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**War Kitten**

*sees CBC get knocked unconscious*
OH FOR THE LOVE OF THE EMPEROR I JUST FIXED HIM, DON'T GO AROUND BREAKING HIM ALREADY!
*to BC*
Yep, he' was a daemonhost for a while, still is. Just ignore the demon, he's largely harmless, just makes CBC do some odd stuff every now and again. I blew his arm off if that makes you feel any better.

**Co'tor Shas**

*is some distance out door when she realizes that CBC is missing*
*turns around and hurries back*
*appears concerned about the strange communications emanating from him.

**Buttery Commissar**

...He's a daemonhost. Oh, hell. [Steps back]

[CBC's augmetic arm moves independently and grabs BC]
++ Why're you so familiar? ++

I'm just a c-commissar, we're all pretty simil-

++ Holy gak, you're him. An alternate, responsible version, but you're the same person. Same person, same soul.
Oh, man. You ever seen a daemon body-hop? ++

Y-you stay where you are... [Pulls free]

++ Oh relax. I'm happy where I am. For now. ++ [Arm waves coyly and attempts to goose BC]

[Steps back further] ... I am beyond done with this gak.

**2BlackJack1**

*light stops emitting from eyes and he collapses as the transmission to the TV ends*

[Faint whine of motors running on a backup generator to keep him in a stable condition]

**Tactical_Spam**

I am the Hammer...

Greeting, warp-fiend. I have been tasked to end you.

**Co'tor Shas**

*stands in front of CBC protectively*

**War Kitten**

Oh, it's the Grey Knights. Nothing to see here boys. Just a room full of Imperial Citizens. Move along now.

**Buttery Commissar**

...warp-fiend?

**Tactical_Spam**

I could smell the heresy from Titan. Where is the daemon?

**Co'tor Shas**

*nonchalantly puts a blanket over CBC*

**War Kitten**

So you're a Space Wolf now? I thought only they had noses that good? Hmm. *walks up to TS and begins examining him*
Yep, definitely not a Space Wolf. He's full of crap guys don't worry about it.
*looks nervous*

**Buttery Commissar**

Oh. That'd be me. [Rubs neck] Sorry. [Holds up hands] I promise to do better in future.

ooc:
I tried to put a snow filter on my christmas avatar and this came out as one of the results:

Spoiler:

**Co'tor Shas**

OOC: that's terrifying.

**Buttery Commissar**

ooc: It's the flashing teeth, isn't it?
I quite liked this one:

Spoiler:

**War Kitten**

OOC: It's not even Thanksgiving over here yet and we're already jumping into winter/Xmas themed.. I love it.

**Tactical_Spam**

OOC: Lol, WK, How does my avatar look like a space wolf

**War Kitten**

OOC: It doesn't. My character was commenting on how you said you "smelled it all the way from Titan". He's aware you're a Grey Knight. He was trying to divert away from CBC by commenting on you claiming to "smell" the heresy.

**Co'tor Shas**

Buttery Commissar wrote:
ooc: It's the flashing teeth, isn't it?
I quite liked this one:

Spoiler:

That one's very good. Maybe stick a starry sky with a forest or something in the background so the snowflakes in the background pop out.

**ZergSmasher**

*To TS*

"Now wait right there, Terran. The cartoon buttery one is my friend, and a friend of the Protoss. Attempt to harm him, and you will regret it."

*Punctuates last statement by activating personal shield and psionic blades*

OOC: Watch this video to get an idea of what my character is like in combat:

**Co'tor Shas**

OOC: seriously, what is it with all these games coming out on my birthday?

I mean, it's a Tuesday, so nothing to to do with the day of the week. The only reason I can think is veterans day is today (day after).

**Ashiraya**

After some objective observation, I can conclude that I do not understand the events of this space-time continuum.

Anyone of logical inclination, please explain and elaborate.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Sits down on bench] Well, those two guys there in armor are Space Marines, they're usually at odds with well, pretty much anybody.
Then there's Verviedi, who's a bodyless intelligence, of a kind, two robotty people, an alien that talks by broadcast, and an alien in a giant suit of armor.
None of which in theory should be getting along with each other, but apparently most of them are.

Then there's the guardsmen, the commissars, who by rights shouldn't get along with anyone but do, a sentient battle tank, a small child, and at least two daemons.

Unless you mean in more recent terms, in which case that space marine has just performed brain surgery on a cartoon commissar because he's too nice to everybody, and we're waiting to see what happens when he wakes up.

[Answers vox call] You know, I think I have somewhere I need to be... [Strolls out and drives a jeep away behind the barracks]

**Verviedi**

You look surprisingly like Macha.

Who? You mean that one Eldar in all the-

Yes. I have the complete collection. I had to devote an entire hive city to storing it.

How is that even possibl- *Notices tactical_spam*

Hello!

**2BlackJack1**

*steps in front of TS*

Hello. Perhaps you'd like to ask me about the safety protocols of The Room?

**War Kitten**

Pretty much what he said *points to BC*. This entire room is pretty much a paradox, as most of us should be trying to kill each other but we aren't.

**Verviedi**

Or occasionally we do, but the Apothecary or I generally managed to patch people up.

Is there anything you can't do?!

I can't take corporeal form very well. It severely limits my abilities.

...Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I love feeling the wind on my "face" and the warmth of atmosphere entry.

**KaptinBadrukk**

MURRAY: Meow. (I don't know what to say, Verviedi.)

**Verviedi**

I'm afraid that I'm incompatible with the system that you are using to translate for that cat.

He says he doesn't know what to say.

...Hold on a moment, I need a minute to reorganize my aegis code, the Machine-God is trying to corrupt me again.

...The Machine-God actually exists? I thought that what you called Daemons were just random Warp entities!

**War Kitten**

Kimmy picks up Murray and begins petting him*

**ZergSmasher**

War Kitten wrote:
Pretty much what he said *points to BC*. This entire room is pretty much a paradox, as most of us should be trying to kill each other but we aren't.

"Indeed. In fact, I and my Protoss will break up any infighting among us. Violently, if need be."

*Pauses to consider the irony of last statement*

"Yes, we can get violent to preserve peace. Greater good and all that. Wow, I sound like one of this universe's Tau or something."