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**Verviedi**

...Why are you running?

*Adjusts position in chair and continues consuming bacon*

**Buttery Commissar**

...Before I went full bat-gak insane, I still remember you palling about with Necrons, and blowing up a solar system.

I'm still not convinced that you're not one of them, or that I shouldn't be persecuting you guys for heresy.

[Finishes toast] [Goes and sits on the safe and looks through paperwork quietly]

**Verviedi**

What's wrong with palling around with Necrons? They're pretty friendly, actually.

Oh, really? That again? I did that to prevent an all-consuming nanite swarm from consuming the entire segmentum, or perhaps the entire galaxy! Plus, the population of that sector was already eaten by nanites, I maybe killed two people with the supernova.

**Selym**

Necrons, friendly? They want to cut off the warp, killing all the sentient beings in this universe.

Except Tau. Fething Tau.

**Verviedi**

...I like Tau too, OK?

*Stares longingly at a stray hover drone*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Finishes forms and stuff them in an envelope]

...They were your nanites to begin with.
Necrons are not friendly, necrons are very bad. They're about the only th-thing that care less about pointless killing than.. well.. you.

Plus you sh-shot my arm off. And this new one gets handsy when I'm sleeping.

**War Kitten**

*looks mildly uncomftertable*
Sorry little man, but you threatened Sasha *holds up mining* and little girl *points to her*. Here *offer sandvich* FRIENDS!

**shasolenzabi**

"I think we can all agree that we need to start things over on a new footing"

**Selym**

I'll just stay in my corner while you all kiss and make up. You're more dysfunctional than Khorne's mental state.

**War Kitten**

*proceeds to punch Selym across the room*
WHO DARES INSULT ME?

**Verviedi**

I don't exactly kill pointlessly, though. I don't exactly have a high bodycount!

**thenoobbomb**

Selym wrote:
I'll just stay in my corner while you all kiss and make up. You're more dysfunctional than Khorne's mental state.

You'll be kissing your own ass once I'm done with you.

**Buttery Commissar**

Verviedi wrote:
I don't exactly kill pointlessly, though. I don't exactly have a high bodycount!

You blow up ships full of xenos, inquisitors and people you disagree with. You kill most things that interlope around here, and steal people to use for servitors and your own body. You even tried to do it with that stammering teenager.

[Hands envelope over to courier and pays]

But mostly the Necron/Heresy thing. [Shrugs] [One shoulder continues shrugging repeatedly] ... [Goes back to bed]

**KaptinBadrukk**

BADRUKK: Well, I'm off to break 'eads with my Flash Gitz. I'll be back sometime.

*Badrukk leaves, his Flash Gitz trailing behind him*

*a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT rolls in, the door opening for it. Marla Gilmore pops out of a hatch*

Found this thing in orbit...apparently it's called a CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. There was a Starfleet ID code in the computer system, but we don't know whose it is. Any idea?

Oh, and Nucleogenic Lifeforms have stopped attacking.

**War Kitten**

*sees CRASSUS*
New weapon is good

**ZergSmasher**

"Ah, a big metal box. The Ultralisks needed a new toy."

*Several Ultralisks run in and start banging the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT around, flipping it over several times playfully.*

"Wow, that thing is sturdy. The Ultralisks didn't even dent it."

*Grins evilly*

"I've got an idea!"

*Walks over to Ultralisks and whispers. Ultralisks all grab CRASSUS together and toss it on top of War Kitten*

**War Kitten**

*sees CRASSUS coming*
DOCTOR! HIT CHARGE!
*ubercharged, CRASSUS bounces off me and lands on ZS*
LET THAT BE LESSON FOR YOU!

**KaptinBadrukk**

Whoa! This CRASSUS is very special! Why did you damage it?

**ZergSmasher**

*Jumps out of the way, narrowly avoiding being squished like a bug.*

"That was a close one! Ultralisks, kill that doctor that somehow keeps making the big Terran super strong!"

**War Kitten**

*opens fire on the ultralisks with mingun, scything them down one by one*
GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR!
*medic does*

**ZergSmasher**

*While WK is distracted shooting the Ultralisks, a couple of Zerglings burrow up from underground and eat the doctor*

"Now THAT is more like it!"

**War Kitten**

DOCTOR NOOOOO!
*is enraged*
*to ZS*
I PROMISE YOU, PAIN WITHOUT END
*charges ZS, grabs him and body slams him into a wall, then starts pummeling him with fists*
TAKE THAT, AND THIS *uppercuts ZS*

**ZergSmasher**

"Ow...Ow...Ow...Oof...Zerglings...A little help here...Ouch!"

*A Zergling bites WK's ass*

"Oh come on, you guys can do better than that...Yeeoowch!"

*Got hit with that uppercut*

**thenoobbomb**

...you need healing? That can be... taken care of.

*throws down the glorious, mighty MEDKIT*

**War Kitten**

*instantly healed*
*continues pummeling ZS, ignoring zerglings*
RUN COWARD!

**KaptinBadrukk**

*starts phasering zerglings*

**Verviedi**

*Ignores the chaos and continues talking to BC*

...Does that mean that I'm bad people?

**War Kitten**

*throws ZS between Verviedi and BC*
YOU ARE DEAD, NOT BIG SUPRISE.

OOC: Thinking of changing avatars again soon, I like Heavy, but it's starting to get repetitive now, so, Guardsman or back to the Marine?

**2BlackJack1**

I wouldn't say your a bad person. Just might not think entirely of the consequences of your actions. Then again, I don't really do that much either. I mean, I have a freezer full of meats, and most of it was from unwilling sentient donors. Still waiting for complain mail telling me to stop though...

**KaptinBadrukk**

War Kitten wrote:
*throws ZS between Verviedi and BC*
YOU ARE DEAD, NOT BIG SUPRISE.

OOC: Thinking of changing avatars again soon, I like Heavy, but it's starting to get repetitive now, so, Guardsman or back to the Marine?

OOC: Back to the marine.