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**Verviedi**

We just blew up a few stars to save the galaxy from the outcome of you throwing 10 gallons of self-replicating nanites out the window!

And then BC was vampire.

**War Kitten**

*throws sandvich at Badrukk*

**KaptinBadrukk**

Verviedi wrote:We just blew up a few stars to save the galaxy from the outcome of you throwing 10 gallons of self-replicating nanites out the window!

And then BC was vampire.

I knew BC was a vampire. He has been all month!

War Kitten wrote:*throws sandvich at Badrukk*

Mmm!! Thanks War Kitten!

**2BlackJack1**

No, like his vampirism took complete control. He threatened to eat us.

*cocks head*

I don't sound like him in that regard, do I?

**KaptinBadrukk**

Oh. I'm glad I wasn't here.

What did you do about it?

**2BlackJack1**

Stuck a needle in his arm that held a cure. We almost shot the commisar, seeing as how he was trying to murder us all, starting with the psyker girl.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Did the psyker girl survive?

**2BlackJack1**

Yes, everyone came out ok in the end, fortunately.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Good, Good.

**ZergSmasher**

*Pauses, tilts head and considers*

"Maybe the Terran psyker girl could be the next Queen of Blades and lead the Zerg to triumph in this galaxy. It almost worked back in my home universe!"

**War Kitten**

*spins up Minigun and aims it at ZS*
Touch her and die coward.
*plants self firmly between all threats and the girl*

**KaptinBadrukk**

War Kitten, Mini Bullets won't do anything. Take Da rippa.

*offers War Kitten da rippa*

**War Kitten**

*takes Da Rippa and shoots ZS with it*
NEW WEAPON IS GOOD!
*offers Badrukk several hats and the Iron Curtain Minigun*

**KaptinBadrukk**

Thanks. I'll take da hatz, but i needz da rippa back.

**War Kitten**

*shrugs and gives Da Rippa back*
*begins cleaning minigun*
SSHHH, Sasha is asleep

**KaptinBadrukk**

You took the gun from Sing Your Life?

**2BlackJack1**

Bah, what your guns need are blades on the ends. What do you do if they get too close? You can hardly bring such a bulky weapon to bear when they're close enough to stick a knife in you.

**War Kitten**

*grins at 2bj1 and cracks his knuckles*
Let the babies try to get close and fight me, my fists ARE MADE OF STEEL!

**ZergSmasher**

*Staggers back after being shot by WK*

"Gah! You'll regret that, stupid overgrown Terran!"

*Turns to Badrukk, shoots him with needle spines*

"That's for giving him your weapon so he could shoot me!"

**2BlackJack1**

*smiles back*

I suppose that could stop most gue'la attacks. I must say though, what did you have to eat to gather the DNA to bulk up so much? Exclusive ork hunting, or something more interesting?

**War Kitten**

*lifts up minigun and hands it to 2bj1, showing off the weight*
*sees Badrukk get shot at*

RAAAGH!
*runs up to ZS and crit punches him across the room*
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED MUCH BIGGER GUNS!
DOCTOR!
*medic runs up*
HIT CHARGE
*is ubercharged again*
LET US WRESTLE BABY
*charges ZS*

**2BlackJack1**

*lifts minigun up, and smiles wickedly*

Oh yeah. This, I like. Now where did I leave those extra knives?

**Buttery Commissar**

[Potters past on way to kitchen] [Makes toast and butter] [Suts and happily eats the normal food]

**2BlackJack1**

*finishes covering the minigun in blades*

Here we are. How do you like this, WK? I think it's an improvement.

**shasolenzabi**

OOC: Slides some jam over to BC

**Verviedi**

*Sits down at the table and consumes some bacon*

OOC: I like to imagine V just sort of absorbing food through the "tissue" in his mouth, like a snail. No chewing!

**Buttery Commissar**

... [Edges away quietly]

[Notices jam] [Happily puts some on the toast]

**KaptinBadrukk**

ZergSmasher wrote:
*Staggers back after being shot by WK*

"Gah! You'll regret that, stupid overgrown Terran!"

*Turns to Badrukk, shoots him with needle spines*

"That's for giving him your weapon so he could shoot me!"

*needle spines bounce off armour*

Can't touch this!

**War Kitten**

*gives up beating ZS, walks over to table*
*picks up minigun*
You did well
*begins eating toast*

**KaptinBadrukk**

*eats some toast with War Kitten*