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Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

OOC: The idea of a Krootisar is hilarious

IC: Well, since you're one of the few xenos that doesn't try to kill me or my brothers on sight I felt that I should return the favor till I got to know you. Now that I do somewhat I know that it was a wise decision not to. Shapers are deadly

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Same here! How could a Tzeentchi Kroot go wrong?!




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Yeah, not sure why Tzeentch would've wanted to help me. I didn't promise him my soul or anything. And the only daemons I've had much contact with are plague bearers and Perron. Actually, Nurgle probably likes me, since I sent his daemons to a new dimension, since they can spread diseases everywhere they want.

Or they faded from existence after having no connection to the warp anymore...

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Is playing ball with the Inquisitor thrall and the butter tank]
If you had contact with Perron, you should really wash...


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Playing ball with a tank? Sad thing is that isn't the weirdest thing I've seen this week

*joins in*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*summons a serpent from the warp and starts feeding it dead rats*

Come to think of it, I could probably transport Kroot en masse here now, via teleporting them or something or other. Now that would be cool.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Been Around the Block




Merica

[A hydra covered in high tech armor and weapons suddenly rushes into the room roaring]

ROAR:(I smelled butter)

DONT CROSS ME OR I WILL BLOW UP YOUR LIFE  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Um. There's no butter here. We have a commissar though. Does that count?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Speaking of Kroot army, do you think we'd need one for this?

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Notices the Hydra standing on top of me*

Yeah, no. I will handle this one later.

*Powers back off*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

... ... [Turns into a bat and flies up on the curtain rail]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*slowly backs away from the hydra*

Yeah, er, good hydra? Stay?

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

OOC: Ah, a 26 page break. Refreshing.

BIC:

*pops into the room, and opens a green, swirly vortex*

Sup.
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Hello, cube. Please don't tell me you're bringing another planet through that vortex or anything...

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Staring up at the belly of the hydra*

...If I didn't think that it would get me killed, I'd have your weapons overheating by now.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Now there's a floating cube? Just when I thought I'd seen it all.
*looks at cube*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 Selym wrote:
OOC: Ah, a 26 page break. Refreshing.

BIC:

*pops into the room, and opens a green, swirly vortex*

Sup.


OOC: We are fast, aren't we.

BIC: *sees cube* I hope it's not hostile.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

No, no, I'm not hostile. Well, not today anyway. I've also decided to stop italicising my speech. It sounds somewhat patronising. Not that any of you lot noticed before...

*scans the room*

What happened to the Buttery one?

*the green vortex remains unexplained, green and swirly*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/20 14:41:21


 
   
Made in gb
Regular Dakkanaut





Okay who's been messing with my pipe tobacco there's now a floating talking cube! the walking talking steam tank was bad enough!

Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

-Enters room with a tiny sheep- Cannoness Maria entrusted me to protect this tiny creature...

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

And her twin?

*Smils at own joke*

...I feel horrible for that.

*Attempts to move out from under the Hydra's foot*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Flutters down from curtain rail and resumes human form]
[Lifts hydra's foot off Verviedi, apparently without much effort]

[Stomach growls again] This not-murdering people is tricky. I'm starving..


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

Do not murder people, bat commisar. That is heresy

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 Selym wrote:
No, no, I'm not hostile. Well, not today anyway. I've also decided to stop italicising my speech. It sounds somewhat patronising. Not that any of you lot noticed before...

*scans the room*

What happened to the Buttery one?

*the green vortex remains unexplained, green and swirly*


The buttery one became a vampire.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*pokes the cube*
Not made of any material I know. Hmm
*attempts to scan selym*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
Do not murder people, bat commisar. That is heresy
...! [Sad] I didn't mean to, I'm just hungry.
I'm not a heretic!

[Is patted sympathetically by inquisitor thrall] ...You're really not helping.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

This tiny Sororitas sheep demands that the heresy be purged

-holds out the tiny sheep-

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in se
Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought






I... actually don't know. Help?

*beats Buttery Commissar with a MacBook* To guote my 1d4chan brothers... HERESY! *BLAM*

To Valhall! ~2800 points

Tutorials: Wet Palette | Painting Station
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*is sucked into the swirly vortex*

Heeeereeee we go!
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*takes the MacBook from Matthew, and crushes it*
Leave the Buttery one alone
*pistol whips Matthew with bolt pistol*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
 
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