Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you: No adverts like this in the forums anymore. Times and dates in your local timezone. Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance. Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely. Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net. If you are already a member then feel free to login now.

[Wet, charred, hacked off, with at least two broken limbs, and still glowing eyes] ... ...

...She just looks the most tasty out of the rest of you. Low fat option. [Grins] [Resumes trying to pull other arm free] But if it pisses you off, that's definitely a bonus.

And as the soldier said, you better do something, kill me, or let me off this fething table.

Well, we're certainly not going to let you eat anyone. That's my job. And at this point it might be a mercy blow, seeing as how vampirism has practically taken over completely by now.

*slowly raises rifle to BC's head*

Any objections? I want everyone on board if I'm going to kill him.

*minigun spins up*
I am ready

[Small psyker girl walks up and sits on gurney] ...? [Stops fighting restraints]

[Little girl reaches over and taps BC on the head]

... [Calms down considerably] ...why am I on a-
[Looks at end of rifle] ...Did I hurt someone?

Look, that marine left some kind of cure drug in the fridge. It might be worth trying-
[Attempts to grab child, snarls]

*lifts girl away from BC*

Heavy, mind grabbing that cure the ultramarine left?

Da, this will work
*grabs cure, along with sandwich*
*gives it to 2bj1*

*takes the cure and injects it into BC*

Let's see how well this works.

OOC: Can't remember if it was mentioned if the cure was something to drink or a shot, so I went with a shot since I don't want any fingers near a vampire's mouth.

*spins up minigun just in case*
DOCTOR!
*medic looks up*
READY TO CHARGE?
*medic nods*

Now hold on a second. We could talk this through. Hell we could share! I only wanted the fluid part.
Have you considered the potential benefits of vampirism, or becoming a thrall? It could suit y-

[Passes out] [Mumbles incoherently]

So, what happens now?

[Wakes up after a fashion, with skin tone returned to a human pallor] [Has two broken legs and a broken arm, accompanied by numerous half-healed gunshot wounds]

...Hurts.

Doctor, heal little baby man
*medic uses medi-gun on BC, healing all his wounds*
*helps BC off the gurney*
VERY GOOD! Now, we fight like men

Thank you, Doctor. [Stretches] [Metal arm drops a bolt] ... [Shrugs]

[Looks up at Heavy] нет, спасибо... I think I'm just going to go... Maybe things will make sense in the morning? I somehow doubt it. [Yawns and heads to bed]

"I could still hit the buttery Terran in the heart with a needle spine, just in case he is still a vampire somehow..."

*Grins evilly*

*minigun spins up and aims at ZS*
Buttery is friend, you don't hurt my friend

"So, does the re-humanized Buttery one require the healing of the purple smoke?"

"And yes, most of my sitting and doing little to nothing is because as a agent of the Universe, being able to "deus-ex-machina" gets boring as hell!"

*looks confused at shaso*
Buttery one does not need smoke. He needs sandvich
*throws sandvich at BC*

Glad you're better now, commisar. Sorry for, erm, almost killing you.

Hey, big Russian baldie! I just played your game.

What's with all these hats? *hold piles of cosmetic items*

Hats make Heavy and friends better
*takes a hat from the pile and puts it on his head*
*instantly catches on fire, hat and heavy are unaffected*
Ooh, unusual team captain

OOC: tf2 has some hats that have an "unusual effect" (such as orbiting fire or burning) that have no effect beyond being cosmetic

I found these glasses. They probably fit you.

*throws Gabe's Glasses towards Heavy*

OOC: I am interested in what would happen if TNB's avatar played Planetside 2 or Civ.

OOC: Clearly he'd claim Planetside is just a Battlefield clone, and that civ is for slow people that are afraid to do the fighting themselves

OOC: I am having horrible visions of an army so large that it covers the entire map.
And with the clusterfeth that is PS2 on peak hours, I'm not sure even the Colonel 100 could survive for long!

*puts on glasses*
New Hat is GOOD!
Here
*throws another sandvich at TNB*
BALOGNEY, PERFECT FUEL FOR KILLING TINY COWARDS!

Yes, thought they'd fit you...

 Verviedi wrote:
OOC: I am having horrible visions of an army so large that it covers the entire map.
And with the clusterfeth that is PS2 on peak hours, I'm not sure even the Colonel 100 could survive for long!

OOC: You dare doubt the Colonel? He pulls bikes out of ammo boxes and blows up planes by repeatedly hitting them with a knife!

OOC: Farm galaxies don't fethin' care about your knives. Farm galaxies keep going! Look, there's a base full of burster MAXes. What does farm galaxy do? It hovers right over that melon-fether and buries it in explosions! What's that? Light Assault with C4? Farm galaxy shoots the fether down and keeps farming!

*throws a hat at Verviedi*
Hats make Heavy and friend good!

[Hit by sandvich] [Mumbles in sleep and pulls blanket over head]

Hey guyz! Sorry, I waz out breakin' 'eads wiv my Flash Gitz.

What have i missed?