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**Buttery Commissar**

[Wakes up surrounded by bits of shredded butterflies] Oh. [Sadface]

[Stands and follows the shouting guardsman]

**War Kitten**

*continues to shoot at 2bj1*
PURGE THE ALIEN!

**Buttery Commissar**

[Climbs up to the attic and shines a torch around] I know you're up here-

[Distracted by finding box of Christmas decorations] Ooh. Little glass things.

**War Kitten**

*walks up behind BC with Lasgun at the ready*
*slaps him on the back of the head*
Stay frosty, he's a wily one.

**Co'tor Shas**

*sadly watches the mechanical butterflies near BC be shredded*
*the cloud around Her follows at She heads towards BC*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Drops the ornaments in surprise, and breaks the majority] ... [Sighs sadly]

Sure, sure. [Draws pistol]

**2BlackJack1**

*drops down behind WK and BC and makes a break for the basement*

**Verviedi**

*Steps in front of the charging 2BJ1 and begins firing, aiming calmly for the head and joints with every shot*

Halt, Xenos!

**Buttery Commissar**

That... looked uncannily like my stepfather. [Scratches head]
[Shrugs and sits in floor in attempt to glue ornaments back together]

**War Kitten**

*whirls around and sees 2bj1 running away*
*puts bayonet on lasgun*
*charges after 2bj1*
OH NO YOU DON'T!

**2BlackJack1**

*climbs into the wall and forces himself into a vent*

**War Kitten**

Feth! He got away
*turns to BC*
Sir we need to keep a sharp eye out. That was a Jeanstealer. They're tricky little buggers.
*notices him gluing together ornaments.*
What the feth?

**Co'tor Shas**

They steal people's pants?

**War Kitten**

Yes, not to be confused with the more common genestealer. No, the jeanstealer is far, far worse. I'm alright because fatigues don't count as jeans, but you and the others are in grave danger. A jeanstealer will stop at nothing to take your pants from you and wear them for himself, dooming you to endless embarrassment

**zombiekila707**

*Portal opens I walk in*

*Burp*w-w-what am I doing here?

*Looks around*

F************ this place ag-g-ain

OOC: Hey for anyone who celebrates it, happy late thanksgiving!

**War Kitten**

OOC: You too ZK!

BIC:
Who exactly are you again? I don't know if we met before but I got mind-wiped a little while ago so I don't remember anyone at the moment. Weren't you the one who blew up Severus Prime and caused a demon incursion on Cadia? I think you were...

**Verviedi**

*Looks at Rick*

Hello! I regret to inform you that you completely failed at killing me.

*Bows and gestures to a drone making cheesecake*

**ZergSmasher**

*Walks up to the vent that 2bj1 crawled into*

"You won't escape that way, creature!"

*Blasts psionic storm into vent, electrifying it*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Looks up covered in glitter] Sorry, I just felt guilty for having broken them. [Finishes repairing decorations and puts them back in box] [Looks through hatch] Hey Kimmy, help bring these down?
[Kimmy gently floats box down and sits looking through the ornaments]

[Notices Rick] You! You sent the fething Inquisiton after us!
[Slides down ladder from attic] The feth did you do that for? [Quite angry and glittery]

**War Kitten**

Save it BC. I don't think the drunk fether even remembers doing that. There's no point in yelling at him about it.
*sighs*
Although admittedly I do feel a burning desire to shoot him repeatedly.

**2BlackJack1**

[Clattering can be heard in the kitchen]

*starts dragging the body of a servitor into a vent*

**War Kitten**

*hears the clattering and moves to investigate*
*sees the servitor get dragged away*
I hope you choke on it you jeanstealer. Hmm.I wonder if that's one of the servitors who has the self-destruct feature enabled?

**KaptinBadrukk**

*sees 2BJ1*

What is THAT?!

*readies phaser*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Sighs] Whilst I suspect you're right, this fether gave a full run down report on everyone here.
[Glares at Rick] That inquisitor made my clone-friend unhappy and had him jailed for no reason.

**Verviedi**

...I'm interested in seeing the reports he gave, actually. It would be interesting to see our collective threat level.

...Thank goodness he wasn't around during the Thanatos incident.

**War Kitten**

*walks up behind ZK and takes the report from his pocket*
*walks over to Verviedi*
Here you go, it smells like whiskey and disappointment, but here it is.
*hands it to him*

**Verviedi**

*Begins reading the phone-book sized report*

Commissar Benny... Murder (3 Counts), Destruction of Imperial Property (4 Counts), Heresy in Extremis (530 Counts), Consorting with Daemons (102 Counts), Mail Fraud (1 Count), Usage of Banned Substances (5 Counts), Accomplice to Murder (102 Counts), ect, more things related to your exploits.

Me... Oh, this is interesting!

The Entity referred to henceforce as Verviedi...
Murder (30,000,000,000 Counts), Technological Heresy in Extremis (OVERFLOW ERROR Counts), Impersonating an Imperial Official, Unlicensed Exterminatus (5 Counts), Consorting with Xenos (1 Count)...
Really? Come on, that was a Tau drone! Not my fault it's input port was in an odd place!
Interference with the Mail (2 Counts), Obstruction of Justice (50 Counts)

...This is going to take all day. Might as well skip to the end.

...Failure to return or renew library books (3 Counts)

**War Kitten**

Am I on there? Maybe it'll explain why I was mind-wiped and not just executed. It's much more expedient to just kill than mindwipe, something must have happened for me to have not just been killed outright when they took me

**2BlackJack1**

*human arm falls out of a vent next to War Kitten*

**ZergSmasher**

"Everyone, move away from the vents if you value your safety! I'm going to eradicate that creature!"

*Manifests massive psionic storm and blasts it through the entire ventilation system*