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2015/10/27 03:20:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*sits down on an arm chair next to 2bj1*
*grabs another closed sign and puts it next to him*
*pulls out a copy of the Codex Astartes and begins reading it*
You guys deal with it, I need to read up on how to be a better marine.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/27 03:55:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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-Waltzes in in a shiny new Leviathan-Pattern Contemptor Dreadnaught Armour- I AM IMPROVED!
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/10/27 09:46:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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(Voice coming from the inside of the Leviathan Dreadnought's shin armor)
I have no words to describe how pissed I am at whoever just locked me in a shaky box!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/27 10:00:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Wanders back in grinning ecstatically] [Sits down on invisible chair next to BlackJack and War Kitten]
[Gravity catches up, and BC ends up lying flat on the floor]
There was this nice cultist gentleman, and he didn't have skooma or coffee, but he did have these little green capsules. [Pats pocket] And now I feel lovely.
[Stares at ceiling and smiles]
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2015/10/27 10:16:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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 Tactical_Spam wrote:-Waltzes in in a shiny new Leviathan-Pattern Contemptor Dreadnaught Armour- I AM IMPROVED!
You're overcompensating!
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2015/10/27 10:48:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Dents begin appearing on the Leviathan's shinguard*
Let- *BANG* me- *BANG* out! *BANG*
Fething shaky box!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/27 12:08:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*sees TNB*
Where have you been??????
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/10/27 12:08:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*presses a button on the dreadnoughts shin. It opens up and verviedi falls out*
Hi there!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/27 12:35:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Been Around the Block
Merica
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*Opens warp and flies into it*
*Returns 5 minutes later with upgraded weapons and armor *
Hi
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DONT CROSS ME OR I WILL BLOW UP YOUR LIFE |
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2015/10/27 12:44:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Falls out of the shinplate and forms a large puddle on the ground*
*Pulls self together slowly*
...Turns out my therapist was actually a Sister of Sydonia. Tried to kill me, but only managed to push me into a forge-vat. I suppose that my body formed part of the dreadnought's components...
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/27 13:12:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Awesome Sauce, Verviedi.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/10/27 14:51:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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So does that mean you can control tactical spam?
*looks at tnb*
Oh, it's you again
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/27 15:09:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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YOU CANNOT POSSESS THE MIGHT OF A BLACK TEMPLAR DREADNAUGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Exorcises Hydra and uses Quadgun arms to dakka everything- AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEESSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/10/27 15:33:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*Very clearly off his nut on drugs*
WHATS ALL THIS COMMOTION?
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2015/10/27 15:58:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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*wakes up from very long nap*
whats all the noise? I was enjoying that dream! *looks around the room.* and whats with the idiot on the bike? Pretty sure your suppose to sit on it?
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Only the Insane have strength enough to prosper, Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane. |
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2015/10/27 16:09:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Been Around the Block
Merica
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*Starts freaking out and blasting TS with anti~matter blasters*
WTH
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DONT CROSS ME OR I WILL BLOW UP YOUR LIFE |
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2015/10/27 16:17:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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I don't know what happened. It all happened so quickly.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/10/27 16:23:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Lies on floor and occasionally giggles]
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2015/10/27 16:23:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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What's so funny, BC?
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/10/27 16:23:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Appears behind the Hydra bearing a hose*
Well, time to pull this off!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/10/27 16:24:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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NO VERVIEDI DON'T DO IT!!!!!!
*disconnects the hose from it's source*
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/10/27 16:26:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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DDDIIIIEEEEEEEEE HHHHEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEEEETTTTIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/10/27 16:27:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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You too, Tactical_Spam?
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/10/27 16:45:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Nice man gave me happy pills. [Grins]
Though admittedly I had things to do today, and all I feel like is laying here.
[Watches fight and cheers]
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2015/10/27 16:48:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*fires boltgun in the air to draw everyone's attention*
ALL OF YOU RELAX! Calm down or I'll start breaking heads
YOU! *points to tactical spam* STOP SHOOTING EVERYTHING OR I'LL HAVE THE TECHMARINE SHOVE THAT GUN INTO YOUR ACCESS PORT!
*picks up B.C and takes him to the PDF hospital*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/27 16:49:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Breaking heads? That's nothing.
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2015/10/27 17:00:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[PDF run tests on the pills and BC, and can only find pure sugar and green food dye] [Apparently commissars don't handle candy well]
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2015/10/27 18:35:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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That's what I do. But what about you?
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/10/27 18:51:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*proceeds to break TNB's head*
Now I've heard that you just respawn when I do this, but if you continue to push me, I promise you pain without end.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/10/27 18:54:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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No, just don't, War Kitten. Me and many others have tried to kill him repeatedly, he just keeps respawning. I've tried everything I can think of, from a simple shot from Da Rippa to complete obliteration with lotsa dakka, but he will respawn.
Just don't even try.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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