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**jhe90**

*drops wc a vortex grenade with note to be careful*

**KaptinBadrukk**

FLASH GITZ!!!!!! Regroup in the secret room!!

*flash gitz go to the room that only orks can find*

**War Kitten**

*shoots one of the Gits who is too slow in getting to the secret room*
DODGE THAT YOU TWITCHY HOOLIGAN!
*takes vortex grenade inside the couch nest*

**KaptinBadrukk**

*Shot causes flesh wound. Git goes and breaks WK's neck and then teleports to the secret room*

**War Kitten**

*Git cannot find me in my couch sniper nest, he eventually gives up and teleports away*
I think his mate almost saw me.....
*shrugs*
*starts drinking coffee*

**KaptinBadrukk**

War Kitten, you will never find the secret room. It's only able to be found by orks, and even if you did find it, you can't get in unless you are an ork.

And where in the name of Gork is Marla and Murray?

**Verviedi**

*Moves across the room from Archangel and begins staring at her*
*Eyes turn glowing silver*
You think you can murder me again? You're going to need something stronger than a Daemonette this time...
Have no fear. I can still end you again.
*Halo of guns turns towards Archangel and begins firing, but the blasts dissipate in midair*
I am a Clockwork Angel, an Angel of the Machine-God. You think you can kill me with telekinesis?
Not telekinesis.

**War Kitten**

OOC: He wasn't trying to find it, he just hid from the Git who was searching for him.

BIC:
*gets out of couch nest and goes into the bathroom*
*walks out a few minutes later with a fresh jar of Jarate and re-enters sniper nest*
Now where did that mongrel go?

**KaptinBadrukk**

Hey Angel! Feel the wrath of Da Rippa!

*begins to aim it, but then lowers*

Oh, yeah. You did and respawned.

**War Kitten**

*red dot appears over Badrukk's head*
*shoots his hat off*
WAY TO PRESENT A WHOPPING BIG TARGET MATE!
*ducks back into the couch for the inevitable reprisal*

**KaptinBadrukk**

War Kitten wrote:
OOC: He wasn't trying to find it, he just hid from the Git who was searching for him.

BIC:
*gets out of couch nest and goes into the bathroom*
*walks out a few minutes later with a fresh jar of Jarate and re-enters sniper nest*
Now where did that mongrel go?

OOC: Okay, thanks.

BIC: *teleports into the secret room. muttering can be heard, but it cannot be told where it is coming from. [in the brackets] cannot be heard, but outside the brackets can*

[I wonder] where Marla is. Any of [you guyz know?]
[Kaptin, she] is building us new [snazzgunz], remember? But [I'm surprised] she's not back yet. I mean [a phaser's] only as good as a lasgun!
[oh. can we contact her?]
[Yes. But the secret room] cuts off 65% of communication frequencies. We [need to find] the right frequencies.

**Overlord Thraka**

OOC How on earth have you posted 3 PAGES since last night!?

BIC

Dearie me I never know what's going on. What's the word round here buckos?

**KaptinBadrukk**

Overlord Thraka wrote:
OOC How on earth have you posted 3 PAGES since last night!?

BIC

Dearie me I never know what's going on. What's the word round here buckos?

OOC: 3-4 pages in 24 hours is a normal occurrence, Thraka.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Wanders into room looking quite tired and very scruffy] [Looks around]
Hey. [Sits on sofa and sips coffee]

Oh, the girls? They got a bit rowdy and rolled me off the moving tank roof when I was napping.
They'll come home when they're hungry, I guess. Said something about wanting to see the Christmas markets first.

What'd I miss?

**War Kitten**

Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Wanders into room looking quite tired and very scruffy] [Looks around]
Hey. [Sits on sofa and sips coffee]

Oh, the girls? They got a bit rowdy and rolled me off the moving tank roof when I was napping.
They'll come home when they're hungry, I guess. Said something about wanting to see the Christmas markets first.

What'd I miss?

