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2015/11/06 20:45:57
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*walks over and looks with interest at the stasis field*
*puts hand through field and picks up devise*
*left eye turns orange and starts glowing brightly/8
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/11/06 20:47:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Can do sir!
*walks over to nearby couch and sits down tiredly*
*takes a drink from canteen and begins to read Guardsman Monthly*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/06 20:47:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Hello, I am 031 Exuberant Witness, monitor of the Genesis installation!
OOC: Seeing as we're all turning into AI now.. 
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2015/11/06 20:48:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*looks up at TNB*
*to ZK*
We have an issue sir....
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/06 20:51:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*The device continues humming as a ship that was en route to another location in the Warp turns around*
Interesting. A jar, I am the daemons of strife. Who is my Pandora?
OOC: Ultron was an idiot, for an AI.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/06 20:58:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Oh dear, an issue! If you tell me what's the problem, human, I am sure I could be of help!
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2015/11/06 21:01:44
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Alpha psyker deconstructs Co'tor shas and rebuilds her twenty feet away*
Dont touch that... whatever you are...
*Face palms when seeing thenoobbomb*
Well then phase four may have to be delayed... *Alpha psyker eyes glow* My lord a ship is en-route to the planet and I feel the presence of the machine... Your orders?
*Ponders*
Destroy it.
*Ships explodes in the warp after gellar field failure*
OOC: Ultron was really cool in the comics and is a awesome character.... even the movie nails his demeanor but fails in everything else.
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/11/06 21:07:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*to ZK*
Shall I muster the regiment and the PDF?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/06 21:09:55
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*jumps with with surprise*
*automatic defense systems send a bolt of energy, smiting the psyker in the chest*
*rushes over in alarm to make sure the psyker is unharmed*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/11/06 21:12:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Oh my, a fight! I've never seen one before, it's quite... exciting!
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2015/11/06 21:21:07
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Psyker flesh mends*
You should not have done that... what ever you are...
*Psykers eyes burn a phosphorous light*
Well... culexus can you help out?
*Culexus walks over and stares into psykers eyes siphoning some of his power she gives a cold stare to Co'tor when she is finished*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/11/06 21:28:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Other ships have arrived at their targets and are spreading my code through their noospheres*
I must say you're much too late. I AM technology now.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/06 21:32:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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A remarkably primitive kind of technology, too!
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2015/11/06 21:44:18
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Psyker sweeps hands ships explode, Noosphere is already infected with alien scrape code which eats away at verviedi*
Yeah we already saw that coming... scrape code is destroying you by the second... Your only major functions will be to turn on and off the ice machine... kind of a punishment if you ask me.
But keep spending your energy infecting stuff sooner or later you'll have no administrative privileges... *Chuckles* your turning yourself into a line of worthless code... I am sure the Omnissah is having a laugh.
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/11/06 21:49:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You've infected the entire Imperium with scrap code?! You have killed us all!
*The ships go dead, firing everything at once. Weapons, shields and escape pods.*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/06 21:56:38
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*looks at robotic ant farm*
*appears to be mourning the death of the robotic ants*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/11/06 21:57:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Feth this. You arrested my latest employer and are trying to kill off Verviedi? I don't think so pal.
*lightning crackles at fingertips*
Might as well see how strong my own psyker powers are.
*opens a warp rift next to the psyker which tzeentchi daemons pour through*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/11/06 21:58:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 Verviedi wrote:You've infected the entire Imperium with scrap code?! You have killed us all!
*The ships go dead, firing everything at once. Weapons, shields and escape pods.*
Well of course... I think your confused this scrape code is designed to destroy you... that's why I saved some of you in the box...
But don't worry the code is "holy" blessed by the arch-magos himself...
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/11/06 22:01:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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DEMONS!
*opens fire on the tzeentchi demons with lasgun*
CEASE THIS MADNESS KROOT!
*Imperial Guard pour out of their barracks and fire upon the demons, banishing them to the warp*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/06 22:04:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Scrapcode? I can probably fix that!
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2015/11/06 22:06:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Ok, I didn't mean to summon daemons, that was an accident. I still don't know exactly how to control my powers, and Tzeentch must've wanted to join the fight for some reason.
*warp rift triples in size and several Lords of Change enter the materium*
Hawks Above! I just wanted something to help me fight the Inquisitor, not this!
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/11/06 22:08:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*voxes for more reinforcements*
*several Leman Russ Battle Tanks drive into the room and fire upon the LOC's killing them*
KEEP IT UP LADS!
CLOSE THE RIFT OR WE WILL END YOU KROOT! NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE LIKE YOU!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/06 22:10:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I was the Arch-Magos!!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/06 22:12:47
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*walks to center of room in midst of chaos*
*a panel on back slides away revealing a strange dives which slides out*
*a bust of light blue light fills the room for split second*
*a pervading sense of calmness and tranquility descends upon the occupants*
*the light behind the eyes flicker slightly as she sways, and then blinks out, crumpling to the floor*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/11/06 22:15:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*shakes his head confused*
*runs over to Co'tor*
*presses the on/off button the back of Co'tor's neck*
Let's see what this does.....
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/06 22:20:24
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*2BlackJack1 begins to convulse as the CULEXUS ASSASSIN takes off her null collar the alpha psyker also begins to cringe in pain she throws a psyk out grenade killing the portal and most of the daemons! She then walks over to the kroot*
{Culexus says} foolish little alien. Shall I burn him to ash my lord?
*Ponders*
Stand guard over him... Guardsmen have no fear the grey knights will dispatch the daemons...
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/11/06 22:20:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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CALM? THERE IS NO CALM FOR THE ASTARTES!!!! OUR CRUSADE IS ENDLESS, OUR WAR IS ETERNAL!!!!
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY  bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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2015/11/06 22:21:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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And you did a great job... then you turned into a AI... You know how mars works they replaced you!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/11/06 22:23:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*walks up to ZK and salutes wearily*
Sir the demons have been vanquished, what are your orders
*looks at the collapsed 2bj1*
Shall I put him in the jail too sir?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/06 22:26:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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You could also not fight.
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