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So Thrakka, do you have any relic blades for sale? I was thinking of trading up for one.

[Wiggles free of group hug and goes for a smoke] Thanks, guys. I know it's the past, but finding out quite what you're capable of is... Hm.

I don't want to go back to that.

 War Kitten wrote:
So Thrakka, do you have any relic blades for sale? I was thinking of trading up for one.

Relic blades... relic blades... *rummaging* Ah! Here we go, Astartes, Draxian, Eldritch, or or Guardian?

Astartes please. The chapter would skin me alive if I used anything else. Would you accept twin power swords in payment?

 War Kitten wrote:
Astartes please. The chapter would skin me alive if I used anything else. Would you accept twin power swords in payment?

Throw in some purity seal wax and we've got a deal

I came here to purge heretics and recite litanies... and I'm all out of litanies..

OOC: really wanted to say that

Deal.
*makes the trade with Thrakka*
*sees TS*
Oh, hello brother Templar. Fancy meeting you here.

*teleports from secret room*

So, I see there is a bird at the store. Hey bird! Can I have some squig gum?

Tactical spam! Welcome to Orkmart! We sell everything except cosmetics! Take a look around our shop! Looking to buy some Jelkallan Breedle Worms for your next cookout? Want to buy a Utgarian Blud Dagger? Need to stock up on Charmin Toilet paper? We're the store for you!

*Glares at Badrukk for calling me bird* What flavor?

Uhh...watermelon flavored!

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Uhh...watermelon flavored!

Hubba bubba max watermelon squig gum. That'll be 2 teef

....Hold on a moment.
*Levitates a foot over the floor and begins blasting holes in the wall*
*Disappears through the wall, following an exploding tunnel to the secret room*

HEY! YOU'D BETTER BE ABLE TO PAY FOR THAT!

*gives the bird 2 teef*

Hey!
*to Thrakka*
I'm going to meet up with our suppliers, you want me to request anything from them? I'll be gone for a while


OOC: The Marine now works for OrkMart

 Verviedi wrote:
....Hold on a moment.
*Levitates a foot over the floor and begins blasting holes in the wall*
*Disappears through the wall, following an exploding tunnel to the secret room*

OOC: the secret room cannot be found, except for by orks. Your tunnel ends in a dead end.

OOC: Remember how they got the nuke through the portal in Pacific Rim?

Fellow brothers!
More marines!

*raises wolf isighniad tankard*

Cheers!

 Verviedi wrote:
OOC: Remember how they got the nuke through the portal in Pacific Rim?

OOC: no idea what you're talking about.

 War Kitten wrote:
Hey!
*to Thrakka*
I'm going to meet up with our suppliers, you want me to request anything from them? I'll be gone for a while


OOC: The Marine now works for OrkMart

*checking datapad*
Uhhh... We need 6 Armenian Horses, 32 Copies of Nanomite Duct Tape, 4 shipments of Laser Rifles, a stack of 64 Cobblestone, Wow. This is a pretty long list. We've done good today.
*hands over Datapad*
Take this and the Freighter ship out back. You can skip over the Noxian Tulpa spells though,
and make your that Parrot Lenny fuels the thing this time!

Right then. I'll be back in a while
*walks out the door and to the waiting freighter*

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 Verviedi wrote:
OOC: Remember how they got the nuke through the portal in Pacific Rim?

OOC: no idea what you're talking about.

Ooc, cut a alien basicly iun half, drag its corpse through while limping, fall, blow up your own nuclear reactor as the furst nuke carrier died heroicly to make a opening for the second and escape before going Hiroshima on the aliens.

Simple.

Bic
*sits down, eyes glow and wooden doors appear in wall*
Alas my feraisian feasting all begins.

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 Verviedi wrote:
OOC: Remember how they got the nuke through the portal in Pacific Rim?

OOC: no idea what you're talking about.

OOC: Basically, only Kaiju could enter the portal, so they held onto a Kaiju, and that allowed them through.

[Returns from smoke]

[Looks at Thraka] What have you got in terms of alcohol capable of causing a fella to lose a few days to it? [Rummages through jacket] I've got this. [Holds up solid bronze bolt shell with remains of a medal ribbon]
It's uh, worth something in scrap.

*space wolf looks round corner*

Ale, ask a wolf! Got ferrasian, may kill you mind..... Strongest in entire empire.

No charge, you need it.

*Takes pity*
Here, have some Extra-strength Rictorian Beer. That'll get you blind drunk for a while. If you're looking for work customers have been complaining that we only ever have 3 cashiers on duty.

*staggers out of the barracks*
Well, that was interesting........ didn't know she wanted to talk about all that....
*sees all the aisles*
What the feth happened here?

Ork mart.

Now covers a area of about the size of a small hive city by last count?

Cheers. I'll uh, consider it. I'm not destitute, but my tank ran off with all of my possessions, wallet and ID. [Wanders back out]

[Sits quietly in break room and drinks whilst reading newspapers]

Ooc: I'm not sure how common fluff knowledge it is outside of Only War, but BC just traded in a Saint Kark medal. It's a high Commissariat award that is so frightening to guardsmen that it boosts their stats.

*wanders after BC and sits down next to him*
I know that feel man. My Regiment ran off with all my stuff and got me captured by the Dark Eldar. Fighting in the arena is NOT fun at all.