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**Verviedi**

Yes. Em, Guardsman +REDACTED+... Illegal Usage of Transport Aircraft (1 Count). Everything else is blacked out, it seems.

**War Kitten**

*the blacked out lines continue on for 20 pages*
What the feth did I do? The aircraft misuse alone warrants an execution according to most commissars. How am I still alive?
*looks down at hands*

**2BlackJack1**

[Snarling cam be heard from the vents, and soon after comes the sounds of fading footsteps]

**KaptinBadrukk**

Whats that noise?

*readies phaser* who's there?

**Co'tor Shas**

Well, at least you guys actually did something to make them want to kill you, my very existence is enough for that apparently.

**Verviedi**

I seem to recall an incident where I possessed your Valkyrie, you flew it towards a crashed extradimensional spacecraft, and I took control in an attempt to capture some Xenos queen. Do you recall that?

**War Kitten**

I recall getting off a Valkyrie with a survivor from some crash, and then heading off to the barracks to take a nap. That's the last thing I remember. What I did after that to get a 21 page rap sheet I don't know.

**Buttery Commissar**

...That must be the other commissar. I'm certainly not a heretic. [Shakes head]

**2BlackJack1**

*alarms are blaring from a guardsmen outpost and the silhouette of a four legged creature can be seen dragging a guardsmen off in the distance*

**War Kitten**

*raises lasgun and shoots 2bj1 off the Guardsman*
BACK OFF!
*drives 2bj1 back into the shadows with lasgun fire*
Damned Jeanstealers....

**Trondheim**

Genestealers! By Zion and the great rasta!

**War Kitten**

No, you misunderstand giant bird. JEANstealers, not genestealers. The two are related, but still different.

**2BlackJack1**

*climbs up a wall and get a back inside the attic*

**War Kitten**

*hurls a grenade up into the attic after 2BJ1*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Skims report] See, this could be the other Benny.
Murder of inquisitorial agents. Well that could have been either of us.
Misuse of Imperial property. Same deal.
Association with Daemonkin. I suppose that's a bit more specific.

See here it says, "cross dressing whilst on duty", that can't possibly be me. These boots are unisex. [Does a twirl]

**War Kitten**

I don't think they care Commissar...

**Buttery Commissar**

[Looks at feet] M'not a heretic.

You're just a transvestite daemonhost with a Daemonette living in your tank, and an unsanctioned psyker for a daughter.

I'm not a transvestite either!

...I give up.

**Verviedi**

Denial isn't just a river on Mars, you know.

*Points at boots*

Where did you get those?

**2BlackJack1**

*grenade is thrown back out of the window*

**War Kitten**

*smacks grenade back into the window with lasgun butt*
BASEBALL TIME XENO!
*grenade detonates in the attic*

**Co'tor Shas**

*is hit in head by flying grenade*
*lets out a small squeak and kicks it away*

OOC: damn ninja

**Buttery Commissar**

...The local Commissariat tailor, said they went well with my pink sash and medals... He said they worked with the look I was going for.
Had to order them in special, they didn't come in my size.

[Blinks] Stop talking about my heels! More importantly the other commissar is a deviant heretic. [Looks concerned]

**War Kitten**

OOC: This is why you don't interrupt a grudge match between Guardsmen and Jeanstealers Co'tor. It's a bitter rivalry

BIC:
*growls in irritation*
*hurls another grenade at 2BJ1*

**2BlackJack1**

*drags a box of grenades to the window and pours them out the window*

[Excited chitter]

*War Kitten's grenade goes off, sending the genestealer flying into a wall*

**War Kitten**

*gets up*
Feth that hurt.......

**2BlackJack1**

[More excited chattering]

*goes into the vent system in search of unwary prey*

OOC: I meant for the 'stealer to have forgotten about your grenade while dropping those ones down, and then got blown up by it. Of course, saying 'him' doesn't make things clear,so my apologies for any confusion.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Runs over and tackles the gene stealer before it can recover]

...I did not think this through.

**Trondheim**

Glad i am only wearing shorts then. So belastes dont take my jeans

**2BlackJack1**

*roars at BC before slashing at his chest and throat*

**Verviedi**

*Begins firing at 2BJ1, trying to avoid hitting BC*

I don't have enhanced targetting anymore! I actually need to spend some time training now...

*Shot hits 2BJ1 in the front leg joint*