*hand comes out between the couch cushions BC is sitting by and offers him a cup of coffee*
*sounds of coffee brewing can be heard in the couch*

OOC: Welcome back, BC. Things going a bit better now hopefully?

**Co'tor Shas**

Umm... Well Vervi's a angel. Or was possessed by one. It's over there

*points*

**Verviedi**

*A wall of mirrors blocks a bolt of lightning from a weapon Archangel assembled from the tea maker*
Nothing much. Just cleaning up some old baggage.
*Archangel notices BC*
MURDERER! YOU FED ME TO HER! SHE SHREDDED ME WITH HER CLAWS AND DID UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO EACH PIECE!
...You are next, after this weak thing that I split off of.
*Levitating guns all wheel around and begin attempting to overload Archangel's telekine shields*

**KaptinBadrukk**

*still inside the secret room. [in the brackets] cannot be heard, but outside the brackets can be heard*

[Kaptin, we've found a] frequency. We think it's stable enough to provide [a com link for one hour before] static cuts in.
[Hook it up. They] won't be able to [detect the signal from the room]
[it's hooked up,] Kaptin.
[Badrukk to Gilmore.] Are those [snazzgunz] ready yet?
[Yes. You can teleport] me back now.
[all right.] We're in a secret room, so I'll transport you directly there.
*sounds of a teleporter*

**jhe90**

Ooc
The coffee war ended, my commiaar drinks tea now from a 2litre mug.

He did think of moonshine but avatar room may not survive.

Oh and you may be joined by the universes least subtle spacewolf.

**Co'tor Shas**

*is watching the angel intently*

**KaptinBadrukk**

*inside the secret room once more. [in the brackets] can't be heard, but outside can.*

[I've improved Snazzgunz]. They're 50% more [devastating] than the original. And [i've brought] materials to improve Da Rippa.
[Good girl, Marla. Where's our] Target Practice?
[I've got it outside the room] *sounds of a teleporter* [Now we can] test the guns.

**War Kitten**

*is now selling coffee from inside couch sniper nest*
*vortex grenade is tossed outside of sniper nest*
AUSTRALIA!

**KaptinBadrukk**

*sounds of gunshots and explosions can be heard from the secret room*

OOC: There is no way except for an ork to find the secret room

**Buttery Commissar**

[Looks up] Do I know you? I don't remember killing any Angels.

[Accepts coffee]

Ooc: I'm coping better, sometimes I just find it hard playing a silly character, and I don't have much of a repertoire of spares

**KaptinBadrukk**

OOC: Good to know, BC.

**War Kitten**

OOC: I like to have a few different characters on standby for if I get bored or can't play one for much longer (I always come back to them though). My Sniper is paranoid and a coffee lover. My Farseer hates coffee and is kind of trolly. My Marine is very serious, and my Guardsman, well, I tried to base him more off of my own personality. So he's a bit random

BIC:
*puts sign up outside couch advertising the coffee store within*

**Verviedi**

It figures. Killed so many people that you've begin forgetting?
His first attempt at a long-term fully artificial body. It was then that the glorious power of the Machine-God found me. And he killed himself rather than embrace it. While he was simply restored from a backup, I was linked to this world, unable to return to my God.
Ignore her! It was my fault for not being-
*Every unsecured weapon in the room begins being dragged towards my halo of guns*
-Something I dragged in when I overused my psychic abilities! The Farseer discovered them, and unlocked them!

OOC: Glad to see you feeling better!

**Buttery Commissar**

[Confused] It's more that I don't understand your description of what happ-
Oh. Oh, hell.

In my defence, I didn't know you were sentient! Sentient AI is virtually unheard of in my universe.

**Co'tor Shas**

It's still not very nice to kill non-sentient AI, you know.
*a small drone hovering nearby nods in agreement*

**TechHydra**

Hey who wants to play poker I got the cards and if your up for extreme poker I can call the demons or the god emperor of mankind I got iPhone six plus and unlimited data plan

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