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**Verviedi**

Damn... We need BC to get rid of those Guardsmen.

*Snaps off a plasma shot at a Hydra and begins flowing into the shape of a 6-foot tall, ornate hat*

**KaptinBadrukk**

Whoa, Verviedi. Did you just change form?

Meow.

Translation: I think he did!

**War Kitten**

OOC: why are you fighting the hydras? They're fighting the zerg.

IC: *Leman Russ blasts verviedi with a battlecannon*
FOR EVERY ONE OF US THAT FALLS. TEN MORE WILL TAKE HIS PLACE!

**thenoobbomb**

Ah, I see the Christmas Culling has begun early this year!

**Verviedi**

OOC: Verviedi essentially has auto-bloodust for anything the Imperium does, but especially the Inquisition and especially especially the Mail Inquisition. Well, not "true" bloodlust because Bloodlusted Verviedi is a nightmare scenario, but he still hates Imperium more than Zerg.

BIC: *More and more liquid metal flows from the warpgate at V's core, filling the whole and making the enormous hat larger*

**War Kitten**

By the Emperor, a Demon......
*gestures to nearby infantry platoon*
*entire platoon begins to shoot Verviedi with lasgun fire, and heavy weapons teams begin to shoot him as well*
DON'T STOP FIRING TILL I SAY SO!

OOC: My character wouldn't know any better, and seeing your accelerated healing is pretty much making him think that you're daemonic.

**Verviedi**

*The lasguns begin to whine and overheat as their Internal computers are possessed and forced to shut down, and a cloud of servo-skulls begins to assemble.*

**War Kitten**

*platoon charges Verviedi and begins stabbing him with bayonets*
*techpriest walks by and begins to launch countermeasures*
*raises own lasrifle and begins to fire at Verviedi*

**thenoobbomb**

*eagerly begins killing Guardsmen with his knife*

It's Christmas all over!

**Verviedi**

*Begins engaging in a large-scale assault on the tech-priest's augmetics, ignoring the bayonents and gunshots.*

*Begins pulling self back together into a relatively humanoid form, and holds a sergeant up by the throat*

Stop assaulting me, or I shall kill your leader in front of you!

**War Kitten**

*Guardsmen all back off*
*from the back of the platoon* That's not a sergeant, that's a Major!
*back to me*
To be fair, you assaulted us first by attacking a Hydra, who was defending the room from the xenos over there
*points*
*sees TNB stabbing guardsmen and tackles him*
*engages in knife fight with TNB*

**KaptinBadrukk**

*Murray hides again*

*Phasers TNB*

That should knock him down.

**Co'tor Shas**

*watches from corner in confusion and fear*

**thenoobbomb**

Your petty little taser gun does nothing to me!

War Kitten wrote:
*Guardsmen all back off*
*from the back of the platoon* That's not a sergeant, that's a Major!
*back to me*
To be fair, you assaulted us first by attacking a Hydra, who was defending the room from the xenos over there
*points*
*sees TNB stabbing guardsmen and tackles him*
*engages in knife fight with TNB*

*starts tearing out War Kitten's throat*

**War Kitten**

*deflects TNB's attack, proceeds to stab him 27 times in the chest*
WHERE IS YOUR PRECIOUS BATTLEFIELD NOW?
*sucker punches TNB*

**Verviedi**

*Steps over to Co'tor*

Don't worry! I've prevented them from hurting you!

*Carves an image that explains the Inquisition and my current status*

They are not good people...

**thenoobbomb**

War Kitten wrote:
*deflects TNB's attack, proceeds to stab him 27 times in the chest*
WHERE IS YOUR PRECIOUS BATTLEFIELD NOW?
*sucker punches TNB*

Here!
*cuts knife vertically through War Kitten's face, somehow still unscathed*

*casually throws a grenade towards Verviedi before continuing to stab*

**2BlackJack1**

*grumbles*

Hmm, a metallic nightmare and scuttling horrors, or fanatics with probable orbital dominance. I think I'll stay out of this until one side is more right morally. The Inquisitor didn't actually hurt any of us besides the Zerg, but he did come off as a gash face.

**Co'tor Shas**

*stares at image*
*looks even more confused*
*retreats further into the room*

**War Kitten**

*barely dodges knife*
*backs off, realizing TNB can't be killed*
*casually walks over to 2bj1*
You know, not all us fanatics are that bad. It's just the way we have to be to survive.

**KaptinBadrukk**

*wide beam phasers everyone except myself, Murray and Co'tor*

Ok...how many kill points was that?

**Buttery Commissar**

[Strides across from barracks] ... [Looks at ongoing fight, inquisitorial incursion and alien invasion] [Checks Chrono] Yep, it's Friday...

[Edges past mess and retrieves cartoon BC from sofa] Let's get you somewhere quieter. There'll be blankets. Yeah, you can bring that one. [Helps lift it]
[Escorts BC safely back to PDF barracks with several troopers acting as security detail]

[Returns] [Surveys room quietly] ...

**KaptinBadrukk**

*sees the new BC*

Who are you?

**Buttery Commissar**

[Salutes KB] I'm a commissar of the imperial guard, stationed here as part of the localised Planetary Defense Force. Your current commissar was due a break, so we took him into custody for his own safety.

[Listens to vox] He's making a blanket nest in the holding cell, and having a nap.

[Notices Co'tor] [Very slowly approaches and offers a blanket to sit under] [Stations an unarmed trooper to keep her safe]

**zombiekila707**

*Zerg die from poison gas, space marines just stand around watching zerg slowly die*

*puffs cigar* Guardsmen please stop wasting ammo...

*Walks forward to Verviedi and removes a strange looking necron device* Well abomination I think we have all had our fill of psychopathic AI...

*Device shoots green lightning into Verviedi causing him to convulse, then most of the nanites in his body turn against him and begin to self destruct*

Totally sick of the crap flying around here!

**Co'tor Shas**

*walks up to realistic BC*
*circles him, trying to figure something out*
*pulls out a tiny paper commissar hat and puts it on top of his hat*
*smiles warmly*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Voxes to barracks and a ring of PDF troops form around ZK, lasguns raised at him] Who the Hell are you, and why are you assaulting the residents?

**thenoobbomb**

*is seen watching Bob Ross on Twitch on his phone*

**zombiekila707**

*Smiles* I am inquisitor Mathias Thulman of the ordo xenos... *Pulls out symbol of office*

I have been sent here to deal with your insubordinate Commissar and the AI... the xenos are just a added bonus..

Didn't you get the memo?

**War Kitten**

*looks back and forth between BC and ZK*
Not getting involved here
Nope.
*all the guardsmen besides me walk over to the PDF barracks and begin setting up their own quarters right next to it*
*looks at BC*
Commissar
*looks at ZK*
Inquisitor
Either way I'm fethed.
*sighs*