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2015/12/06 21:51:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Shares bottle] At least they had you fighting.
[Flicks through paper] Someone has taken out the personal ads. Odd.
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2015/12/06 21:53:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Well, they had me fighting until the Succubus who ran the arena took notice of the fact that I was too stubborn to die. Then things went downhill from there.
*in a whisper*
And she followed me home....
*takes the bottle*
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/06 22:03:42
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Happily, I don't think I've ever been captured or experimented on.
*thinks about it for a second*
I'm usualy the one doing the experimenting.
*absentmindedly takes a BC blood sample*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/06 22:06:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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 War Kitten wrote:*staggers out of the barracks*
Well, that was interesting........ didn't know she wanted to talk about all that....
*sees all the aisles*
What the feth happened here?
Welcome to Orkmart! The city-size store of everything!
Can I interest you in a 5,280 foot plasma screen TV?
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2015/12/06 22:10:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Your all depressed, I have a cure.
*starts handing out ale with abtidote mixed in and roast meats.*
Feasts always cheer people up and
*cue dancing slapstick ice trolls in tutus*
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/06 22:13:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I can't afford that on a Guardsmen's pay. I'm sorry
Got any hellguns?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/06 22:15:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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*spectral trolls reenact a Charlie chaplain film*
I'm trying my best here.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/06 22:15:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Depends. Hellguns that fire daemons? For IG Hellguns?
Because yes. Yes I do
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2015/12/06 22:16:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Swats at Co'tor ineffectively] Gettoff! Bloody DNA and low morals are what landed me in this mess.
[Looks at ale] [Takes bottle back off WK and drains it] Sounds like an idea to me.
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2015/12/06 22:24:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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I should re-state. I meant hot-shot lasguns, commonly referred to as Hellguns.
*swats Co'tor's hand away as well*
Leave him alone! If his experience was anything like mine he's had enough of needles to last a lifetime.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/06 22:27:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Goes for nap, Il leave the ice trolls on random switch. Rune of the green wolf to stop the show. More ales in the fridge. Rune of the blue claw to skip to next one.
*goes to sleep on sofa*
* leaves copy of rune 101 for cubs on table*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/06 22:46:39
Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/12/06 23:11:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Believe me, I've seen looser morals. This one time on Mars, I found one of my Servitors dead in an alley because he followed quite possibly the sketchiest dame I've ever seen. Must have been about a 3/10 and water-bleeding drunk.
A servitor! Not even capable of independent thought!
Makes you wonder if some people being converted is a blessing or not.
*Absentmindedly assembles a machine which begins dispensing various drinks from a bewildering array of switches and faucets*
Well, I suppose I'll tend bar.
*A wave of mirrors forms a bar in front of my seat*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/06 23:19:30
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Not my morals. I'm an imperial officer! I am steadfast and reliable in all aspects of morality. [Nods]
[Very slowly keels over sideways stone-cold-drunk and hits floor]
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2015/12/06 23:36:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Throws blanket over BC and continues with tending bar*
Depends on your perspective, really. From an Imperial perspective, you should be burned at the stake. From my perspective, you're perfectly alright!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/06 23:37:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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War Kitten wrote:I should re-state. I meant hot-shot lasguns, commonly referred to as Hellguns. .
Floor 85 aisle 23045
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/06 23:37:51
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2015/12/07 00:47:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Ok thanks.
*walks down to the aisle and returns a few minutes later with a hellgun*
How much do I owe you?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/07 01:03:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Wait. A hive-city sized store? That is a fethload of raw material. How much for everything in your electronics and weaponry aisles? I can pay in Imperial credits or archaeotech.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/07 02:19:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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War Kitten wrote:Ok thanks. *walks down to the aisle and returns a few minutes later with a hellgun* How much do I owe you?
You must have sprinted to get there and back that quickly. Normally takes a few ours. Hmmm... 500 Imperial Credits for the hellgun (to Verv) For the entire section? You can't afford that. The cost for that would littirally be 200 cubic miles of solid platinum 1 cubic mile of solid platinum weighs in at 89,394,995,450.6 TONS. Good luck with that. Now if you are looking for something in paticular...
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This message was edited 5 times. Last update was at 2015/12/07 02:24:48
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2015/12/07 02:26:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*drops 500 credits on the counter*
I can also offer payment in secrets from Commoragh. You would be surprised what you learn when you're enslaved by the Dark Eldar.
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/07 02:26:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Well...
As long as we have the same amount of energy containing matter, it shouldn't be hard to convert it. The science is solid, and this planet doesn't need 7 moons, does it?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/07 02:30:40
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/07 02:33:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hmm... I couldn't do that now that my infinite gold machine is gone. What portion of the section would you give me for a Dauntless-class frigate?
...Wait. We could mass transmute the planet's moons?
*Golden light builds in intensity*
Let's do this.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/07 02:40:48
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/07 02:47:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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*all of the moons simultaneously explode*
So THAT'S where I put those extra cyclonic torpedoes.....
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/07 02:50:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*A flash of angry golden light reassembles nearby products and WK's hellgun into chunks of platinum*
Why the feth would you have cyclonic torpedoes, let alone spare ones?!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/07 02:50:39
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Theoretically. Either that or it will cause a miniature supernova as the entirety of it's mass is converted to energy which then tries to spend it'self. The 5th moon of this planet is extremely dense, mostly metals. If we can get complete satellite coverage to deploy the alteration field, then all we would need is an adiquite power-source to begin the process.
*An hitherto unnoticed shield on one moon flashes brightly as it is hit by the explosion*
Oi! That's where my drone production is located.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/12/07 02:52:24
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/07 02:54:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Well, either that or my Girlfriend is still mad at me for leaving Commoragh and blew up the moon to irritate me. Who can tell with Succubi?
So, who's up for a rousing game of dodge the meteor?
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2015/12/07 02:57:34
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Well, time to test my new shields...
*the air shimmers overhead as it comes online*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/07 02:58:10
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/07 02:59:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I can rapidly assemble the satellites, if you can guide and deploy them. My "telekinesis" doesn't have orbital-level range.
Wait. Dodge-the-meteor? How much prep time do we get?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/12/07 03:03:20
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Hmm. With a large gravtic generator we should be able to combine the remains of the 6 moons.
You can find the files for the feild generator on the mainframe, under "stuff for a rainy day", if I recall.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/07 03:04:29
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/12/07 03:05:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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Dauntless class frigate is worth roughly 2.5 Venator class Star Destroyers, 2.3 Billion terminators and 45000 Heavy Reductor cannons.
And we only take physical forms of payment. Precious Metals and Jewels, Money, barter items, and magic spellbooks.
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2015/12/07 03:06:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Do we have the materials for that? I could assemble it quikcly if I have the materials and you to describe what we need and to get it working.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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