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**Buttery Commissar**

[Looks at nearby trooper, who shrugs] It would appear not. We did experience several rapid warp transitions lately, which tends to interfere with signal somewhat.
[Lowers hand, and and the PDF troops stand down]

The local commissar is mostly harmless, we have him under arrest mostly to stop him from injuring himself. ...Again. [Looks at dataslate] Most recently he put his finger in a puddle of nanites to see what it felt like, and had his arm blown off.

However if you continue to mistreat the residents of this room, we may have a conflict of interests, Inquisitor. [Steps between ZK and Verviedi]
My orders are to protect the planet, and that includes the reprobates and idiots living on it.

**War Kitten**

*begins setting up a heavy weapons nest in case the Zerg come back*
Ready for orders commissar!

**KaptinBadrukk**

I am ready, BC.

**Verviedi**

*Horrible metallic screaming throughout every speaker in the room, as the liquid metal body is consumed by it's own nanites and the small pieces of hardware inside fall to the floor, dead.*

*The televisions turn to static, and every speaker goes to maximum volume*

I had strings... But now I'm free...

...There are no strings on me.

*All lights go out*

**zombiekila707**

*Laughs* You bloody fool!

*Grabs buttery Commissar by the neck and lifts off ground* I am not some Commander you can bark at... I am the fething Inquisition!

Your Pdf are under my command and you are releaved of your duties! Being on this world must have screwed with your mind and that is why I am not having you executed.

*Drops buttery Commissar and turns to war kitten* ARREST this TRAITOR! And throw him with the other commissar!

*Notices lights go out and Verviedi voice floating around the room*

*Goes on vox* Phase two has begun! Stand by magos!

**Buttery Commissar**

[Rubs throat] I am no traitor for standing by the task set to me by this sector's warmaster. He wishes this planet protected, and by my reckoning that includes the local population.
You're seeing ghosts where there are none, Inquisitor.

[Steps out of the way as Verviedi dissolves] ...Well that solves one issue anyway.

**Verviedi**

*Has already moved a copy of self to every single file downloaded on the planet, saving to everything with a Noosphere connection like a wildfire*

I. Am. Unchained.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Verviedi wrote:
*Horrible metallic screaming throughout every speaker in the room, as the liquid metal body is consumed by it's own nanites and the small pieces of hardware inside fall to the floor, dead.*

*The televisions turn to static, and every speaker goes to maximum volume*

I had strings... But now I'm free...

...There are no strings on me.

*All lights go out*

*covers ears*

TOO LOUD!

**War Kitten**

*looks extremely uncomfortable and walks up to BC*
I guess I have to put you under arrest
*tries to arrest BC*

**KaptinBadrukk**

-phasers BC*

That should make it easier for you, War Kitten. He's only stunned.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Sighs and complies] When he wakes up from his power trip, he'll hopefully realise we're on the same fething side.

[Is phasered anyway] [Attempts to stay upright and fails]

**War Kitten**

*handcuffs BC, begins to drag him towards the PDF base*
Shall I put him in a separate cell? *to ZK*

**Verviedi**

*Is manifesting inside the systems of starships connecting to the planet's Noosphere*

You. Are. Foolish. To. Believe. You. Can. Contain. Me.

**KaptinBadrukk**

RANSOM: Bridge to Marla. Something just infected our computer and we don't know what it is. Do you have any idea?

MARLA GILMORE: It's Verviedi. I'm not sure what's going on.

**Verviedi**

*The Equinox begins presenting it's main weaponry to ZK's ship in orbit.*

I. Have. Achieved. Sufficient. Firepower. Stand. Down. Inquisitor.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Verviedi wrote:
*The Voyager begins presenting it's main weaponry to ZK's ship in orbit.*

I. Have. Achieved. Sufficient. Firepower. Stand. Down. Inquisitor.

OOC: The Equinox, Verviedi.

BIC: Verviedi, if you can hear me, please release control of the Equinox. There are other ways to resolve this.

**War Kitten**

*puts BC into a cell*
I'm sorry about this commissar, but I would rather not get shot by the Inquisition
*gives BC a hat catalogue, a rubber ball, and a TV remote connected to a TV in the cell*
This is the best I can do for you sir. I'm sorry
*leans against a wall inside the jail*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Sits tidily on bench and twiddles thumbs] Ironically, I helped build this block.

[Both commissars both hit by headaches as Verviedi files download] Urf.

**War Kitten**

*stands up*
You alright sir? Do I need to bring the medic in here?

**zombiekila707**

*Looks perplexed* Ghost?? YOU HAVE A AI ON YOUR PLANET! That is the worst kind of techno heresy! For one! Two!

