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2015/12/05 22:01:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Just the regular high explosive, standard calibre please. The Bolter was not set up for them, crusade pattern.
I'm a m32 marine, first recruits from not from terra. We got less fun toys than the later ones.
Gold a apceptable curency?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/05 22:05:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*hurls another ad for SniperBucks out of the couch hide, this time it beans jhe in the back of the head*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/05 22:07:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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 jhe90 wrote:Just the regular high explosive, standard calibre please. The Bolter was not set up for them, crusade pattern. I'm a m32 marine, first recruits from not from terra. We got less fun toys than the later ones. Gold a apceptable curency? P
That'll be fine, 4 mags with High Explosive ammo comes to 0.2 metric tonnes. *Nabs Sniperbucks ad and throws it in a display of active fireplaces*
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2015/12/05 22:09:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Been Around the Block
Merica
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*Summons cave from warp*
I stay and I'm betting that there are 5 trolls in that cave
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DONT CROSS ME OR I WILL BLOW UP YOUR LIFE |
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2015/12/05 22:09:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*presses a button and SniperBucks ads fall all over the room and cover every surface except for my couch/hide/shop*
GET OVER HERE YOU YOBBO AND DRINK SOME COFFEE!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/05 22:10:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Oww, oh sniper bucks, look for the hide.
But he sells bolter rounds and caffine is basicly useless in space marines, we can drink triple octuple espresso and not feel it.
Though octuple octuple was fun
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/05 22:11:24
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Stands up and stretches]
It's weird, after that nap, I feel pretty chipper today. Though I miss Kimmy and my tank a bit.
I wonder what they're- [Suddenly zones out] ... ...
. Someone distract him. Quickly.
... I remember where.
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2015/12/05 22:11:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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We sell those too! And for far less than that yobbo does *points at Thrakka* SniperBucks is the superior store.
*hurls Jarate at Thrakka*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/05 22:14:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Oh please. We sell coffee made of Horation kanto beans. It kills most humans will just the smell. It'd keep a Space Marine awake forever!
Now then, time to deal with those pesky ads... *pulls out beak mounted flame thrower*
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2015/12/05 22:15:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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I started now, but Il take a 64 espresso cofee if your machine can handle it. If anyone of you can make one.
Fine, ice troll bob drops off gold on the counter.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/05 22:15:42
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/05 22:15:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Been Around the Block
Merica
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*Lays down cards on the table *
Hah sucker I got a royal straight flush
•10,J,Q,K,A (all of spades)•
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DONT CROSS ME OR I WILL BLOW UP YOUR LIFE |
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2015/12/05 22:16:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*Jarate ruins Thrakka's flamethrower*
Nice try mate! But I'm the best!
*begins shooting fire arrows at Thrakka from Huntsman*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/05 22:17:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*dang. Hands over money* maybe a cofee will improve my luck.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/05 22:18:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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jhe90 wrote:I started now, but Il take a 64 espresso cofee if your machine can handle it. If anyone of you can make one. Fine, ice troll bob drops off gold on the counter.
*spends 2 minutes in the back , then comes back pushing a cart. In the cart is a mug the size of a small dog* Here you are sir! Cream? Sugar? Mocha Sprinkles? Time for some sponge blocks I think! *puts down sponge which absorbs all the jarate*
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2015/12/05 22:22:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*takes coffee, smells like it could raise ferrus from the dead, perfect*
Just black,* starts drinking coffee and world suddenly goes unto slow mo*
Woah, this lives up to name.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/05 22:23:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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See! Far better than that trash from a Starbucks rip-off!
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2015/12/05 22:25:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*begins passing out free samples of coffee to everyone*
Ignore the bird. I hear he pees in his coffee!
OOC: The Retail War has begun. Blood shall be spilt.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/05 22:27:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Free samples are for the weak! You are the sniper from TF2! You're the one who pees in the coffee!
My coffee (and teas) are far superior to your silly weaksauce coffees
And you cannot HOPE to stand against the Corporate power of ORK MART!
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2015/12/05 22:30:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I don't pee in coffee. I pee in a jar then throw it a people. Like this!
*hurls Jarate at Thrakka and hits him in the face*
Your coffee is not superior to my coffee! I use Australian brand coffee! It will put hair on your chest and help you win fights! Ork Mart cannot win against the coolness of SniperBucks! Ork Mart is a stupid name anyway, you're a bird not an ork
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/05 22:30:54
TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/05 22:32:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*hyper space wolf starts making random rune powered snow clouds*
Yo, pretty snow, lets make a snowman!
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/05 22:33:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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*impact of jar*
BWAAAAGH! *Sput sputter spit*
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
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2015/12/05 22:35:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Boom. Headshot.
*pulls out a notepad and marks Thrakka off the list*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/05 22:36:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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THAT IS IT!
*Buys all the shares in Sniperbucks*
HAHAHAHAHA! YOU GET SHUT DOWN HUMAN!!! HAHAHAHA
*Turns every sniperbucks into a StarBuicks car dealership*
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2015/12/05 22:37:11
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:[Stands up and stretches]
It's weird, after that nap, I feel pretty chipper today. Though I miss Kimmy and my tank a bit.
I wonder what they're- [Suddenly zones out] ... ...
. Someone distract him. Quickly.
... I remember where.
Everything alright, commisar? I'm not sure Verviedi removing the chip was the smartest move after all.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/12/05 22:40:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*all of the purchases fall through and I retain ownership of SniperBucks*
Idiot, SniperBucks is a private corportation! It's stock is not for sale yet!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/05 22:40:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*hyper space wolf is making snow wolves all over the room*
Let it snow. Let it snow, let it snow.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/05 22:43:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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 War Kitten wrote:*all of the purchases fall through and I retain ownership of SniperBucks*
Idiot, SniperBucks is a private corportation! It's stock is not for sale yet!
NOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SNIPER!
Wait... wait wait wait...
*Makes phone call* Yes. That's him. ASAP. 3 Billion? Sounds good.
*TF2 Spy hangs up phone. Drives down to the Sniperbucks and stabs WK in the back*
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2015/12/05 22:47:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*backstab is deflected by Razorback*
*whirls around and pulls out Kukri*
Let's see how much blood's in ya Spy?
*cuts Spy's head off with Kukri*
See you in 5 minutes mate!
*takes the 3 billion dollars of Spy's body*
Thanks Thrakka! This will be used to open up another 3 SniperBucks!
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/05 22:50:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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The payment was made to a private account idiot.
Forget this silly fighting. You sell good terran coffee. I'll sell great inter-planetary coffee. Deal?
Space wolf, interested in boot presses? YOu can leave wolf indents in your footsteps!
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2015/12/05 22:55:19
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 2BlackJack1 wrote:Everything alright, commisar? I'm not sure Verviedi removing the chip was the smartest move after all.
[Sits on floor against the sofa, and holds head] I just... I remember my actual past, clearly. All of it. How I have a child, how they bound Perron-
[Zones out]
Ooc:He's spacing because I am pretty sick today. Seems appropriate.
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