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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/28 22:50:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*jumps off of BC and charges at Verviedi instead*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/28 22:52:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Punches blackjack repeatedly in the head with bionic arm whilst attempting to shield throat]
...Ow ow ow ow.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/28 22:56:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Takes aim at 2BJ1's charging skull, and empties magazine at it*
Oh feth... Oh feth... Oh feth...
*Dodges out of the way of a claw*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/28 22:58:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*charges 2bj1 and stabs him with bayonet*
FALL TO ME XENO!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/28 23:07:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sits down very gently and watches]
[Kimmy sits down next to BC and looks at his bloody shirt in alarm]
It's okay sweetie, he missed my tattoo.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/28 23:14:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Terrifying Doombull
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I say What a lively bunch of rastafari! Care for some brownies?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/28 23:16:59
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*sigh* You do get hurt a lot. Here slather this on the wounds, they should clear right up. *hands BC a salve* *comes out to see what all the fuss is* *looks with interest at the talking duck*
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2015/11/28 23:18:06
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/28 23:19:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Terrifying Doombull
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Nonsense? I am quite resonnable actually. I save my fury for battlefields WHEN I AM CRUSING IVAN UNDER THE STEEL TRACKS OF MY TIGER TANK!!
Pardon that, my angry half sometimes gets out
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/11/28 23:21:30
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/28 23:28:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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We noticed.......
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/28 23:45:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*one arm gets blown off by Verviedi's shots*
[Angry chittering]
*a second arm catches WK in the side while still charging at Verviedi*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/28 23:53:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Pockets salve] I'll go sort that out later. [Peers down front of shirt] Not too much later.
[Kimmy levitates Blackjack a short distance off the floor so that he loses traction] Okay now... Be nice.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/29 00:01:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*claw bounces off of flak armor*
Oh that's it......
*stabs 2bj1 in the throat with bayonet*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/29 00:04:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*roars in frustration at being stabbed and levitated*
*grabs WK's lasgun and rips it from his hands*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/29 00:41:15
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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*Powers up shield and psionic blades*
"Prepare to die, foul creature!"
*Runs in and slashes 2bj1 with blades*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/29 00:51:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*leaps to avoid ZS and makes a bolt for the door*
[Guardsman steps in, aiming a lasgun at the genestealer*
[Chatters excitedly]
[Guardsman's face goes blank and he moves his lasgun to aim at the others and opens fire]
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/29 00:54:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Potters into butter tank] [Sound of slight yelping]
[Emerges with clean shirt] Good grief that stings.
Hey now, ganging up on one creature isn't fair.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/29 00:55:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*punches the other Guardsman*
STAND DOWN!
*Guardsman swings again*
ALRIGHT!
*punches him unconscious*
*to 2bj1*
YOU!
*pulls out combat knife*
Looks like I'll have to do this the old fashioned way...
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/29 01:05:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*turns to face WK and hisses before charging*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/29 01:08:32
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*walks over and looks at blackjack with interest*
*positions self between blackjack and WK*
*a slight blue glow starts on an out-stretched hand and the creature feels a sense of overpowering calmness and peacefulness*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/29 01:18:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*stops in front of Her looking confused*
[Chatters at Her]
*Brood Mind starts to reassert dominance and the genestealer bares his fangs*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/29 01:19:53
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*walks over and gently places hand on creature's head as the sense increases, pervading the room*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/29 01:22:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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[Chatters at Her again]
*shakes head and turns around, heading for an open window*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/29 01:56:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Sprints up to the Genestealer and wrestles it to the ground*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/29 02:00:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*raises Laspistol*
Time to put you down Xeno........
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/29 02:05:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Heroic Senior Officer
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''This trooper think you should use a hellgun, laspistols are lacking in power''
*raises his own hellgun*
''Like so *shoots*''
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/29 02:28:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*begins to crawl away whilst on fire before realizing its dead and slumps to the ground*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/29 02:53:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*nods in thanks to Bob*
I could use a hellgun, you got a spare one? Or know where I can get one? My lasgun's been destroyed *points to where 2bj1 threw it*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/29 02:56:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*walks over to the charred corpse shaking his head*
Gue'la couldn't even leave anything for me? Here, let me look at this. I might be able to still get something out of it.
*pulls out a knife and starts cutting out pieces of the genestealer*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/29 03:02:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Apologies Kroot, we were trying to not die horribly, I'll ask the genestealer nicely to let us kill it cleanly
*super sarcastic*
*shakes his head*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/11/29 03:07:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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You certainly made a mess of it. At least you all had the sense to not fight it in melee.
*sees people's looks*
None of you tried fighting it in close quarters, right?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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