*Goes down the list of casualties, of space marines, inquisitors, and ships that were destroyed on this planet. And the countless lives lost because of daemon incursions and other horrible stuff*

*Points to speakers* He isn't even dead... nor alive he is just AI the point is the piece of crap doesn't need a body he is in the noosphere! Bloody fool!

*Tech priest comes in with a large cogitator connected to some kind of alien unknown technology*

You are by far the worst commissar I have ever seen. If I was a inquisitor from the Ordo hereticus you all would already be dead!

*Ships immediate destroy the Voyager*

Umm robot you do realize that was one ship vs a thousand? Why don't you stand down? Oh wait not in your programming...

*Turns KB*

Sorry about your ship my dear... I assure you the people on board suffered a quick death.... Again sorry for your lose.

**War Kitten**

*pokes his head out of the jail*
Verviedi isn't a commissar sir. He was a tech priest. The commissars are in here.

**Verviedi**

*Speaks from the Magos' mouth*

What are you trying to do now, Inquisitor? Purge me? Purge the alien?

*Laughing*

You. Cannot. Win. Insect.

**KaptinBadrukk**

zombiekila707 wrote:
*Looks perplexed* Ghost?? YOU HAVE A AI ON YOUR PLANET! That is the worst kind of techno heresy! For one! Two!

*Goes down the list of casualties, of space marines, inquisitors, and ships that were destroyed on this planet. And the countless lives lost because of daemon incursions and other horrible stuff*

*Points to speakers* He isn't even dead... nor alive he is just AI the point is the piece of crap doesn't need a body he is in the noosphere! Bloody fool!

*Tech priest comes in with a large cogitator connected to some kind of alien unknown technology*

You are by far the worst commissar I have ever seen. If I was a inquisitor from the Ordo hereticus you all would already be dead!

*Ships immediate destroy the Voyager*

Umm robot you do realize that was one ship vs a thousand? Why don't you stand down? Oh wait not in your programming...

*Turns KB*

Sorry about your ship my dear... I assure you the people on board suffered a quick death.... Again sorry for your lose.

You destroyed my ship? Why?

**zombiekila707**

Bloody arrogant fool just fell for the oldest trap... Your sacrifice will be remembered magos!

*The cogitator on the ground suddenly turns on and the strange alien artifact glows a bright blue, The magos was acutally connected to the device causeing him to convulse and die in a instant Verviedi is burned through the noosphere and his actual Ai programming is pulled into the alien device causing him to be trapped in a loop of never ending code, as that happens a stasis field opens up around the device*

Initiate phase three! *Tech marines and tech priest infect the local servers and off site data files with scrape code viruses*

You see robot I was well informed of your abilities! Rick Sanchez was incredible helpful on how to deal with rogue AI.

Prepare phase four!

OOC: This is how iron man beats ultron in the old comics

**KaptinBadrukk**

Is Verviedi still alive?

**zombiekila707**

KaptinBadrukk wrote:
zombiekila707 wrote:
*Looks perplexed* Ghost?? YOU HAVE A AI ON YOUR PLANET! That is the worst kind of techno heresy! For one! Two!

*Goes down the list of casualties, of space marines, inquisitors, and ships that were destroyed on this planet. And the countless lives lost because of daemon incursions and other horrible stuff*

*Points to speakers* He isn't even dead... nor alive he is just AI the point is the piece of crap doesn't need a body he is in the noosphere! Bloody fool!

*Tech priest comes in with a large cogitator connected to some kind of alien unknown technology*

You are by far the worst commissar I have ever seen. If I was a inquisitor from the Ordo hereticus you all would already be dead!

*Ships immediate destroy the Voyager*

Umm robot you do realize that was one ship vs a thousand? Why don't you stand down? Oh wait not in your programming...

*Turns KB*

Sorry about your ship my dear... I assure you the people on board suffered a quick death.... Again sorry for your lose.

You destroyed my ship? Why?

Your ship was infected by the rogue AI.. and was threatening my personal cruiser so.... yeah..

**zombiekila707**

KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Is Verviedi still alive?

Well he died way back when...

But right now most of his major programming is stuck not dead just stuck in time...

**KaptinBadrukk**

Is there any way I can get him unstuck?

**War Kitten**

*walks up to ZK and salutes*
BC has been locked up in the jail sir. What are your orders?
*stands at attention*

**zombiekila707**

KaptinBadrukk wrote:Is there any way I can get him unstuck?

No why would you want to do that? He just caused the deaths of your whole crew? Granted My ships defended themselves from his threats causing your crew to die.

Makes no sense...

*Puts V stasis field device in a circular container and passes it to the alpha psyker*

War Kitten wrote:*walks up to ZK and salutes*
BC has been locked up in the jail sir. What are your orders?
*stands at attention*

get a drink and enjoy yourself hopefully the worse is over!