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2015/11/10 17:42:28
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*Continues petting Murray*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/11/10 17:46:28
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*to SYL* Guardsman, this is a dangerous plehss, with Beihnblehds and Stehl Rehn. Why are you at owah dohr?
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/11/10 17:46:47
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2015/11/10 17:49:44
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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This is a wee castle, right? Our king ordered us to take 45 regions, so that we would win the game.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/10 17:50:10
DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/11/10 17:59:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Tehk and howld, you say? *points at an unoccupied suit of Ultramarine Terminator armour* Capture thaht objective to win!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/10 18:00:11
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2015/11/10 18:03:10
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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*quick marches to the objective*
Sire, we have taken control of the castle!
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/11/10 18:06:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*punches SYL across the room*
YOU DARE TOUCH OUR RELICS?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/10 18:20:11
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Nay laddie, we're not in the Crusades campaign.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/11/10 18:34:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Oh. Okay then.
*calmly begins extracting geneseed from dead blood ravens*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/10 19:04:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Legs suddenly activate, causing Farsight's battlesuit to do a flip and land perfectly*
Oh, really? You're here? Took me a full microsecond of reading all of your email to realize it was you, O'Shovah!
...Who are you, and why are my controls not responding?
I suppose you could say that I'm an... interested... Entity. Finishing the conversion of this world into an enormous computer gets tedious after a while, after all! I have a few million copies of myself working on it right now.
How did you get into Tau systems?
Easy! There are Tau-to-Gothic dictionaries on the dark corners of the Noosphere, and it was trivial finding was to possess your suit!
*Looks around*
Do any of you know this... thing?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/10 19:06:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*without looking up*
That's just our tech priest friend who was basically turned into liquid metal and who now exists as an A.I. program. Just send him a copy of Tech Priest Weekly and you'll be fine.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/10 19:19:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...I write that now. Try Mechanicon Mag if you need to bribe me. I can't get a signal or carrier ship close enough to Mars to take over their systems yet.
Do you have influence in the Tau Empire or in the Free Enclaves?
Nope. Haven't had time or a spare carrier ship to gain influence there. Plus, I like the Enclaves. Farsight did nothing wrong.
What's your email address?
...Which one? I have several trillion.
...Main one?
*Code blurt*
Sent. That should be enough for a while.
*Reacquires movement*
That guy was your friend?!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/10 19:25:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Yep. Some weird things happened and he became what he is now. He's mostly harmless, he takes over machine spirits every now and again, but he's a nice guy for the most part.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/10 19:28:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Finally finishes paperwork backlog] [Rests head on desk] [Blood Ravens attempt to steal desk and remaining chairs] Oi!
[Sprats them with a water spritzer again] Away!
[Yawns, retrieves Cartoony BC from the looted pile of junk, and heads to bed in the butter tank]
[Is tackled by an excited Daemonette upon entry] Wh-what is going- [Forcibly embraced and kissed repeatedly] I'm- err...
[Backs out of tank] I'm going to sleep in the barracks. [Disappointed noise from inside tank] That pretty lady is crazy.
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2015/11/10 19:31:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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She looks like some of the creatures I encountered on Arthas Moloch.
...I certainly won't criticize that.
One thing we agree on. *Whistles*
OOC: I'll have the Verviedi Entity serve as a background character until I find out what I want to do with him.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/10 19:32:53
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/11/10 19:33:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*picks up BC and drops him inside the Tank*
You've been working too hard, take a break
*BC is dragged back into the tank*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/10 19:36:46
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*uses a planet-to-orbit shuttle to visit an Ultramarine strike cruiser*
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2015/11/10 19:38:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*Selym is not permitted to go anywhere on the Strike Cruiser and is forcibly sent back down to the planet via drop pod*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/10 19:42:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/10 19:43:17
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2015/11/10 19:45:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*takes his narthecium back from Selym*
*straps Selym to a wall*
Stay put.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/10 19:48:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Grips edges of tank hatch entrance and looks wildly panicked] ...! M-my own bunk in the barracks is infinitely preferable to-
[Cut off by Daemonette, who whispers in ear]
... You leave my augmetics alone!
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2015/11/10 19:53:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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MURRAY: MEOW.
MEOW MEOW MEOW.
MEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOWMEOW. (Please, everyone, calm down).
BADRUKK: Yeah, guys, I agree with Murray. We should calm down.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/11/10 19:56:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 War Kitten wrote:*takes his narthecium back from Selym*
*straps Selym to a wall*
Stay put.
*to nearby Bluhd Rehverns*
Brotha, I am pinned here!
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2015/11/10 19:58:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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MURRAY: MEOW!!!!!! ( JUST CALM DOWN!!!!!! )
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/10 19:58:19
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/11/10 19:59:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*is freed from the wall*
Blue Brotha, you are bawld, but yowah fewlishness will be your Stehl Reihn!
*drop pods, drop pods everywhere*
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2015/11/10 20:00:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*takes cover*
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/11/10 20:01:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*All the Ultramarines in the room teleport out of the room in a flash of light except for me*
*to Selym*
See? Not even my brothers want to deal with you!
*sighs and shakes his head*
I'm assigned here, so I guess I can go nowhere
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/11/10 20:03:27
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/11/10 20:02:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Well, brotha. It appears we have met owah match. In spess.
*goes to shake WK's hand*
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2015/11/10 20:03:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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OOC: Refresh the page a few times before doing that...
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2015/11/10 20:04:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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OOC: just got double post spam everywhere D: What's going on with Dakka today?
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2015/11/10 20:04:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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OOC: Right. I'll do that next time it happens
*sighs and takes Selym hand, making sure that nothing of mine is taken*
Alright then.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/11/10 20:04:46
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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