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Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*several daemonettes attempt to touch the child*
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*raises boltgun at daemonettes*
Back away. Now

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*Doomrider chucks some packs of drugs at them, drawing them away*

C'mon back girls, I'm not done with you yet!

*sinister grin*
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*portal forms in high ceiling*
*falls out*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—
*falls into another portal that forms on the floor*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/10/22 22:58:06


Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Daemonette releases BC upon seeing child, and looks sheepish]
*- I was trying to explain this. [Coughs]

[Little girl runs up, demanding a piggy back ride from the Daemonette, who obliges and starts racing around making car engine noises]

...My life made more sense when I was dead.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/22 23:06:48



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*with a final guitar solo, the concert ends and the fans wander off, eating kebabs*
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

My life made more sense before I found this room

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*Portal forms in wall*
*comes sprinting out, perused by monsters that defy description*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*runs into another portal that forms in the air, closely perused by monsters*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Why are you running from them, they're window shopping. Simply perusing the available stock...

Now, if they were persuing you...
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*shoots the monsters chasing co'tor and grabs him*
Are you ok? What were those things chasing you?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

AAAAAAAA
*is grabbed*
AAA- Oh. Thank you.

It's a long story. I never should have tired to get that sub-dark engine running...

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*hands Co'tor a modified bolt pistol*
It's dangerous to go alone, take this

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*Looks around*

Where'd Abbadon go?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Dunno, some weird guy came in and started playing music though.
*points to Selym*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

OOC- Does anyone else think that Dreads talk with a Text-to-speech device or is it just me?

BIC: Music is Slaaneshi worship unless it is the dismal astropathic choirs...

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

OOC: well it would depend on the injuries. If they can still talk fine, they probably just have a microphone and speaker setup.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
OOC- Does anyone else think that Dreads talk with a Text-to-speech device or is it just me?

BIC: Music is Slaaneshi worship unless it is the dismal astropathic choirs...

*strikes up a tune*


   
Made in us
Been Around the Block




Merica

*Crushes selyms windpipe *

DONT CROSS ME OR I WILL BLOW UP YOUR LIFE  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Ooc: I made a topic about this on 40K background. General consensus was it'd be microphone or neural link.
Lots of examples of them speaking normally.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 TechHydra wrote:
*Crushes selyms windpipe *

Give it to me baby!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/10/23 11:52:29


 
   
Made in us
Been Around the Block




Merica

*Crushes selyms windpipe *

DONT CROSS ME OR I WILL BLOW UP YOUR LIFE  
   
Made in us
Been Around the Block




Merica

*Picks up Selym and flies upward*

*flies downward and runs selym into the ground*

DONT CROSS ME OR I WILL BLOW UP YOUR LIFE  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Wags finger st the hydra] Stop that, it's unfriendly. [Hands Selym a cup of tea and packet of powder]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: Double posting. Stop doing it.

*Face twists into an irritated grimace*

*Switches rail rifle to full auto and points it at the Hydra*

Put him down. NOW.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*loads bolter with hellfire rounds*
Let him go. NOW

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*shoots War Kitten. He dies*

That was needed, unfortunately.

FLASH GITZ!! KILL TECHHYRDA!

*we shoot at TechHydra*

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*round bounces off power armor*
*looks at badrukk irritated*
What was that for?
*hurls a grenade at badrukk and gitz*

OOC: did I do something or is he just shooting me cuz he can?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Tackle Badrukk to the ground and empties my magazine into his brain*

NO. YOU DO NOT KILL. YOU DO NOT KILL. BURN. BUUUURN!!!

*Uses hand generated from liquid metal to headshot the Flash Gitz with a plasma pistol*

*Puts empty rail rifle away and begins repeatedly stabbing Badrukk in the stomach*

(Covered in blood)



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Wags finger st the hydra] Stop that, it's unfriendly. [Hands Selym a cup of tea and packet of powder]
*snorts the tea and eats the powder*

A truly English breakfast!

*Begins breakdancing*
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

...That was pumpkin spice, but you be you.

Ooc : He just does this. He occasionally shoots all my other avatars when they're just sitting around. It's very in character for an Ork, if a little lethal for commissars.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
 
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