi]
[ Sags] Who am I kidding? I just don't have the energy. Blank blood isn't sustaining. Something about life force and sentience.
Do not drink the life blood of my adamantium shell. I would have to kill you for... heresy
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/10/18 01:40:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well, this is all dead tabloid reporter blood...
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/18 01:41:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Wouldn't dream of it. Astartes are holy warriors!
[Poofs into a small furry bat form, and flies up onto the curtain rail to roost] [Naps]
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2015/10/18 01:42:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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That definitely should've hurt. I'm starting to think something is wrong...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/18 01:42:48
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/10/18 02:25:57
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Only now?
*starts fiddling with various prices of archaic electricity*
Now, if I can get these lightning generators calibrated, we should be all ready to go.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/10/18 02:33:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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"Hmmm, whatcha doin'?"
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/10/18 02:36:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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We're playing doctor. We've deduced that me losing limbs left and right and a sudden interest in brains, along with a lack of feelings and body temperature at all, are bad for me, so they've put a bag over my head and strapped me to some boards. Just remember what I said guys, I do not want my warrior spirit left wandering.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/10/18 03:00:15
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*a loud hum starts to fill the lab, reverberating off the walls and ceiling*
*shouting to be heard over it*
THAT SHOULD BE ALL SET UP! I THINK.
NOW IF YOU WOULD JUST LIE AS STIL AS POSSIBLE THE PROCESS CAN BEGIN!
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/10/18 03:06:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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IS THERE ANY ANESTHESIA AVAILABLE?? I FEEL LIKE BEING PUT UNDER WOULD BE NICE
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/18 03:07:49
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/10/18 03:08:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Tasers 2BJ1*
There's your anesthetic!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/18 03:14:06
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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IT IS FULLY CHARGED! THROWING THE SWITCH NOW!
*the switch is thrown*
*lightning shocks down from the coils repeatedly, obsuring blackjack in a white glow*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
OOC: welp, I've fully accepted the mad scientist vibe. And you have not turned from a zombie kroot to a franken-kroot. 
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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