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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Sidesteps out of the field and stands behind Archangel*
Turn it back on, and we can trap her!



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Oh. Good idea.
*the field powers back up*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

So... Large-scale matter transmutation. Since when did Tau have the technology for that? Even I was a bit leery about testing it.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Well... they don't.
It's based off some necron technology I managed to salvage. I've tested on the small scale, and it works fine.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*begins counting on fingers*
1. Your family and tank are not here, or even on this planet, so unless they show up in the next 2 minutes before these guys *points at them* get the issue taken care of then they're just fine
2. You can't hit the broad side of a barn apparently, so you shouldn't bother
3. I did nothing legitimately wrong, so you have no reason to shoot me.
4. You shoot me and the failsafe the DE put inside me will detonate and kill everyone in a 5 KM radius.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/07 22:12:56


TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*lands on floor and runes stop spinning*

Well that was exhausting, I need a feast after that. Anyone want to join me at the hall?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/07 22:11:44


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Oh, yeah, I never did get around to removing that. If you'll go to the medical and bio-weapon floor after this, and we can preform the procedure. Floor 0023.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*walks right up to the contained angel and hold out hand flat*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Well, I trust Necrons and I trust you. So let's get those moons converted, and then we can build something with a hive city's worth of materials!
*Archangel looks down and gingerly returns the gesture*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/07 22:19:18




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Necrons, ..... Shudders, im off too feast. Those metal robots freak me out.

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*can be seen digging a foxhole in the floor*
*sets up a small bunker*
I am ready for whatever comes.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

Well I think it may be time to relocate.
*Store starts rumbling and shaking*
Achieving liftoff in 3....2....1.... LIFTOFF!!!1
*store starts blasting off revealing it's extensive sub-basements*
HAHAHA! IT WORKED HAHA-uh, I mean of course it works! time to relocate!

Seal the automatic doors! Close the skylight! Secure 157/4563!

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*shouts from feasting halls*

You do realise fox holes make handy pre dug graves for guardsmen right?


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*shouts back*
WHY DO YOU CARE? MARINES DON'T GIVE 2 FETHS ABOUT THE GUARD ANYWAY! PISS OFF.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

*Shouts back*

Fine, be that way ablative wound!

Your like T3 5+ 1W!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/12/07 23:05:19


Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*smiles at angel*
*the blue glow around her intensifies*


Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Traveling through space*
Mr Ra! Plot a course for Terra!

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*has now lit a small fire inside the foxhole and is roasting a marshmallow over it*
This is the life.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hangin' with Gork & Mork





The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth

*Crate falls from sky and lands in foxhole. WK opens it and finds a shipment of 12 E-11 blaster rifles and a bunch of candy canes. The note inside reads* "Merry Christmas from Overlord Inca Thraka and the Orkmart flock!"

 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Sweet! I always wanted some of these. Thanks OrkMart
*writes good review on EmperorBook*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in de
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 War Kitten wrote:
*begins counting on fingers*
1. Your family and tank are not here, or even on this planet, so unless they show up in the next 2 minutes before these guys *points at them* get the issue taken care of then they're just fine
2. You can't hit the broad side of a barn apparently, so you shouldn't bother
3. I did nothing legitimately wrong, so you have no reason to shoot me.
4. You shoot me and the failsafe the DE put inside me will detonate and kill everyone in a 5 KM radius.
[Tilts head and considers] [Puts gun away]

[Drops into foxhole and punches WK square in the head]
... Whilst you make a few valid points, I don't hold with being sassed.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*recoils from punch*
Not even when you deserve it?
*dodges the second punch*
Woah, watch it there.
*dodges the third punch*

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in de
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Holds arm back] I was only trying to do that once... My augmetic isn't the best.

And considering I couldn't have known any of those things, yes absolutely.



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*punches BC in the face*
THAT, is for hitting me.
*walks out of the foxhole and is instantly dragged off by Succubus into the barracks*
NOT AGAIN!

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Archangel shrinks down to the same level as Her*
What exactly are they... doing?
Oh, for feth's sake. Someone needs to rescue that poor man.
*Charges into barracks holding a power sword*
*Screaming*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in de
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Too busy attempting to reset bionic arm to get out of the way] ..? [Knocked out cold with a broken nose]

Dignity, thy name is Benny.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Limps out of the barracks covering in ambiguous fluids and carrying a disembodied pink tentacle*
Please, don't ask.
*Collapses next to BC*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

*walks out of the barracks a few minutes later shaking*
*sits down next to Verviedi and hands him a flask of alcohol*
THAT, is why I still have nightmares of Commoragh

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*smiles happily and plaves other hand forward holding them flat, motioning for the angel to do the same *

Making freinds I think.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Archangel joins Her in the gesture and the golden light passes between them*
Don't look at me. It's a generic Technopathy power.
*Drinks all alchohol gladly*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
 
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